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Over the counter ED meds.

There are a dozen or so of them out there that claim to cure ED, make your dick bigger, etc. Horny goat weed seems to be a popular ingredient. Today my CF told me that she had heard the DJ…

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Another Shitpoast

TFw you don't realize you have to shit till you walk in the club.

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Meh

Stopped in Saturday night and it seemed very slow. I like seeing different girls and it was the same girls who are pretty much here everytime you stop in. They are ok, nothing…

The Cabaret Men's Club

Corpus Christi, Texas

Chopped Liver

I went after watching an MNF game at a bar. This place is in the shady part of town and I hadn't heard a bunch of good things about it so I figured it would…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Nice Club and Girls but got ROB'd

So got here at 10:30pm via Uber after flying in town. $15 cover and possibly the nicest door girls checking me in ever. Did the metal detecter thing and I was in. First impressions were…

Spearmint Rhino

Rialto, California

Decent. Will be back

I was very happy when the bouncer/dude at the entrance let me in for free just for being a veteran. Outstanding. He also gave me a free drink coupon. Walked in, and went to collect…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Not what it used to be, but not much has changed

Based on some of the other reviews, I decided to check it out an old haunt. Because this club is reviewed a lot I will spare the details of the layout of the club. I…

Da Bodega Gentleman Club

Cleveland, Ohio

Ehh

I was out in Cleveland again and stopped here only because this was the closest club when i got off the highway and getting started. There were 5 dancers and same as the previous time…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Friday with Rosa

Arrived at the club around 4:30 on a Friday afternoon. I arrived wearing gym shorts and shirt deciding on swing by on my way to the Gym :) I walk in an…

Partners Tavern

Erie, Pennsylvania

Rip off

Stopped in on a Friday about a month ago saw a lot of girls that have been there for years, and a few younger ones that were very nice looking. There was a pretty good…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Cleveland, Ohio

At least it's not a dive.

After sitting in Peek a Boos and Fox Haven, Hustler was like an Oasis but as i said in my previous review this club has regressed over the years. On top of that they over…

Fox Haven

Cleveland, Ohio

Ehh again

After leaving Peek a Boos i drove here as it's only a few blocks away but because of road construction making Clark Ave one way West of 41st St i ended up having to drive…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

A nice experience and variety of options

My first trip to this part of Pittsburgh and to this club. It was easy walking distance from my hotel and the area seemed safe, well lit, plenty of people just going about their…

Blue Parrot Cabaret

Morgantown, West Virginia

Return to the Parrot

Came back to the Parrot for a Friday night. Described physical details last time so I will skip it now. I was the first PL of the evening when I got there around…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Not many options. Seems to be on the decline

Well this should be a fairly quick review. I was in the area needed to kill time so I decided to stop by. As soon as I entered the parking lot I only saw about…

Al's Diamond Cabaret

Reading, Pennsylvania

Better than last time

Passing thru the Reading area and decided to stop in here on a Friday evening. Arrived at about 7pm and found that the club was just opening up....apparently they are no open all…

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Ariel Winter

You want an ass? Here's an ass even I can appreciate. http://www.fhm.com/posts/ariel-winter-bikini-pizza-floaty-134972/photos/ariel-winter-instagram-256959

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How often do you all visit the strip clubs?

I would like to know how often do you all visit the strip clubs. At one point I was there on every weekend, nowadays I visit only once a month.

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Things You Don't Know about Strippers

http://www.cracked.com/article_20292_5-things-you-dont-know-about-strippers-until-you-are-one.html

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

Nice Naturals

Stopped by a couple of afternoons after Irma blowed through. Wackos in the afternoon is well described on this forum. Girls are variable, and many are there to play. No different this…

Urban Tiger

Wootton, England

It's just a strip club - But it's the best you'll find for 50 miles

Walked in at about 12.30 on Friday night . The cover price was relatively cheap - only £10 - and I made my way to the bar . Beer is on tap here but they…

Traffic Light

Mount Clemens, Michigan

great experience fun girls

well this was my first time going to a strip club. I had a real good time! All the dancers were friendly and the bouncer was not pushy at all. I would spend 2 or…

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Why Is Marriage Down?

Only stockbrokers may read: https://www.wsj.com/amp/articles/cheap-sex-and-the-decline-of-marriage-1506690454

If you got the money

This is the place to go. Like everyone says, you have to sign up and get an invitation. $50 cover. Location varies. This night it was in an old warehouse on the second floor. Way…

The Library Gentlemen's Club

Westminster, California

Uncle Fester's club

Limited time in Westminster, so went to visit The Library on a Friday after lunch. Parking lot was pretty empty. Walked in, checked in with the lady at the front...no cover. Full bar…

Stiletto

East Rutherford, New Jersey

Sunday night football

I used to come here back in the 90's. I loved it then. You could get an all nude dance in lap room for 20 bucks. Some girls would tighten their labia…

Spice House

Reno, Nevada

Probably wouldn't make a special trip

Had to spend the night in Reno. A friend who lived there once told me how great the clubs are, so I decided to check one out. Choose this club randomly. I tried to…

Scores New York

New York, New York

The City That Sleeps

To;Dr: place is empty on Sunday nights. More full review:. So I had a Monday meeting, and I came into town the night before. I had never been to any Scores property before, and…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Getting better with a

Went to check out Scarletts again parking is still safe and secure well lit it is looking nicer on the inside new furniture in the smoking room giving more people a chance to sit and…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

YS tampa

2 for 2 in the last two days. Not going to give any detail so to not ruin it for me and them. But at least in my experience the lack of curtains was a…

Sam's After Dark

Los Angeles, California

Good night

Entrance is $20 here as usual, I suggest going a little bit before midnight because after that you’ll have to start waiting in line on weekends. Park in the adjacent neighborhood your car will be…

Bucks's Platinum

Toledo, Ohio

Good time, good vibe.

Went to Platinum showgirls with a few other buddies. the place was bumping. Pretty crowded for 9:30 on a Friday night. Bacardi and Coke's were $7. The talent that night was…

Partners Tavern

Erie, Pennsylvania

Still Partners

I hadn't been here for a while, so while I was in the area I decided a Friday afternoon visit might be worth checking out. I sat down to have a beer (BYOB, and…

Living Room

Dayton, Ohio

Impressed on most recent visit

I have been to this club a few times over the last few years. Had fun occasionally, but most visits were disappointing. I usually have went on weekdays after 9pm but this…

Key Largo

San José, Costa Rica

Key Largo Bar was dead

The Key Largo Bar is supposed to be the center of erotic activity in downtown San Jose. But when I visited 3 times, the place was dead. The first visit was around…

Kennedy's Adult Entertainment

Mississauga, Ontario

Interesting Club

Went to this club..Interesting layout but not as private as it should be. Ladies serving the drinks are fairly slow. Had a couple dances both blondes and had the body but wasnt pleased after them…

Jumbo's Clown Room

Los Angeles, California

A completely different "strip club" experience

Based on other reviews I decided that I had to check-out Jumbo's on my one single night in LA. Wednesday night after midnight, and I was by myself. I had to forego the COI experience…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Second Day of My Trip

I started this in a review of Adelita Bar. The second day, my friend and I went back to TJ and we went to Hong Kong first and Adelita second. We got to…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Nice Dancers, Shitty Bartender

The girl serving drinks really hustled me here. She asked if I wanted to buy a soda for my dancer and I figured sure why, not how much could it be. Ended up being 20…

Desire

Baltimore, Maryland

Assembly Line drink sellers

As the previous reviewer noted, this place is pushy in the sense, that as soon as you start talking to a dancer, they are on top of you to buy a drink. The male bartenders…

Desert Flame

Mesa, Arizona

Friendly, but odd place: Keep track of your stuff!

A business trip brought me out to AZ and so of course I scouted the local talent. Stopped by "the flame" one afternoon and it was interesting to say the least! I sat at…

Crystals

Thorold, Ontario

Not horrible, been to better

This is my third time to a Niagara Falls club, having been to Mints twice a few months ago. One of the dancers I saw at Mints was now here. I had a few lap…

Concepts Show Girls

Lawrenceburg, Indiana

A waste Like Most Cincinnati Clubs

Desperately looking for some entertainment, I decided to take the relatively long ride through Covington, KY to find an entertaining club. I was staying in Cincinnati which have no clubs at all and thought Kentucky…

Club Rouge

Portland, Oregon

One of the Best in PDX

I visited Rouge around 830 PM on a Monday and a Thursday in early September. Rouge is one, if not the best strip clubs in Portland. I visit this club during business travel…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Not Much Happening

Stopped in a couple of minutes before 7 p.m. I was ready to pay the cover charge but the cute girl behind the counter just waved me through. By the time I hit the rest…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Less than I expected

I came to this club expecting to experience a high quality strip joint, but I was rather disappointed. Given the popularity of this club, however, I may have to come back on another night and…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Two trips to Adelita

First off, you'll see a lot of debate here as to which is better, Adelita Bar or Hong Kong. Here's the answer. Go to both. You'll sometimes find the lady of your…

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Miami High School’s Dance-Team Costumes and Routine Under Fire as Being Too Risq

Future Strippers of America. http://thegrapevine.theroot.com/miami-high-schools-dance-team-costumes-and-routine-unde-1818989361

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I wonder if I can qualify for food stamps?

HARRISON TOWNSHIP, Ohio -- Prosecutors say food stamps were being used to buy lap dances at a strip club in Ohio. A months-long investigation led to raids at several establishments in Harrison Township, reports WKEF. "In short, the Harem was being used…

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vincemichaels Should Lick My Ass Crack After I've Taken a Massive Shit!

Whether I took it at the McD's or at the Starbucks. That little vinceygirl should lick it like the fagboy that he is! Lol!

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vincemichaels is a DickBreath Neanderthal!

Title says it all! Lol!

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Strip-Club Law Seldom Enforced

http://www.dispatch.com/news/20170930/ohios-strip-club-law-rarely-cited-over-last-decade ( Sent from Dispatch )

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Are strippers considered to be Pimped ?

Had an argument with one where she said for me to say that was disrespectful I disagree, I believe it to be so.

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Can I have $300

Hey I recently had to get another job on a short notice and its lower paying when I was fired for coming in one minute late twice in a week at my job I've been at for 6 years. Anyways…

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Oh DAMN!

Someone got cow farts wrong! We are doomed! http://nation.com.pk/snippets/30-Sep-2017/methane-from-livestock-underestimated

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On TUSCL, who is the king of what?

I'll start by saying: Papi is the King of song value.

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Wrong time, wrong place for me?

Doing some reading, I saw this. During the Tang Dynasty, Empress Wu Zetian ( only female Empress in China) would make visiting dignitaries "service" her to show her power. I thought I should have been a visiting dignitary back then.…

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How much you spend in a strip club every time ?

I would like to know how much on a average you all spend every time when you visit a strip club. Really want to get an idea. I generally spend somewhere from 150$ to 200$ every time Thanks in advance.

The Palace

Frankfurt, Germany

FUN TIMES on frankfurt layover

was flying into austria for a business trip. had an 8 hour layover in franfurt. Since I do not need a schengen visa, I decided to venture into frankfurt. based on all the reviews here…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

raided

Spent a m hour or so. Talked to a few dancers after tipping a few. No zpinners today though and I a not into full bodied milfs. They were pleasant with my refusal…

Teasers Men's Club

Durham, North Carolina

Worth a visit

I was in the Durham area one week to visit some friends. We decided to hit up this club since it's very close to downtown. I arrived around 1 AM and was…

Dream Girls Wilkes-Barre

Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania

Great Experience

I happened to be interested in checking out this place for some time. Got a friend who's going to have a b-day and we were thinking of a party at this place so I decided…

Stars Cabaret

Neenah, Wisconsin

Don't go to Stars Cabaret

I was out with a few friends on a guy's night out. We left Blu Sapphires to check out Stars Cabaret. We arrived and paid our cover charge sometime around midnight. After spending less than…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Unconventional but Nice

I’ve never been in a strip club like this before. When you walk in, you can only sit at the bar. The stage is behind the bar, so you can’t walk up and tip the…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

first time at Penthouse

Spent a half hour traveling up Telegraph Blvd to get bere from Silver Cricket. I won't review that place as absolutely not one dancer was of interest. So arriving at Penthouse,…

Palazio Cabaret

Austin, Texas

Rainy Thursday Night

I got there around 9:00 pm and surprisingly, there was not a large crowd. I blame the stormy weather. I'm going to say one thing up front, the wait staff at Palazio is about the…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Great place if you aren't super picky

I've gone to this club a number of times in the past, and the results are mixed...Sometimes the girls hound you, sometimes you can't find a girl in what seems like forever...It's generally my favorite…

Devil's Point

Portland, Oregon

devil is in the details

My friends and I flew out to Portland for a bachelor party and the whole group agreed this strip club was the low point of our trip. It started off with a very gruff front door…

Deja Vu presents Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Shreveport, Louisiana

first visit to this club one late evening

Was staying at a casino nearby and realized how close this place was when we googled it.So decided to walk over there.It was only like four blocks from the hotel. Nice building from the out…

Dancers Mens Club & Sports Bar

Baton Rouge, Louisiana

Nice

Nice club as it is played out pretty well. Mostly a black club with regular white customers. They seemed to feel safe and enjoy the atmosphere. Dances are pretty good. Some mileage from some dancers....more…

Pandoras Platinum

Dallas, Texas

Another Saturday at Dallas Caberat South

When I was 18 I use to dance here , now every now and than I'll go visit my stripper friends..I always go there for the same girls , bootz, yum yum (star), and…

Brass Flamingo

Port Richey, Florida

Way downhill since last time.

I used to live in the area until 2012 so this was my first time back in 5 years. Used to be this was one of the better Pasco clubs but this time (and this…

American Bush

South Salt Lake, Utah

Had Some Fun

Keeping in mind that it's Utah, I enjoyed it. Dancers were very good looking with the exception of a "redhead" that wasn't unattractive, just plain looking. Probably looks a lot better with makeup. When I…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Different every time

I don't think of this as a strip club. Sometimes someone's on the pole, but it's a brothel. I asked girls for "baile privado" (private dance) for the first time in this club, and was…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Good Time

I recently went to Mons Venus for the first time so I decided I should check out 2001 Odyssey. I headed in around 10pm. The first thing that comes to mind when you enter this…

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Detroit Clubs

Looks I'll be making a trip to Detroit. Can anyone give me the lowdown on the clubs, not about the obvious FS extras available, but more about whether very VHM lapdances are available. From what I've seen of the reviews…

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Finish the sentence

You know you've got an ugly stripper when ......

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Fetch

Guy next to me is a make it rain type. Which is fine. No judgment here. God bless him, he looks happy. Girl is an 8. Nothing to get too hard about. Rain man walks up…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

First Time Disappointed Here

Alright. Basic stuff. 3 stages, all dancers make their way around. I like to sit at the first and see dancers that are more energetic than their last dance. I buy a 2-4-1 beer and…

The Pony Bama

Huntsville, Alabama

Best club in Huntsville!!!

I went with my husband for date night. It was my first time in a strip club and I had an amazing time. A few of the dancers knew it was my first time so…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

All business

I've been to this club many times over the years. It's a really nice looking club with tons of hot girls always. It's also always been the most expensive. If you have money to burn,…

Silvers Lounge

Windsor, Ontario

Silvers on a Sunday night

I like to drop by Silvers on Sundays. While it is not busy at all, there are usually four or five girls (generally two or three black and two or three white) to choose from.…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Not bad. OK experience.

Had to pay 40 for the entry. The check in was smooth. Just ID verification. The dancers were decent around 10 PM. Few were really good. The numbers picked up around midnight. Nice runway and…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Meh

This review is fairly similar to my last review of Sapphire because well, not much has changed. Locals get in free but you must show your car keys. If you use uber, lyft, or a…

Runway Cabaret

West Palm Beach, Florida

Nice Little Place

So, it was 4:40pm and I had some time before I needed to be at the airport, so I stopped in. Parking was on street but not a problem when I visited.…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

I miss the old Hiliters

It's been a while since I've been here... I visited on Friday around 3pm hoping to run into Kaylani (a gorgeous petite Asian girl with quite a few tattoos). The place was busy and I…

The Pony - Waterloo

Waterloo, Iowa

Definitely below average

I actually went in with my wife having been told it is a friendly place for couples. As I walk in I am immediately grabbed full on. The girls were nice, but not very attractive.…

Fannie's

South Fulton, Georgia

Intimidating Experience

I went to Fannies on a weekday evening. The guys valeted my car and then I walked in, passing bouncers that looked like SWAT officers. I have never seen such a thing at a club…

Double Visions

Horsham, Pennsylvania

Our First Stop....

When my wife and I got back together, we decided we wanted to have some “grown-up“ fun. This was the first club we went to together, though I had been there by myself or with…

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

Nice Surprise with Eve

So I received a text from Eve that she'd be working last night and, although I don't like AA dancers because they're all about shaking their booty and not really my thing for the most…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Another Fun Time at DDs

I arrived around 2:45 P.M. I parked on the right-hand side of the club, paid the doorman $2.00, and entered the club. The club was rather crowded. I did find a seat at the…

Di Carlos's

Albany, New York

I don't know why I expected more

This is Albany, New York. The majority of the inhabitants of the area are all about horses, and they look like them as well, except with bad teeth. In addition to being Albany, it is…

Cheaters

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Not bad, could use a little more variety

So I was bored one night and decided to drop in, been a while since I had been there. The place hasn't changed that much, but the people did. Sat there for a while to…

California Girls Santa Ana

Santa Ana, California

Solid but not Spectacular

For OC clubs, I now have a pretty regular rotation going among this place, TJ's on Beach Blvd in Stanton and Sahara (Ball @ 57 Fwy). This club is the cheapest -- free daytime admission…

Breathless

Rahway, New Jersey

High Energy - or maybe just really loud

Standard NJ bikini bar setup with 2 stages. I've had decent nights here in the past but haven't been in a while. It was early evening, the crowd was decent size and the…

Bottoms Up Lounge

Akron, Ohio

Would be perfect if they had alcohol

Was in the neighborhood so I decided to check it out on Saturday afternoon, got in, they always ask if you want the special which is $5 of regular VIP dance, I ask the…

AJ's Nightclub & Sports Bar

Secaucus, New Jersey

its ok

This place is ok... the dancers are decent looking ranging from 5's to 8's no one really that sexy except for a few girls. on the right night, you can find you some pretty good…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

Pretty Decent Night

Me and my buddy decided to come here on a Friday after work. When we arrived it was $25 at the door and you must purchase a soft drink once seated. Right off the bat…

Yellow Rose

Austin, Texas

Good time at Yellow Rose

This was great club as the music was lively, the girls were active, either dancing or walking around and mingling. They were not push either as they seemed more interested in getting the guys…

The Doll House

Hamburg, Germany

Ok club - dances not worth the money

So I went to Doll House this fall and actually had a great time. This was more due my company of my best friends than the club itself. The goods: Beer is relatively cheap, so…

Love Cabaret (formerly TDs East)

Tucson, Arizona

Slow period

The thing with Tucson strip clubs is that thye are seasonal. Right now, Tucson is progressing from the hot "low season" to the fall and it's "high season" You have to add to this the…

The Roadhouse

Columbus, Ohio

Nude girls no matter what

Went in maybe 10p on a Friday. Only maybe 7 patrons and 5 dancers there. 2 younger spinners that were cute, one sexy middle aged, one older big girl, and a brand-new dancer.…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

Solid not spectacular

Lurker for years but gonna get more active in the scene these days. Went to Ricks twice recently, both times early evening happy hour type shift after being in town for work events. Both times…

The Raven

Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania

Another good time

I really like this club. You can go and not spend much but still have fun. Many of the girls sit with regulars which I cannot blame since it is often very slow and they…

Mardi Gras Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Blah

I made a late night visit to Mardi gras around midnight alone and was pretty disappointed. I mean, the girls look good - I don't think ever saw a fatty - but they were hard…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Busy afternoon

Was very pleasantly surprised on a return visit to Kittens. Was mid afternoon, midweek and club was hopping. Not so much with customers - maybe a half dozen. But lots of girls - at least…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Great club! Worth the drive from Indy.

Just over an hour from my hotel on the north side. Took 31 straight north to 931. Seemed like a safe neighborhood although my vist was on a Wednesday afternoon and I left…

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Directions to Gold Club (without making a u-turn)

On a lot of reviews for this club I see that people end up having to make a u-turn to get to the club. Directions from Google Maps and GPS usually include a u-turn if…

Diamonds Cabaret

Centerville, Ohio

Decent, good value for money

So went on a TUES night, good value for money but pretty dead. Was only 10 to get in, so info in prior reviews and site not correct. No booze of course.…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

It's been a long while...

So randomly I get a text from one of my favorite dancers letting me know she is working for the first time in weeks. So I make my way down to the club. It…

Déjà Vu Ypsilanti

Ypsilanti, Michigan

Fun Short Visit

This review is from a month or so ago. Showed up on a Friday afternoon. It appears to be under new management, and that management seems to be attentive to the clientele. They also seem to…

Dallas Cabaret North

Dallas, Texas

Good enough

Came here after spending a couple of hours at baby dolls since I wanted to see how this club is. In case you dont't know this is an AA club. All the dancers and most…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

It's Lexington for ya.

Ok so I was in Lexington with time to kill. I stopped by for a couple beers and to get as much tits and ass in my face as possible. The couple dancers that were…

Colette Dallas

Dallas, Texas

Fun Place

My wife and I recently visited on a Thursday. The club was very slow, with only a handful of other couples there. We did enjoy some time in a private room, and we had no…

Brass Rail Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

A fun way to spend a night

I was staying in the nearby Four Seasons and decided to take a midnight stroll over since it's so close. I'm glad I did. I'm from the States, and I'd heard that Toronto was safe,…

Bottoms Up

Irvington, New Jersey

hit or miss

I stopped here because the girls at Vics were fighting in the dressing room. Parking is pretty easy and the location is on a busy street so I felt pretty safe. The club is very…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Awesome club in Dallas

I always love to come back to this place whenever, I am in Dallas for work. It is hard to concentrate on work & I eagerly look forward to my evening visit to Baby Dolls.…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

This is a huge club

I didnt expect it to be this big. There is a party atmosphere as soon as you enter. Cover is 7 and the mixed drinks are 8.50 with another 1.50 tip each drinks get to…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Largo, Florida

My new ATF

Arrived at 4. First 2 dancers were overweight. First was attractive and allowed tit grope onstage. 2nd even heavier and showed less skin than is common at beach - total waste.…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

Good Standby

It is easy to get hung up on being at a glittery, sexy club. This place, however, is very comfortable and laid-back. $20 for a lap dance, $30 for a lap dance behind a curtain.…

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Me and My MILF

My wife and I visit strip clubs fairly regularly. I would just like some opinions on clubs where couples feel comfortable. I don’t need a bunch of dicks rubbing up against my wife.

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Who says Christians are killjoys?

In honor of the upcoming 500th anniversary of the Protestant Reformation (November 1, 1517), I offer this quote from Martin Luther: "He who loves not wine, women and song Remains a fool his whole life long." I hope this will improve…

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NFL and connection with strip club crowds.

Just curious to the mass opinion. I know alot of people are boycotting the NFL and regardless of your thoughts im wondering if this will hurt business in strip clubs. Some are so mad that they claim they wont even…

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Anybody else a fan of Elisha Cuthbert?

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0193846/bio?ref_=nm_ov_bio_sm https://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images;_ylt=A0LEVzM3cs5Z22IAcxhXNyoA;_ylu=X3oDMTEyZ3ZydnZvBGNvbG8DYmYxBHBvcwMxBHZ0aWQDQjQ0ODBfMQRzZWMDc2M-?p=eliga+culberth&fr=mcafee I also loved her in "Old School".

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Parlors in NJ

Does anyone know of any good massage parlors in northern NJ these days, or have they all been raided by now?

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Dayton ohio clubs raided

http://wdtn.com/2017/09/28/agents-raid-three-area-strip-clubs-140-criminal-charges-filed/ The locations being investigated: -The Harem, at 5825 North Dixie Drive -The Living Room at 3830 North Dixie Drive -Sharkey’s at 6028 North Dixie Drive

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St. Paul 2AMer.

ST. PAUL, Minn. (WCCO) — Authorities in St. Paul are investigating the city’s 17th homicide in 2017 after a man was found shot dead in the parking lot of a strip club. Just after 2 a.m. Friday, police were called to…

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Would you be a dirty rat?

http://www.rgj.com/story/news/2017/09/28/secret-strip-club-investigation-cost-reno-nearly-6-000/712534001/ Is $6K enough for you to rat out your fellow mongers? Or how much would you charge to do it?

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Olga De Mar is a lovely nekkid Latvian

Another Latvian-born beauty, this time residing in Italy but appearing here in Playboy Netherlands: http://www.egoallstars.com/2017/09/olga-de-mar-nude-on-a-motorcycle/1413136/7370266 (13 pics) According to her modeling page at http://olgademar.foliodrop.com/pages/about, Olga's measurements are 87-60-90, or, in Amurrican, 34.5 - 23.5 - 35.5. What a hottie!

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Dear Ray Lewis,

STFU Sincerely, Everyone

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P-Nemesis Vs. Jax Stax - Who Is The Best TUSCL Rapper?

Jax Stax - Mixtape 1. Solo Lean https://offtop.co/t/D0bC2GeUnD 2. Ice Slushy https://offtop.co/t/IztitHOfSY 3. Raw Blew Hundo https://offtop.co/t/kYOeETDe8c 4. Strip Club Junkie https://offtop.co/t/bbKW8q9bKh 5. Da One [Lap Dance Slow Jam] https://offtop.co/t/EdpgNVEwkG 6. Blowing Gas [Follies Song]…

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Child Custody Battle

East Rutherford, NJ (AP) A seven-year old boy was at the center of a New Jersey courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten…

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Best club if tyou only ahve one night in Oklahoma City

Probably not th best town looking at reviews and my quick window shopping trip a couple of weeks ago. I will be back in a couple of weeks and able to have one quality evening out. Thinking either Night Trips (which I…

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What the whores feel

Ever wonder of those whore girls that have 15 to 20 men a day in their pussy in establishments like massage parlors , Hong Kong Tijuanas and Deutschland FKKS ,Does every cock in their pussy feel the same to…

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Looks like I am going to go deaf before I die.

http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/28/hugh-hefner-took-so-much-viagra-he-lost-his-hearing-6962613/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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looking at the end of the road for my clubbing days

This is not a Larry Fishsticks bs fantasy post. I am planning to sell my business and get out of the rat race. There's plenty of acres in the country upstate. We can buy some land, put…

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D-Wade To Cleveland - CLE Now Strong Enough To At Least Challenge Golden State?

This NBA season going to be very interesting. Houston & OKC making the West very interesting. Meanwhile Cleveland looks to cruise to yet another East title. What do you think of the Cleveland, Boston, Oklahoma and Houston off-season acquisitions?

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I wish strippers shook their hips more

https://gfycat.com/MinorHopefulKoodoo

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What's Brown and Comes in Quarts?

Me. It takes forever for me to cum and when I finally do, tidal wave. My civie gf loves it, she never lets a drop go to waste. I think her g spot is way in the…

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Gone but not forgotten!

Hugh Hefner, Playboy founder who built his empire in Chicago, dies at age 91

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Gone but not forgotten!

Hugh Hefner, Playboy founder who built his empire in Chicago, dies at age 91

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Hot Teacher Arrested Twice In One Week!!!!

I posted about this broad the other day, now another article saying she's been arrested twice in one week for having sex with a student. First one was 15, then arrested for sex with an 18 year old student. She…

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Hugh. Hefner dies at 91

Cut off on his prime.

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Is Albuquerque located on an Indian reservation?

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — A man pulled a bow and arrow outside of a strip club early Wednesday morning after believing the dancers stole his phone, according to a criminal complaint filed in Bernalillo Metropolitan Court. Jason Ross, 36, is charged with…

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Where is the most Unusual or Exotic Place you Have Gone Clubbing?

For me it was Zimbabwe. Amsterdam was second.

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Sexy AA goddess is live streaming right now on IG

https://www.instagram.com/__ohsoyoujade/

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Any body else love fantasy football or sports ?

https://www.draftkings.com/r/Da_Mane I usually play the $20 Sunday main event for a million Hit 160 points last weekend with two teams

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"come to the club" siren texts

What do you do? Shrug and ignore unless actually going? Begin a little debate to see if she wants to persuade you? Negotiate expectations, and maybe become persuaded?

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Dayshift - Where do you find the time and why bother?

What’s up with the sudden increase in dayshift clubbing? I’ve got a normal Monday-Friday job so it’s not like I could go and even if I could why would you? I’d expect the night shift to have the best quality…

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Top 40 rated clubs, how many have you been to?

I guess that I am neglecting my duties, as at one piont I had been to like maybe 25% of them, but with less business travel and ratings changing over time, I've only been to one of the top…

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Deja Vu Coroporate Warning for Las Vegas Clubs

i wanted to warn everyone that according to some current and former employees at Little Darling's in Las Vegas that corporate people came in from Deja Vu and fired a lot of the staff across the board and set major…

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OMG Blair Williams

https://www.instagram.com/p/BT2svkJgf8r/ Now that is talent.

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Lifespan of PL-CF "relationship"

I have been seeing my CF (ATF really) every week for four months now. What's the longest you've kept an arrangement like this going?

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Computers in the work place

Do you use computers in your work place? If so, so you have internet access? If so, is TUSCL blocked? I'm retired but while I was still working, I did use computers and had internet access. One of the few departments…

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Trolls

If one ignores the trolls, this board gets pretty "skinny", but certainly more enjoyable.

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You walk into the club and this is the line up for the night

https://www.instagram.com/p/BZh9pSlHHg9/ Which one you getting dances with ? I'm going all in on the only white bitch on the bottom row right at the end LMFAO Thick and hot

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Take my money please!

https://www.instagram.com/p/BZVFDuTnSrv/

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vincemichaels is a DickBreath Neanderthal!

Title says it all! Lol!

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Best club in Atlanta for couples?

We will be visiting Atlanta soon and are looking for the best place to check out and possibly get a better than average private lap dance for couples. Suggestions?

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Jacksonville 2AMer.

At least one person is dead following a deadly shooting at a Westside strip club early Wednesday morning. According to the Jacksonville Sheriff's Office, the shooting happened at "Flash Dancers" strip club on Blanding Blvd. Investigators are on the scene…

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If you enjoy hot bitches making out then click on this

https://www.instagram.com/p/BZik3TEHc8u/

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Why are some of you TUSCL people so aggressive?

Title says it all.

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Tuscl got updated?

When did tuscl change? I honestly fell outta the game for a minute..

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Tattoos

After all the talk about tattoos latelg, I'm watching the finale of Ink Master. It's a good show, and I really don't like tattoos.

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Proper lapgasm technic

https://www.instagram.com/p/BZhLNK0Dkpg/

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Phoenix this weekend

I'm headed to some Phoenix clubs Friday night, Saturday day shift, and Saturday evening. Lone Wolf is planning to join me on Saturday. The times/locations are not written in stone yet, but if you're interested in joining us…

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Anthony Weiner - 21 Mo Sentence Too Harsh or Too Soft?

Let's go there - Anthony Weiner was sentenced to 21 months for sexting a 15 y/o. Apparently it was the 15 y/o that initiated it and there was no child porn found on Weiner's computer. Weiner apparently knew…

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I guess I need....

...to go to more soccer matches! http://www.startribune.com/defiant-topless-woman-carried-out-of-loons-game-at-tcf-charged-with-misdemeanor/448035913/

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Customer Rating

So we as pl's classicly rate dancers on an arbitrary scale from 1 (yikes!) To 10 (perfection). Its like a shorthand way of telling someone else how hot some girl is without going into a bunch a descriptions of why.…

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Are there any tranny strip clubs in NYC?

Are there any tranny strip clubs in NYC?

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Ball Park Tavern or Playhouse Lounge

I've got to drive North past Philly to NYC in a couple weeks, on a Friday evening. Asking the locals: if you could make one stop (about an hour) at either Playhouse in Burlington NJ or Ballpark in Levittown PA,…

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Going to on Long Island

I am going to be out on long Island in a week or so. I was looking through the reviews, I am going to be in the middle of the island for my days of meetings and would like some suggestions…

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Instagram babes ?

How do you guys find these hot Instagram babes - do you some kinda specific search?

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If You Build It...

Recently my favorite club in the area Pure Gold located in Rancho Cordova, CA was nominated for an award in a local contest. While it's hard to beat the Big Boys Gold Club Centerfolds and Deja Vu I can't figure…

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For Papi pros? Cons?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BZImaQoh1Fn/ From your descriptions is this about right?

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If You Follow RickyBoy's The System...

It makes you a DUMB FAG. But if you "just ask" it makes you a RICH STUD.

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Pro tips for an LDK rookie

There is a significant amount of LDK wisdom here, and I'd appreciate your insight regarding making the most of an LDK experience. I'm hoping to avoid driving home with my pants hung over the dashboard.

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New single " Solo Lean"

www.offtop.co/t/D0bC2GeUnD Your drug dealers favorite DJ .....DJ Juicebox

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LDK eyes only...LDQ for sure

https://www.instagram.com/p/BZgc2oYHKsk/

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John smith eyes only part three

https://www.instagram.com/p/BZgU_6Ghzgq/

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Since the tattoo discussion how about piercings?

A lot of strippers in the clubs I frequent have piercings. Some discreet and not distracting, but some are very distracting. Nipple piercings bother me when I suck on her titties. I find clit piercings a…

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Vinceygirl Michaels Lied about Military Service and Needs to Apologize

You are a disgrace to the human race, vinceygirl because of your lies. Oh wait, I guess that should be you are a disgrace to the Neanderthal race!

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How many stripper fights have you seen

I have only seen one actual fight. I have seen girls screaming at each other and calling names when security intervened. I have seen one knock down, punching, clothes ripping hair pulling fight between two strippers. I think it was…

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Paper Moon VA getting a Guest dancer any one going ?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BZeriZljJ7k/

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Any fans of spinner porn star piper perri ?

https://www.instagram.com/piper_perri/ I love girls all shape and sizes and damn...for a small chick she is hot as fuck I would spend a few G to make love to her

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Wanna dance?

https://www.instagram.com/allidarlinggg/ Yes or no?

The Art of the LDK

Background New member here, but longtime lurker and also longtime LDKer. I have been LDKing since before the term existed. My first LDK was at Deja Vu in downtown San Francisco back in the 90s. I can't remember the details but I'm pretty sure it was unintentional. But over the years of PL life I have learned to refine and master it for myself as completely intentional and the ultimate intent of why I go to a club. I have other reasons, but truly the LDK is the pinnacle of what I want in a club. I have read a lot of posts about not being to LDK by numerous members. They can't even fathom it…

My first FKK. Amazing!

So I've been checking this page for a while and thought I would share my review. I am from the mid- Atlantic US. I researched this place quite a bit before diving in. I've only mongered a couple of times before this. I used Google Chrome to translate review sites in a foreign language, like lustscout. I decided to check out FKK Sharks in Frankfurt, Germany from all the positive reviews. I made my plans for a long weekend and went late last spring. I was able to get a round trip flight for under $500,which was a deal. Landed and with drew $900 euro from an ATM in the airport. I have two accounts I withdrew from, which…

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Any of you guys ever have a stripper offer you a massage in the club?

I went to Bucks Dallas the other day and pretty soon after I arrive a really hot dancer approached me and introduced herself to me. After that she asked if I wanted a massage. My first thought was that it…

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Another papi chilo AA hood club nose bleed lap dance

https://www.instagram.com/p/BZe7sQ7Ap7b/

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Joey Deaz talks about doing cociane, fucking a hoe and robbing her in 84

https://youtu.be/BWIxFgtOk4M

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Interesting Cologne Reaction

When I was with my CF this past week end I had started using a new cologne "Tobacco Vanille" by Tom Ford. She raved about it for about 30 min, told me it made her wet and proceeded to…

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10 questions for Papi Chulo

I didn't see a 10 questions thread for one of the most trusted PLs on this site so I figured I'd make one. He's probably answered a lot of these somewhere in his thousands of posts but I don't…

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Advice on planning an unforgettable Saturday in Phoenix.

I’m looking to visit either Hi-liter or BSC, actually probably both, this Saturday. Also hit up the talking stick casino at some point, maybe with a dancer in tow. Probably a dumb ass idea I know. I’ve read tons of…

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Comments/Trusts Ratio

BJ99 has taken this board by storm in a very short period of time!!!

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Blow job anyone ?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BZdbRenHFm3/?hl=en

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Travel Sites ?

What travel sites do you like for booking airfare, hotel, car-rentals - which ones have given you the best deal?

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Portland, OR advice

Heading to Portland in two weeks. There are so many clubs there, it's hard to narrow down which ones I want to visit! Looking for two types of clubs: 1) Looking only: Out for a few beers, tipping…

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How does South Carolina expect college girls to pay for stuff

when there are no good strip clubs for them to work in? Seriously, 15000+ college girls on USC campus, and lots of hot ones judging by the talent I saw walking around back during Rush Week. I can't believe the government…

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Being uncomprtable in a club

How many of you have left a club because you felt unsafe. I have not gone to clubs because of the neighborhood and reputation. (there are areas of all cities that are best to avoid) Even clubs in Washington Park IL…

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I Could Use a Nice Lap Dance Right Now

Just saying.

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What's with the black lines?

What's with the thick horizontal black lines some NFL players have on their faces below their eyes? Is it a team thing, do they think it makes them play better? Is it something to do with their position in the…