I Could Use a Nice Lap Dance Right Now

39 comments

• impala

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  7 years ago

  Yeah, me too
• CouldBe

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  7 years ago

  That makes three of us.
• joc13

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  7 years ago

  You and me both, brother. You and me both.
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  Go to the bathroom and toss one off - should help (just be careful you don't have a "There's Something About Mary" episode - that would be embarrassing in front of your boss and coworkers):
  
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RC8wEqUH…
  
• twentyfive

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  7 years ago

  Me five
• Cashman1234

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  7 years ago

  I'm in. A lapper would help with this Monday!
• Bj99

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  7 years ago

  I could help you w that ;)
• Bj99

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  7 years ago

  Well, if you can wait anyways.
• Cashman1234

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  7 years ago

  A lapper from Bj99 would make my Monday much better. I've got time to wait. I'll grab a few beers on my way home. I know you like to cook - but I'd be happy to grab some take out...
• flagooner

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  7 years ago

  ;-) That just gave me a little twitch.
• TFP

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  7 years ago

  Lol @Papi! Is that..... hair gel???
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  @ BJ99:
  
  Are you ever gonna tell us where you dance (unless I missed it in an old post)?
• ButterMan

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  7 years ago

  Nope bj99 won't even tell us what state she is.
• Bj99

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  7 years ago

  It's a secret ;)
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  ^ dang - I'm tired of masturbating to her avatar
  
  :)
• Cashman1234

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  7 years ago

  She'll tell us - for a price. It's all negotiable. We just haven't found her number ($$$$) yet!
• twentyfive

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  7 years ago

  Opening bid for a night with Bj I'll start $1000.00
• JuiceBox69

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  7 years ago

  Even if it was one dance...a lap would be nice
• ButterMan

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  7 years ago

  If the opening bid for her is 1000 I'm already out:( the most I've ever paid is 6.
• skibum609

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  7 years ago

  I am waiting for when BJ admits to not being a dancer. Nope, not an accusation, but none of you know.
• MrDeuce

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  7 years ago

  @ButterMan: $6? Indy is a cheaper city for OTC than I thought! LOL
  
  
• MrDeuce

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  7 years ago

  I had a great set of four $10 lappers at Night Moves in Bloomington, IN last night. I'm looking forward to some nice $15 lappers at Silver Bullet in Urbana, IL, tomorrow night. However, tonight I must somehow do without!
• Cashman1234

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  7 years ago

  I'm waiting for the money to get real - before I drop my bid for a night with the gorgeous, insightful and intelligent Bj99.
• Bj99

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  7 years ago

  Only half know where I work, and he'd better not say ;).
• Bj99

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  7 years ago

  Flag
• Cashman1234

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  7 years ago

  That narrows it down to either near the happiest place on earth - or near one of my favorite surf shops...
• ButterMan

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  7 years ago

  well if flag knows where you work that probably means your in FLA...and deuce I wish it was that cheap here. of course I meant 600.
• MrDeuce

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  7 years ago

  I know, man -- I'm just yanking your chain!
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  Why would Flag know and be the only that knows.
  
  Wait - is flag BJ99 and yanking our PL-chain - that patronizing mofo
  
  Or maybe flag is BJ99's CF and he told her about TUSCL
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  ^ should have been "maybe Bj99 is flag's CF"
  
  :)
• flagooner

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  7 years ago

  :-P
• twentyfive

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  7 years ago

  I'm headed to the Inner Room in Cocoa if she's flags CF that's where she is
• flagooner

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  7 years ago

  Very true 25.
  
  I don't think she would mind me saying this...
  
  We have never met in person. Yet.
  
  ;-)
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  Me and 25 gonna head to Inner Room and beat it out of Flagooner - and trust me, 25 is not to be fucked with
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  25 "knows people" - A LOT OF THEM
• twentyfive

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  7 years ago

  ^^^We're gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.
• Cashman1234

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  7 years ago

  This site is all about sharing - so I'm sure Flag will be happy to share with us! Bj99 is simply too sexy to keep as a secret!
• twentyfive

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  7 years ago

  We're comin for ya flag ;)
• twentyfive

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  7 years ago

  @Papi we can use the patronizer for some friendly persuasion no need for violence. ;)