Looks like I am going to go deaf before I die.

Considering the quality of the girls he had access to - I think I'd make the same choice. Being 90 and getting to fuck Playboy quality girls - would make my decision quite easy!

what did you say?

I wonder if his ears were always hard

Probably didn't really matter much - most of those chicks seemed like the type "to be seen and not heard"

Go up to the casket and rub his ears, Papi.

i always thought his headstone would say that "He came and went at the same time "

(Cupping my hand to my hearing aid) HUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CAN YOU HERE ME KNOW???

Damn it was probably an advantage for him not to listen to them. Hell...he may have been just pretending to go deaf!

The Viagra may have contributed, but at 91 I'd have to think age did too.

^ I was thinking the same-thing - I only read part of the article but the part I read it wasn't a doctor(s) saying it was Viagara causing his hearing-loss, the part I read it was his former floozies making the statement.

It was most likely a keenly developed sense of selective hearing. I'm surprised it wasn't caused by his exposure to all of that silicone...

HUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!