Hey I recently had to get another job on a short notice and its lower paying when I was fired for coming in one minute late twice in a week at my job I've been at for 6 years. Anyways I share an sportsbooks account with a friend and were in the red -$600 due Monday we split so I need $300 please. I would even take more so I can get a few dances at the SC today.
What do y'all say help a PL out and btw I won't be making wagers until I get back on track.
Please let me have $300
Super hot hunky guy walks up to an average looking middle aged woman in a pick up bar and whispers in her ear "I'll do anything you want me to for $300." She says "ok, be here tomorrow at 8am" and writes her home address on a napkin.
Hot hunky guy shows up at 8am next day. The woman answers the door, in sexy lingerie, and confirms "you'll do anything I want for $300?". He says "You bet" with a big grin on his face, cause she actually looks better all glammed up in the makeup and lingerie.
So, she grabs his hand, leads him into the house, down the hall, into the kitchen ("Ooh, she's kinky" the guy is thinking), and out a door into the garage. She hands him $300, and points to a stack of paint, brushes, and rollers. "Paint my house."
While you guys are helping out brothers, my beach house needs a new roof. The Hatteras needs bottom paint. And my poodle groomer is asking for money to cover her abortion. (I told my wife we should help her out because Fluffie looks so good.) What with prep school bills, and the Bentley almost three years old, and upkeep on the chateau, cash is kind of tight right now. Thanks. Any little bit will help, but don't bother with less than 5 figures.
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This is a picture of my account I share it was a bad week.
Next picture is of my cf's
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Need money? Just ask for it!
Hot hunky guy shows up at 8am next day. The woman answers the door, in sexy lingerie, and confirms "you'll do anything I want for $300?". He says "You bet" with a big grin on his face, cause she actually looks better all glammed up in the makeup and lingerie.
So, she grabs his hand, leads him into the house, down the hall, into the kitchen ("Ooh, she's kinky" the guy is thinking), and out a door into the garage. She hands him $300, and points to a stack of paint, brushes, and rollers. "Paint my house."