devil is in the details

My friends and I flew out to Portland for a bachelor party and the whole group agreed this strip club was the low point of our trip.

It started off with a very gruff front door man who wouldn't answer our questions about the club, how tipping worked, or what the rules were. Just took our IDs and pushed us inside.

The bar was crowded, we waited a long time for drinks and ended up being yelled at by the lady bartender for taking too long to decide on drinks. It took us all of maybe 15 seconds to get 11 guy's drink orders figured out but she started screaming at us to hurry up almost instantly.

This place is talked up a lot so we had high expectations but it really was nothing special. The strippers were mostly boring and all danced and looked relatively the same. A bunch seemed pretty drunk or stoned or something like they just seemed bored. Our bachelor took a liking to one named Vincent and we tried to buy him dances while he was in the restroom but she literally took the money and never came back out of the dressing room, so that was $40 down the drain.