You walk into the club and this is the line up for the night

Second from the left in the back row. She looks like I would get along with her and her body is the closest to my preference.

I can work with about half of them.

Hell of a lineup

Heaven

Too bad those are just the bartenders

Most of the top row.

None of the bottom row. except maybe one of them.

This is the club's IG:

https://www.instagram.com/starletsofny/

in the first selection... idk. they all seem to be slight variations of the same big ass.

Damn seems like ny has a lot of these big fake ass types. I need to hit the strip clubs in nyc.

second ig posted by ishmael.

still slight variations of the big ass.

First girl in the back row. Second to last girl in the front. Give me them.

Based on the initial photo - and taking Ishmael's IG photo into account - I'd take any of those girls! They all look pretty hot - and it appears there is quite a bit of ass behind those dancers too!

The one that greets me with the best handshake

Those chicks are sho' 'nuff sportin' some strong back porches! Of the pack, I like numbers 2, 3, and 4 on the top row.

I'd walk out and go to another club. Not my type.

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https://www.instagram.com/lustny_/?hl=en

All of them except the fat girl on the far right

I'd fuck everyone of them myself

-->"I'd walk out and go to another club. Not my type."

I'll race you to the door, last one out buys the drinks at the next club with actual hot chicks. Although this hardly seems fair since you're probably stoned already, and meanwhile I'm way spry

I go elsewhere, as all are too big.