Pro tips for an LDK rookie

Good stuff, sirlapdancealot. I followed pretty much that same path. My first LDK was in a 30 minute VIP and I had been holding back at around the 15 minute mark. Finally at around 25 minutes in it was feeling so good I just said fuck it and unloaded. Thank God the dancer wasn't one that would freak out. Because I was super discreet about it (no moaning, no different movements other then the same thrusting I had been giving her the entire time)yet I KNOW she had to feel my dick twitching as it emptied out. After seeing her not freak out and seeing that it was all contained in my pants, I then figured I'd just LDK at the end of every strip club visit.

The only worry is picking the right girl who's gonna give you a good grind and high contact dance. And that she's not such a prude as to freak out if you came. You can find all that out usually within one or two floor dances.

Preach brother preach

Thank you SirLD! You have provided a wealth of LDK insights. I look forward to reading your article. You definitely know what you are doing!

Your qualifications are impressive! Serenity was a very sexy star. If I remember correctly - she was a small girl - with a great ass - and one of her great performances was in "Serenity in Denim".

I think it's easier to find a place to LDK in most clubs (than it is to find a place to get off in other ways). It's also cheaper - which maximizes the return on investment.

In my experience, change of clothes is key. This way I don't have stains when returning home. Also don't smell much at all. I change into "club gear" before entering and change back after I've left. I change in my car in empty parking lots I find along the route.

As for the club gear, the suggestions above are good, but I recommend pants without a fly. So sweatpants or pajama bottoms. I also go commando, for obvious reasons. I wear polo shirts and dress shoes, but it's just to fool myself that pajama bottoms aren't noticeable that way. I doubt anyone else is fooled.

As far as dancer and dances, not much to say. I just recommend whenever she's in your favorite position, you suggest she stay when she tries to move. Either hold her there with some pressure or verbally ask her to stay. Don't force it though, move on to another if she's not dancing good enough for you.

You actually don't need to make your preference for LDK clear. Most who have been dancing for a while (where I go anyway) assume it's a normal occurrence. So extra tip usually isn't expected.

I'm sure you've had some great LDK experiences. I'd think it would be difficult to forget about being with Serenity.

As an aspiring LDK pro myself, I have to think retrograde ejaculation would be an advantage. en.m.wikipedia.org

I've had it since my prostate surgery about 5 years ago. It was at best a novelty, until now. I managed my first LDK last week and it was ever so nice not to have to worry about the mess.

I realize that much of what we do is pathetic. But still, this topic strikes me as transcending normal bounds of patheticness to an entirely new level. Seriously, we now have a strategy for how to get a woman to rub your dick until you cum in your pants? Even if that's what you do, there is no system needed. Just get some full contact lap dances, let nature take its course, and don't hold back when the cum starts to rise. It's pretty easy if that's what you want to do.

Haven seen any lately, of course, but used to see them often. I'd stop them by just saying, "Ladies, you'll both get your time with me."

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