You know you've got an ugly stripper when ......
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Sep 29, 2017, 11:12 PM
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Even the blind dude doesn't want a dance.
the clubs mirrors keep cracking when she walks past them.
The dollar keeps Jumping back into your hand
When she knows that she is so ugly that even she has to fantasize that she is some one else.
... she offers you a free blowjob if you buy a dance and you turn her down because you'd rather go home to your wife.
She'll spend time with YOU!
when her stage name id Butterface.
When she approaches from behind your chair and maintains the conversation at an angle that makes it difficult to see her full body.
Everyone at the tip rail turns to stone when she comes on stage.
She's so ugly she makes you wanna leave the club
She's so ugly that you pay her in advance for a dance and when the song starts you tell her "I'm good baby" (just for her to go away)
She's so ugly all the customers at once get up and leave the tip-rail as soon as she hits fhe stage - ouch
She's eo ugly even Dougster feels sorry for her and is nice to her
^ "She's so ugly all the customers at once get up and leave the tip-rail as soon as she hits fhe stage - ouch"
I've seen that happen. I felt so bad for her that I walked up a couple minutes later and stage tipped her.
flag,
Did another customer slap a "I'm a Douche" sign on your back?
"You know you've got an ugly stripper when ......"
@Estafador thinks she's hot
You know she’s ugly when she fall face first and you don’t even notice it.
She gets charged 4x the normal house-fee to work there - ouch
fuck.
when she sits down unto your lap... while you're waiting for your intended (or at least another absolutely beautiful girl.)
They turn even more lights out so it's even darker
She takes the liberty to sit on your lap uninvited and stays there forever all the while you wish someone would call-in a bomb-thread into the club b/c you feel bad about telling her to leave you alone
You know you've got an ugly stripper when .....you hope the PL next to you at the bat asks YOU to give him a dance and you accept.
...she puts a brown paper bag over her head before starting her VIP with you.
...she makes you think about your grandmother and baseball during a LD.
...you start questioning your own heterosexuality if she actually gives you a boner.
When she gives you dance prices, she is actually telling you how much she will pay you to get a dance from her
the pole bends when she swings on it
...You can use her front teeth to open your beer
She's not allowed on-stage b/c she's already broken it twice
...When you prefer to look at her pimple covered ass instead of her face
Club had to discontinue the free-buffet b/c she ate it all b/f the custies had a chance
...When she has more facial, armpit, chest, and leg hair than you
She sets in your lap and your dick pops out your asshole
When there is more hair sticking out of her bikini than she has on her head
...she wears a cardboard sign on a string around her neck that reads: "$1 Private dances. Free extras."
...all her regulars are blind.
When they stop to talk to Shadow and he keeps introducing/passing them off to me "have you met Bob"
When the cops do a raid they fine the club b/c of her (excessive flugyness)
When you don't make eye contact with her because you don't want her to come over.
When its' name is Douchester/tittydumbass. LMAO
the PL next to says "way to take one for the team" ... did you just lose a bet?
...her plastic surgeon goes by the name "Dr. Frankenstein".
You know you've got an ugly stripper when...
... when it gets a look at her, not even the brass pole can stay up.
... when her stage set starts, the DJ just yells "Sooeeeeeeee!"
... halfway through a shift at Follies, she's complaining that she hasn't gotten laid today.
... she asks if you'd be interested in her "take out menu" and you tell her you just went on a hunger strike.
You do her doggie, just to not have to look at her.