Pro tips for an LDK rookie

Cashman1234 I wrote an entire article on this. It is in review. I hope it will get published today(?). Do you know how long an article takes to review?

In the interim...

#1 Priority - Find the right pants. I use Foot Joy golf rain pants. LMAO I have two exact same pairs and use them for LDK instead of golf! They have a double layer of thin polyester and that's it. They are also water resistant. I like no underwear also, but they feel nice with thin cotton boxer briefs so I change at times. Thin cotton slacks also work. Avoid seams that will rub your dick. The keys with pants are thin and soft. Also bring a change of pants for afterwards.

#2 NEVER push your dancer to limits that piss her off. To me this is the LDK Golden Rule. It's also best not to even talk about it in case she doesn't like it at all. I LDK in secret with dancers until I'm sure they don't care. A bonus is when they like and want it. Those dancers are gold. So if you push limits, do it slowly.

#3 Get into it yourself. Don't just sit there and expect her to get you off (although it is fun to try as an advanced LDK). Grind and thrust back a little once she is contacting your dick. This is a signal to her and she may reciprocate.

#4 Have the mindset that it is like you are jerking off. Be totally into the fantasy. Imagine everything that she is simulating is real sex. If her head is down there imagine she is blowing you no different than you watching porn. If she is riding you, imagine you are getting her off an her pussy is creaming all over your dick. And also relax and have confidence. But also don't stress about not being able to do it. You know/learned how to get yourself off quickly by jacking it. It's the same with LDK.

#5 Once you feel it coming on, just LET IT HAPPEN. Don't worry if is 30 seconds into the first song and you paid for three. Later you can master how to edge and hold out.

#6 Start with known high mileage dancers. They will obviously help you. I prefer the hottest all natural dancer in the club, but she may not be the best LDK for a n00b.

#7 Read my article if it gets published. LOL I wrote it Friday and before it gets published there are already three threads where I covered all the same content.

Good stuff, sirlapdancealot. I followed pretty much that same path. My first LDK was in a 30 minute VIP and I had been holding back at around the 15 minute mark. Finally at around 25 minutes in it was feeling so good I just said fuck it and unloaded. Thank God the dancer wasn't one that would freak out. Because I was super discreet about it (no moaning, no different movements other then the same thrusting I had been giving her the entire time)yet I KNOW she had to feel my dick twitching as it emptied out. After seeing her not freak out and seeing that it was all contained in my pants, I then figured I'd just LDK at the end of every strip club visit.

The only worry is picking the right girl who's gonna give you a good grind and high contact dance. And that she's not such a prude as to freak out if you came. You can find all that out usually within one or two floor dances.

Preach brother preach

TFP *most* dancers won't care (and LOL won't know if you can hide that you did it) as long as you don't get jizz OTP on them. Aside from dancers that just don't like dick, the #1 issue anti-LDK dancers have is the fear of getting jizz on them.

Pro tip: If you LDK and your dancer finds, play it off as an accident. Tell her you just lost control because she was so beautiful and you couldn't help yourself.

Pro tip: Any dancer that ends any dance, LDK or not, with "thanks for coming" (*wink* *wink*) is a high potential LDK keeper. It is usually code that she is ok with it.

Thank you SirLD! You have provided a wealth of LDK insights. I look forward to reading your article. You definitely know what you are doing!

Cashman1234 I have been LDKing since '93. It was with the actual porn star, Serenity. She gave dances to PLs after here stage show at the New Century Theatre in San Francisco. Ever since then I have practiced the 'Art of the LDK'. I lurked this site too for years and learned a lot from TUSCL PLs. LMAO now I am paying it forward. To me an LDK is a no-brainer if you can do it for the same $$$ you would have spent anyway. Why leave the club with blue balls if you don't have to for the same $$$?

Your qualifications are impressive! Serenity was a very sexy star. If I remember correctly - she was a small girl - with a great ass - and one of her great performances was in "Serenity in Denim".

I think it's easier to find a place to LDK in most clubs (than it is to find a place to get off in other ways). It's also cheaper - which maximizes the return on investment.

In my experience, change of clothes is key. This way I don't have stains when returning home. Also don't smell much at all. I change into "club gear" before entering and change back after I've left. I change in my car in empty parking lots I find along the route.

As for the club gear, the suggestions above are good, but I recommend pants without a fly. So sweatpants or pajama bottoms. I also go commando, for obvious reasons. I wear polo shirts and dress shoes, but it's just to fool myself that pajama bottoms aren't noticeable that way. I doubt anyone else is fooled.

As far as dancer and dances, not much to say. I just recommend whenever she's in your favorite position, you suggest she stay when she tries to move. Either hold her there with some pressure or verbally ask her to stay. Don't force it though, move on to another if she's not dancing good enough for you.

You actually don't need to make your preference for LDK clear. Most who have been dancing for a while (where I go anyway) assume it's a normal occurrence. So extra tip usually isn't expected.

The article is up. LOL I thought my first LDK was at Deja Vu in San Fran (per the article) vs w/Serenity. LMAO I have forgotten about more LDKs than most of you PLs will ever have!

I'm sure you've had some great LDK experiences. I'd think it would be difficult to forget about being with Serenity.

LOL the only difficulty was remembering whether or not she was my very first. I'm pretty sure she was and then that was the start of my PL life.

As an aspiring LDK pro myself, I have to think retrograde ejaculation would be an advantage.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Retrogra…

I've had it since my prostate surgery about 5 years ago. It was at best a novelty, until now. I managed my first LDK last week and it was ever so nice not to have to worry about the mess.

LDKer that has had a vasectomy = winning at PL LIFE!!!

I realize that much of what we do is pathetic. But still, this topic strikes me as transcending normal bounds of patheticness to an entirely new level. Seriously, we now have a strategy for how to get a woman to rub your dick until you cum in your pants? Even if that's what you do, there is no system needed. Just get some full contact lap dances, let nature take its course, and don't hold back when the cum starts to rise. It's pretty easy if that's what you want to do.

Haven seen any lately, of course, but used to see them often. I'd stop them by just saying, "Ladies, you'll both get your time with me."

How'd that get here???

@JohnSmith69, I totally agree that with the right dancer, the right club rules, and infinite cash it is pretty easy to do just like you say. But some of us PLs don't have the same amount of disposable income as others. There is no just getting lap dances until you LDK in my world. I have a budget. Ten years ago I had to drop $250 for a 1/2 hr VIP to LDK. Now I'm down to $50 - $75 for 2-3 songs. And it is only a guarantee when it is with my DS and I'm doing all the things I'm saying. That's a 5x cost improvement. And a lot of LDKs since then.

@LDK82 and @houjack, I get what you are saying about staying in a certain position, but honestly there is fun to be had in trying to LDK and just let the dancer do her thing. I'm not saying do this all the time, but if you keep trying to LDK with an unbeknownst dancer, you get better at it. LOL maybe it is LDK tantra or something like that but honestly it is fun when you have to try to do it within the time limit that she is doing a sexy move.

But also to your point(s) if I want her to stay in a position longer I'll usually encourage it at the start of it by just saying "oooh that is nice, thank you". For whatever reason I don't like to ask direct. I like to go about it with the mentality that she wants me and wants to get off on me because it is a huge turn-on for me to get a woman off. It's that way in my real sex life, and although it is a fantasy I actually need a little of it in the clubs too. So to me I like to think that if she starts grinding on my dick a long time it is because she wants it too. And then if she gets up before I LDK that is an error on MY part.

All that said, LMAO with my ATF LDQ DS in the VIP room, all bets are off.