looking at the end of the road for my clubbing days

You don’t have to club to be active on the board IMO. Look at Fishsticks, he doesn’t even have his license yet and he’s on here.

I hope you enjoy your retirement from clubbing. It's good you have a plan, as that will help as you transition away from work and clubbing.

I'm still clubbing and working, and I'd like to retire from one of those two things in a few years.

There are certainly more important things than strip clubs. Enjoy watching the rats racing from the bleachers.

I am losing interest in clubbing and it will continue to dwindle until I lose interest totally or retire in 6.5 years. When I retire its over anyway, even if I still give a shit.

@Ishmael - that is blasphemy! Just kidding.

Seriously though, retiring from clubbing doesn't mean your experience and advice from years of clubbing aren't still valuable to the board.

"Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace."

Coach Mike Ditka

When I retire my clubbing days will be over.
I do not currently live anywhere close to decent clubs and club when I travel for work.
The area I will retire to is even further away from good clubs so that will be the end.
I won't travel after I retire. I plan to avoid airports and cities and all the a..hole that inhabit them

I’ve pretty much retired from the Strip Club life. But I still enjoy this board and imparting anything I can of value to newbies from my experiences.

I came to the realization one day that I know WAY too much about Strip clubs. How they work. How they are run. How the employees and management interact, both with themselves and with customers. What you can and can’t get away with. How to grease managers and bouncers...and the correct way to wear a white suit to the club to get the most attention and run your “system.” Lol.

It was fun while it lasted. And who knows? I may revisit it again one day, depending on how things work out in life. But right now, I’m on permeant hiatus for the foreseeable future. I’ve got a civie now that I’m very happy with.

Sometimes I miss it. But I don’t miss the stripper shit and the games.

But most of the time I realize I was only doing it for so many years a while ago because I was trying to get away from my home life with my now ex wife.

For me strip clubs are a mechanism for coping with life on the road. As I travel less, I go to strip clubs less. When I am at home, I almost never go to clubs because there are always friends/family to visit and home projects to do.

@warhawks - I'm impressed you were able to wear a white suit to strip clubs and work your system - with the dancers - and with management and bouncers. That's excellent!

Yeah, that's the other thing. Without travel to MIA, PHX, ATL, etc, there's less reason and opp to strip club. I'd be lying if I were to say I'm not tempted to squeeze in one final trip to Phoenix and maybe Detroit before I sell the business. I'm not retiring from working, I'm only 41, I'm just downshifting to a slower lifestyle.

I agree on the part about CFs and ATFs. I never really got into those and never found the appeal (for me, at least). I find the dancers largely interchangable with one another. Different strokes for different folks!

@gammanu said: "It did make me wonder what other members we have that have retired from regular clubbing, but are still able to remain active in the board?"

My last clubbing night was 9/30/16 so I'm coming up on nearly a one year mark of being out of the strip clubs. So I guess I'm semi-retired from clubbing while still very active on Tuscl and somewhat active on StripperWeb. I'd like to squeeze in a trip here or there to a club in town, even if they're low/no-mileage. So I guess I fit your description of someone retired but still active on the board.

Tuscl is a unique place. It's about the only unmoderated board on the net while still having a descent mix of successful, intelligent, and mature people to have a discussion (Sorry, CP, lol!).

Enjoy your retirement! If you can squeeze in that trip to Detroit, let me know.

Just for the record I'm NOT "looking at the end of the road for my clubbing days" Retired in 2009, I'm 75 now and have no intention of giving up clubbing for a rocking chair and a game of checkers. But that's just me. :)

@Gammanu95 - You're only 41?! Man, you aren't retiring from clubbing. You are lying to yourself brother.

Now you can spend your free time hitting the KKK and Aryan Nation rallies, burning crosses, and shouting Jews will not replace us !

I myself would stop going to clubs if I had a girlfriend...at least I think I would.

See you on the dark side of the moon dude

Retiree or just another lazy porch monkey?

Wow @GammaNut! A truly rich guy like yourself should be out traveling the globe in his private jet. Why bother associating with the hoi polli on TUSCL?

*polloi

I won't retire until I can figure out a way to keep strip clubbing.

I'd like to think that I can at some point be above clubbing, but the truth is I can't see myself being permanently away from strip-clubs thus I'll probably be a PL for life - my biggest concern would be having enough of the finances not necessarily to be a baller/whale but enjoy SCing.

I like women (plural) too-much - always have - particularly black women (they are like an addiction I would never wanna, or think, I can give-up) - in the past, no matter how good the relationship was going; I felt trapped b/c I just didn't wanna be messing on the side; thus often times I ended the relationship so I could be free to do my thing w/o feeling guilty about screwing someone over - have not had a GF in 6+ years and not dated in 3+ years; love my freedom and NSA interactions w/ many strippers - sometimes I think I'll settle down when I get past 50 (47 now) and go semi-pro (live w/ a chick), but when I think of just being w/ one chick I just don't think I have what it takes b/c I never have; but maybe I'll change w/ age?

I could have retired years ago -- I keep working so that I can afford to keep hitting the clubs :)

Seriously, when I do retire in a few years, I expect my strip clubbing to diminish considerably, but, like shadowcat, I "have no intention of giving up clubbing for a rocking chair and a game of checkers."

Hey, checkers with chicken fangers can't be beat. :)

Other than a few furtive visits, I did not visit SC's routinely until a few months ago. I waited until I paid off a mortgage on a rental... So now I plow what I used to spend on that, plus about $400 a month that I always could have afforded.

I think I could give it up if I had a girlfriend... But I can't settle for one that is not hot looking and at least 15 years younger than me.

@GammaNut - didn't you say your wife went to medical school in Bolivia? Will she be able to support both of you? Better think twice before retiring.

I can see myself giving up clubbing at some point. It can get old for me quickly if I go too much so if I have reasons not to club, it won't be a difficult choice.

Don't get me wrong, I enjoy my trips when I go but after while I need a break and when I do, there are a number of circumstances which could keep me away.

Does anybody have the number for a reputable alpaca breeder?

Lol! Alpaca.... just watch tv and you'll have a number to call.

The only reason why I club is to share information on this board. If I stop clubbing then only fiction will be written on this site.

Liar paradox. If everything written on this site is a work of fiction, and one writes that only fiction is written in this site, then that statement is also fictional. However, if that statement is false, then what's written here must be true. But it can't be true because everything here is a work of fiction. Dammit, Founder, what have you done?

@gammanu95 I don't have much brain capacity as it is - and your post definitely made my brain hurt - lol! So does this site actually exist?

My job facilitates my clubbing life, which is compartmentalized from my real and professional life. It allows me to travel alone, which is absolutely necessary for us married PLs. I want to retire for a lot of reasons, but haven't yet figured out how to either keep clubbing, or give it up.

I like work too much to think I'll ever be able to retire fully. I won't mind something like more vacation every year, but I'm pretty I'll be working until I'm now longer able to walk into the office.

As for strippers, I've been off my peak visiting for many years now. Still go once in a while, but not the couple to a few times a week I was doing at the peak.

I have started a part-time job/hobby which gets me out of the house and provides an opportunity for travel. It already serves as a good cover for activities away from home, and as when I retire from my primary career, it should make enough money for me to fund a moderately active SC or SB habit.

Now, I just need to find a good vitamin V source cause I'm sure in another few years I'm likely to need regular assistance in that area (I'm managing with diet and supplements at the moment).

gamm,

I semi retired when I retired from working. Nearly impossible to get away for any time. That isn't the main reason, but things happened that caused me to hang up work and clubs.

I'll tell you this, I sure miss the clubs a lot more than the work! :)

I've only been to a strip club five times this year. I've have a full time job at a hospital where I often work 50+ hours a week and a part time job where I work on average 20-30 hours a week. So that takes up a huge chunk of my free time. Plus, I have been having some success with women off of dating apps at a fraction of the strip club prices. Tinder, Tagged, Badoo, and Snapchat in particular. Many of these women are just as good looking as the dancers yet I only have to pay $100 (plus dinner and drinks) versus the $300+ with dances, drinks, parking, cover charge, stage tipping, VIP fee, and the VIP menu of the dancer.

My interest in clubs has almost completely gone away. With the exception of Follies, I have no intention of visiting any other strip clubs in the foreseeable future. With me still on the younger side at 30 years of age, I can still get the occasional free pussy from women around my age range which furthers reduces the likelihood of patronizing strip clubs.

For me it depends on the nearby clubs. When I change locations, I look around and the quality of the experience determines whether or not I'll try to repeat. I took a 4-year hiatus on purpose recently, "just to prove to myself I could" or some-such. It was an experiment, but I think it had some productive results.

In particular, the time off has had the effect that I now feel much more in-control of my strip-clubbing choices. I'm not getting a craving to attend; rather, I just decide yes, or decide no. I don't have to double- or triple-guess myself or try to use alcohol, to "force" myself into or out of going to a club.

"With me still on the younger side at 30 years of age, I can still get the occasional free pussy from women around my age range which furthers reduces the likelihood of patronizing strip clubs."

If I was my 30 yr old self right now (I was already married), I'd take the money I was spending on SCs, massage parlors, and escorts and use it to make the payments on a small downtown/midtown condo. I'd put the condo on AirBnB (didn't exist in 1994) to try and get some rental money to pay the mortgage. Then, I'd get on Tinder, OkCupid, and other hookup apps (also didn't exist in 1994, nor did today's more open attitude toward hookup sex), pretending I was single, and use my condo on nights it wasn't rented out as a place to take women.

Ok, so maybe that's more of a fantasy than I'd like to admit, since I have to admit I can't think of an easy way to hide that other mortgage.

If one is seriously trying to make their marriage work, I say that they need to stay 100% away from strip clubs.

SJG

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Delusions of grandeur
ROTFLMAO

^ROTFLMFAO
What a loser! Hey dopey dementia- boy, if you want to spend your retirement trying to troll me, then PLEASE do! Show everyone here that I am still always right when I point out what lifeless, loveless, hated loser you are, that you spend your summer Sundays obsessing over me and my posts.

^ Yep that’s our fabulist
Still a whiney little bitch

Nice thread bump…. It was weird seeing my post from 6 years ago, fearing how retirement would impact my mongering. Well I’ve now been retired for a year and a half and it has totally fucked up my freedom to travel alone, which was how I maintained most of my SC and OTC activity. Getting older and fatter is just icing on the cake .

Main reason for the thread bump is rather than ruin someone else’s thread it’s more fun to ruin the trolls own threads and expose his lies to the board

^I'm always in your head, rent-free, LOL. I own your sad little world.

^ LOL
Did your mom drop you on your head as a baby ?
That would explain a lot.

Old 2 bits at it again? If there’s one thing Icee got right is that he is and always has been tuscl’s #1 troll with useless input. What an old fart! Rotflmao

^ Talk about useless trolls, got any predictions for us , maybe it's gonna rain or the market will go down, don't you ever get tired of being the running joke of the board
ROFLMAO

^^ for what it’s worth 2 bits, every prediction I made has been spot on. Inflation is at 3% and dropping even more, and by the time fall arrives it will be closer to the 2% fed mandate for which I TOLD YOU SO, over and over again (and was right). Also, the fact that we had the most precipitous winter in over 40 years I correctly predicted on December 21st, so do you ever get tired of feeling stupid 2 bits? No you don’t, you just double down on your ritardation…..

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My inflation prediction.

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My winter snowfall prediction.

Both are accurate and proof of your incompetence of a tuscl board member, 2 bits! Lmfao Rotflmfao!!!

^ Yawn you’re boring AF

An amazing thing about dopey twats like 25IQ is that they are too dumb to recognize their own stupidity. He cannot understand why we all look down on him. Incompetence cannot recognize itself. He's a failed loser at the end of a zero-sum life who thinks he matters.

^^ true, and he’s stuck back in the 70s. He still acts and thinks like he did 40 years ago, and doesn’t realize the world has moved on and he’s stuck in his same old (really old) patterns of futility. We should probably treat him like a child, and let him think he’s right, except a child eventually figures it out but 2 bits just doubles and triples down on his stupidity. Now that’s a big YAWN!!

Weirdo

I feel so sorry for you. You spend a holiday weekend combing the TUSCL archives for old feuds between us. Maybe you can begin to see yourself the way we see you: an angry, bitter, impotent old liar with small penis syndrome, who would rather start endless feud on the internet than to go outside and touch grass and have some joy in life. Do that. Log off. Feel the sun. Do something that brings joy instead of sending hatred and harm to others.

^gammanu the fact you wrote so much shows youre on the losing end. Additionally you insult the only jewish poster , that’s anti semitic…

You can't escape 20fags meltdowns even when you have him blocked

I think 20fag is a lonely bitter old man with a drinking problem

^ So you are saying he's the typical TUSCl poster? (too easy)

^, "We accept her, we accept her. One of us, one of us. Gooble-gobble, gooble-gobble."

Gabba Gabba hey.