Finish the sentence

42 comments

• etsutwigg222

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  7 years ago

  You do her doggie, just to not have to look at her.
• DisRuptive1

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  7 years ago

  Even the blind dude doesn't want a dance.
• Cashman1234

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  7 years ago

  the clubs mirrors keep cracking when she walks past them.
• straitjacket

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  7 years ago

  The dollar keeps Jumping back into your hand
• shadowcat

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  7 years ago

  When she knows that she is so ugly that even she has to fantasize that she is some one else.
• whodey

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  7 years ago

  ... she offers you a free blowjob if you buy a dance and you turn her down because you'd rather go home to your wife.
• carolynne

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  7 years ago

  She'll spend time with YOU!
• Clubber

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  7 years ago

  when her stage name id Butterface.
• Lone_Wolf

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  7 years ago

  When she approaches from behind your chair and maintains the conversation at an angle that makes it difficult to see her full body.
• rh48hr

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  7 years ago

  Everyone at the tip rail turns to stone when she comes on stage.
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  She's so ugly she makes you wanna leave the club
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  She's so ugly that you pay her in advance for a dance and when the song starts you tell her "I'm good baby" (just for her to go away)
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  She's so ugly all the customers at once get up and leave the tip-rail as soon as she hits fhe stage - ouch
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  She's eo ugly even Dougster feels sorry for her and is nice to her
• flagooner

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  7 years ago

  ^ "She's so ugly all the customers at once get up and leave the tip-rail as soon as she hits fhe stage - ouch"
  
  I've seen that happen. I felt so bad for her that I walked up a couple minutes later and stage tipped her.
• Clubber

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  7 years ago

  flag,
  
  Did another customer slap a "I'm a Douche" sign on your back?
• DoctorPhil

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  7 years ago

  "You know you've got an ugly stripper when ......"
  
  @Estafador thinks she's hot
• twentyfive

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  7 years ago

  You know she’s ugly when she fall face first and you don’t even notice it.
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  She gets charged 4x the normal house-fee to work there - ouch
• Jascoi

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  7 years ago

  fuck.
  
  when she sits down unto your lap... while you're waiting for your intended (or at least another absolutely beautiful girl.)
• Corvus

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  7 years ago

  They turn even more lights out so it's even darker
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  She takes the liberty to sit on your lap uninvited and stays there forever all the while you wish someone would call-in a bomb-thread into the club b/c you feel bad about telling her to leave you alone
• skibum609

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  7 years ago

  You know you've got an ugly stripper when .....you hope the PL next to you at the bat asks YOU to give him a dance and you accept.
• SirLapdancealot

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  7 years ago

  ...she puts a brown paper bag over her head before starting her VIP with you.
  
  ...she makes you think about your grandmother and baseball during a LD.
  
  ...you start questioning your own heterosexuality if she actually gives you a boner.
• s275ironman

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  7 years ago

  When she gives you dance prices, she is actually telling you how much she will pay you to get a dance from her
• Doces300

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  7 years ago

  the pole bends when she swings on it
• Doces300

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  7 years ago

  ...You can use her front teeth to open your beer
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  She's not allowed on-stage b/c she's already broken it twice
• Doces300

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  7 years ago

  ...When you prefer to look at her pimple covered ass instead of her face
  
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  Club had to discontinue the free-buffet b/c she ate it all b/f the custies had a chance
• Doces300

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  7 years ago

  ...When she has more facial, armpit, chest, and leg hair than you
  
• Doces300

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  7 years ago

  She sets in your lap and your dick pops out your asshole
  
• Doces300

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  7 years ago

  When there is more hair sticking out of her bikini than she has on her head
• SirLapdancealot

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  7 years ago

  ...she wears a cardboard sign on a string around her neck that reads: "$1 Private dances. Free extras."
• SirLapdancealot

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  7 years ago

  ...all her regulars are blind.
• bubba267

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  7 years ago

  When they stop to talk to Shadow and he keeps introducing/passing them off to me "have you met Bob"
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  When the cops do a raid they fine the club b/c of her (excessive flugyness)
• Ch3ll

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  7 years ago

  When you don't make eye contact with her because you don't want her to come over.
• vincemichaels

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  7 years ago

  When its' name is Douchester/tittydumbass. LMAO
• jaredlucas

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  7 years ago

  the PL next to says "way to take one for the team" ... did you just lose a bet?
• SirLapdancealot

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  7 years ago

  ...her plastic surgeon goes by the name "Dr. Frankenstein".
• WillMunny

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  7 years ago

  You know you've got an ugly stripper when...
  
  ... when it gets a look at her, not even the brass pole can stay up.
  
  ... when her stage set starts, the DJ just yells "Sooeeeeeeee!"
  
  ... halfway through a shift at Follies, she's complaining that she hasn't gotten laid today.
  
  ... she asks if you'd be interested in her "take out menu" and you tell her you just went on a hunger strike.