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Child Custody Battle

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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.

East Rutherford, NJ (AP) A seven-year old boy was at the center of a New Jersey courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the New York Giants, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

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Dominic77

Ha!

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jackslash

LOL

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ATACdawg

Congrats, shailynn. You have just hit both my daughter's hate lists, lol.

Personally, as Steeler fan, I think it's funny as heck!

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Uprightcitizen

Hahaha...

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twentyfive

Leave my Giants alone .

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rh48hr

Just sent that to a friend if mine who's a giants fan.

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flagooner

LOL

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Cashman1234

Lol! You got me with that one! The Giants are a sad story this season.

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joc13

Hilarious! Best fake news story ever.

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