It's just a strip club - But it's the best you'll find for 50 miles

Walked in at about 12.30 on Friday night . The cover price was relatively cheap - only £10 - and I made my way to the bar . Beer is on tap here but they only serve one Brand, Tiger . Obviously. Paid a reasonable £5 for my beer and went to sit down. It was relatively busy and at first it was hard to even spot the dancers , since there were a surprising number of female clients in attendance.

I sat with my beer for about 15 minutes before one approached me . She was a 6/10 on my personal attractiveness scale but she was very friendly and seemed happy to have a chat for ten minutes before offering a private . I took it for the cheapest option ( £20 ) just to get the vibe of the place . While the dance was nice, mileage was low (a theme throughout the night ) and seems to be pretty strictly enforced .

I guess being the only strip club in town means they're overly cautious . I stayed until 3 am and after a few more approaches I picked a girl for VIP .the VIP prices are really pretty low ( £100 for 30 minutes) so even with the low milage, it was a good time.