I Could Use a Nice Lap Dance Right Now

Yeah, me too

That makes three of us.

You and me both, brother. You and me both.

Go to the bathroom and toss one off - should help (just be careful you don't have a "There's Something About Mary" episode - that would be embarrassing in front of your boss and coworkers):

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Me five

I'm in. A lapper would help with this Monday!

I could help you w that ;)

Well, if you can wait anyways.

A lapper from Bj99 would make my Monday much better. I've got time to wait. I'll grab a few beers on my way home. I know you like to cook - but I'd be happy to grab some take out...

;-) That just gave me a little twitch.

Lol @Papi! Is that..... hair gel???

@ BJ99:

Are you ever gonna tell us where you dance (unless I missed it in an old post)?

Nope bj99 won't even tell us what state she is.

It's a secret ;)

^ dang - I'm tired of masturbating to her avatar

:)

She'll tell us - for a price. It's all negotiable. We just haven't found her number ($$$$) yet!

Opening bid for a night with Bj I'll start $1000.00

Even if it was one dance...a lap would be nice

If the opening bid for her is 1000 I'm already out:( the most I've ever paid is 6.

I am waiting for when BJ admits to not being a dancer. Nope, not an accusation, but none of you know.

@ButterMan: $6? Indy is a cheaper city for OTC than I thought! LOL

I had a great set of four $10 lappers at Night Moves in Bloomington, IN last night. I'm looking forward to some nice $15 lappers at Silver Bullet in Urbana, IL, tomorrow night. However, tonight I must somehow do without!

I'm waiting for the money to get real - before I drop my bid for a night with the gorgeous, insightful and intelligent Bj99.

Only half know where I work, and he'd better not say ;).

Flag

That narrows it down to either near the happiest place on earth - or near one of my favorite surf shops...

well if flag knows where you work that probably means your in FLA...and deuce I wish it was that cheap here. of course I meant 600.

I know, man -- I'm just yanking your chain!

Why would Flag know and be the only that knows.

Wait - is flag BJ99 and yanking our PL-chain - that patronizing mofo

Or maybe flag is BJ99's CF and he told her about TUSCL

^ should have been "maybe Bj99 is flag's CF"

:)

:-P

I'm headed to the Inner Room in Cocoa if she's flags CF that's where she is

Very true 25.

I don't think she would mind me saying this...

We have never met in person. Yet.

;-)

Me and 25 gonna head to Inner Room and beat it out of Flagooner - and trust me, 25 is not to be fucked with

25 "knows people" - A LOT OF THEM

^^^We're gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.

This site is all about sharing - so I'm sure Flag will be happy to share with us! Bj99 is simply too sexy to keep as a secret!

We're comin for ya flag ;)

@Papi we can use the patronizer for some friendly persuasion no need for violence. ;)