Heading to Portland in two weeks. There are so many clubs there, it's hard to narrow down which ones I want to visit! Looking for two types of clubs:
Looking only: Out for a few beers, tipping at the rail, football on TV is a plus.
Getting dances: Focus here would be on having fun with the ladies. Would like good selection of hot girls that allow a little extra mileage in a lap dance. No extras, just want to let my hands roam where they see fit.
Any input is appreciated!
Here are dancers I follow on IG, many of whom I've met and done photo shoots with...
instagram.com -DV8 instagram.com -Devil's Point instagram.com -Casa Diablo instagram.com -DV8 instagram.com -Sinrock, Casa Diablo instagram.com -Kit Kat Club, Lucky Devil Lounge instagram.com -Spyce Club instagram.com -Lucky Devil Lounge instagram.com -Devil's Point, Lucky Devil Lounge instagram.com -Sinrock, Acropolis, Spearmint Rhino instagram.com -Devil's Point
Damn they're all skinny af with no ass and none of them are remotely attractive to me. The tats dont particularly look good either. Portland certainly has odd tastes in strippers!
I usually go to club rogue. But if dancealot knows what he's talking about, then I'm going to try out golden dragon next time. Does anybody else know that place? I've never heard of it before.
That's just a small sample and not all of the strippers I follow. I'm not into girls bigger than any of the girls I posted (kelpie being the largest girl I'd go for). There are certainly some bigger girls at many of the clubs but nothing like you'd get in the south or in more diverse cities.
As much as Portlanders claim to be diverse, they are really a homogeneous group and many of the dancers are thinner and tatted. There are also a lot of angry vegans among dancers...just sayin'.
I'd definitely hit Casa Diablo after 9:30 PM and try to hit a Friday or Saturday night for the best shows. They usually have 40+ girls on rotation and a wide variety of body types.
If you like cheap steak at dives...Acropolis. Go for a steak at lunch and you'll find 3 or so dancers at one stage who are generally friendly to those at the rail. Tip while you wait for your food to come out.
Don't bother with Johnny Diablo's other clubs (Casa Diablo II, Black Cauldron, Pirate's Cove). They all suck compared to Casa Diablo.
If Sinrock is anything like the sister club in Seattle, it will suck. I haven't been here due to how bad the Seattle location is.
Spearmint Rhino is out of the way and there are better options downtown (Golden Dragon, Kit Kat, Spyce).
Just my 2 cents.
@JohnSmith...Golden Dragon has young lookers but my experience with mileage wasn't good.
There are basically 4 areas in the club to interact with dancers. First is the main stage where you can tip. Second area has about 4 small sitting areas with a pole on each coffee table. You can usually get a girl to come dance for you, no contact but up close and personal, as long as you keep feeding her $1's. The lap dance area is a horseshoe of benches where you're being seen by everybody else getting dances. VIP has short benches and sheer curtains. Cameras, cameras, everywhere in this club.
Since the girls are younger, your chance of getting a hottie who won't go the extra mile is very high, in my experience.
You can get the ultimate mileage at Tommy's Too, but the girls aren't lookers there. Club Rouge and Spyce would be the best for what you're looking for.
@johnsmith69- yeah you would like Golden Dragon, it's mainly 18-20 year olds
Fantastic thread on the Portland strip club scene! Thanks especially to SirLapdancealot and wildbourbon.
Unless I'm missing something, it sounds like ITC extras are not available. With Portland's reputation for tolerance and its well developed strip club scene, I find that surprising. Is there a back story that can be shared on a public forum?
Thanks for the advice, everyone! Appreciated!
thread necro here - whats the scene like in portland in 2022? Headed there soon and was thinking of Rouge, Spyce, and Dragon just due to being near where I'm staying. Any gems that are worth driving farther for?
Mr “You Hurt Me So Bad” May be able to help you out. God knows he can’t get laid himself so you’re SOL on that category.