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Follies

Anyone know if it’s open today? Major water break up the road and many businesses are closed. I called and someone answered, but the the line went dead.

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on SA, "NSA FWB" arrangment?

"NSA FWB ARRANGEMENT WITH SOMEONE WORTHY OF ALL I HAVE TO OFFER" what does this mean?

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Trying to be more than a regular

I’ve seen threads where guys have said they’ve moved from a stripper’s regular to being friends with benefits or to being her boyfriend. Of course anything can happen, but I would say this would be EXTREMELY rare because no matter what…

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OTC dates

If you were taking a stripper on a “date” OTC, what would be your most preferred? A. Restaurant B. Sporting Event C. To another strip club (she’s a customer) D. Movie E. Shopping F. Take her on a trip with you G. No date, just fuck…

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I Want Half Eddie !

When Eddie Murphy was the hottest comedian, he did a stand up routine that they made into a movie. Eddie Murphy RAW. It was mostly just Eddie standing on stage cursing. But there was a segment…

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SA question, is premium required to send/receive messages?

Just to see what the discussion is all about, I made a SA profile. Am I correct in believing that the users need a premium membership to send/receive custom messages (besides "X granted you access to her photos", etc.)?

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Good Vegas Club For The Girlfriend

Gents. Heading to Vegas next month with the GF and she wants to hit a strip club one night. I typically avoid clubs in Vegas due to the high hustle factor. The GF has gone to local places and loves…

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She likes me, she really likes me

I saw a guy on another message board who always talks about how he goes to the clubs, pays the dancers just to sit and have conversation with him and he's "dating them" outside the club. He always talks about…

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, Rhode Island

On The Upswing

This club is once again on the upswing, with a plethora of new ladies. Are there downsides still? Of course. When you get new dancers here, they are very new and some,…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Two For One Review, Sunday Evening And Tuesday Afternoon

I won $400 on my Super Bowl pool and couldn't think of a better way to waste this cash than to go spend a couple of visits at the Playhouse and see some of my…

Nikita's Gentlemen's Club

Bridgeport, Connecticut

A Bit Better Than The Last Time

So I was tied up all morning and wasn't able to get there until later than the usual. Arrived around 3 this time. I usually go right after they open. Man was I glad I…

Dream Girls

Lincoln Park, Michigan

Used To Be My Favorite Place Long Ago.

Only reason I decided to stop in was that it was my favorite pornstar Jenna Haze's last night feature dancing. Got there around 10pm. No valet, $10 cover, Bud Light was $7 I think? Building…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Packed With Some Of The Hottest Dancers In Mexico

The talent in this club is off the charts, like 50 dancers every time I've been there. There is a woman for every persons taste from rail thin to plump and curvy. The…

Eclipse

Boise, Idaho

Lap Dances From The Stage But No Touching!

Each of the 4 dancers spent nearly as much time on my lap as on the stage. I was the only customer so I got a lot of attention. The DJ (Jimmy?) came over, introduced…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Couldn’t Believe It

I heard there were changes, all for the worst. Felt it had to be some sort of corporate espionage. Even heard that it had become a bikini bar, so decided to see for myself what…

DaVinci

Bradenton, Florida

Might Be Coming Back.

Went there on a Saturday night because I was close by. Didn't expect much because of previous trips. I walked in and paid my $10 cover and noticed it was pretty busy. I also noticed…

Colonie Lounge

Buffalo, New York

A Different (but Not So Different) Buffalo Strip Club

The Colonie Lounge is different than other Buffalo strip clubs in a few ways. One, it is located in a suburban part of town on Hertel Avenue. Second, it is one of the few bars…

Cafe Cleopatra

Montréal, Quebec

Great Dances, Dancers Could Be Better

SO went to this place with a crew of guys on a friday night after the casino. The place is on the dirty strip club vibes side of things, its not classy to say…

Ace of Clubs

Atlanta, Georgia

Not My Top Choice

Thought I'd get out and try something new this time. Never been to this club before. It's OK. Not super crowded, but not tons of girls either. And all a little…

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Trump names notorious anti-porn crusader who wants stripper registry to Health D

This is not good news for stripper and marijuana lovers, and it is rather hypocritical for the Stormy Daniels-connected Trump. "In 2015, Baker made headlines when he proposed a registry for strippers. The small-government Republican from rural Tioga wanted to require…

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The Strip Club Accused of Drugging and Robbing Its Customers

A British strip club that's shady AF. My favorite quote: "The toilet attendant threatened me with violence unless I paid him £20 [$27]. I was so scared I gave him the money. Please don't go there." https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/bj5m8a/the-strip-club-accused-of-drugging-and-robbing-its-customers

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Man accused of attacking councilor: "I cleaned his clock and I'll do it again"

"A strip club owner is facing several charges after allegedly attacking Indianapolis City-County Councilor Jeff Miller Monday morning. It happened during an Alcoholic Beverage Board meeting at the City-County Building, where city cameras caught the outburst on camera. Jeff Moe, who faces…

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Kissing

In my opinion, it seems to be more prevent now. Any contrary opinions? Related question: Do you kiss while getting a BJ? Obviously, not simultaneously (most of us are not that flexible), but some sucking, kissing,…

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Eating Stripper Pussy then Puking in the VIP

This past Saturday I went strip clubbing and had a little to much to drink. Don't get me wrong I haven't had this much care free fun in a club in some time. Enjoyed stage tipping four Play, a few…

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Why Do Strippers Wear Heels? Shailynn Explains

I love me some MILFs, I love me some MILFs in heels. Please see below: Case in point, MILF Candance Cameron. Photo Set 1 - Smoking Hot (thank you heels): http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2589584/Candace-Cameron-Bure-puts-perfectly-toned-pins-mini-playsuit-DWTS-rehearsal.html Photo 2 - No Heels = Ugly http://www.gotceleb.com/wp-content/uploads/celebrities/candace-cameron/bure-dancing-with-the-stars-practice-in-hollywood/Candace-Cameron:-Short-Dress-at-DWTS--09-720x1080.jpg

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, Virginia

Good Time But Very Expensive!

I hadnt been to Papermoon for some time, so I figured it was a good time to visit. Papermoon has adequate parking and it is in safe area. I paid the cover and went in.…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

Turn Over Has Not Hurt This Club

Rating disclaimers: I'm probably too biased to rate the club vibe because I know everyone now. This particular night I absolutely adored two of the dancers so the money spent was unusual. Dancers working- since I arrived mid/…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Great For A Daytime Shift

Visited here at about two in the afternoon. The door guy told me there were only three girls working and gave me a long breakdown of the specials. I couldn't really remember them by the…

Fritz That's It

Anaheim, California

Follow Up Visit

It's been a while but a buddy of mine from out of town wanted to try it out, so we headed out around 9PM on a Friday Night. Cover was $10, not uncommon for the…

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Afternoon

Came in on a Wednesday afternoon, literally just two dancers working. Thai and some other girl who I’d never seen before. Thai was just beginning a stage show. I’ve seen her before…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

When You Get Down To It, Bogarts Is A Nasty Hole.

Anything you want is on the menu at Bogarts. On the other hand, ewww. I really prefer girls on heroin to any other drug. That is the girls. Myself I like to spark a quick…

Angels Gentlemen's Club

Kalamazoo, Michigan

Early Evening Visit Was Decent.

So me and 3 buddies hit this place up in the late afternoon into early evening. Probably got there around 4p and left around 9p. There were about 10 dancers when we first got there, but…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

First Time At Adelita

I heard and read story about this Adelita bar. So i decided to check out the place after Hong Kong. The bar is smaller than HK. Most ladies hang around near ths bar…

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Stormy Daniels sues Trump over ‘hush agreement’

Trump continues to dishonor the office of President of the United States. https://nypost.com/2018/03/06/stormy-daniels-sues-trump-over-hush-agreement/?utm_source=maropost&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=news_alert&utm_content=20180306&mpweb=755-6172363-711691148

Wild Rose (was TNT Gentlemans Club)

Watertown, Wisconsin

Night Started Slow

I visited TNT last Thursday at about 7:30. At that time there was one other costumer and one dancer. She was nice, but not my type. Just before 8:00 other girls started…

Treasure Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Best Of What's Left

Back in MB for spring golf. Of the 4-5 clubs left in the area since the big crackdown some years back Thee Dollhouse and The Treasure Club are about the two best to go to.…

The Trap Lounge

Miami, Florida

The Trap Is Back-open

As I described 2 reviews down, this was the 3rd-time in the last 3-years or so the club had closed. Speaking w/ some of the dancers I was told this time around the club had closed…

The Lodge

Dallas, Texas

Would Go Back For Sure

Went here on a recent business trip and thought I’d stop in. When I first arrived, things were pretty slow and I thought I might have made a bad choice. Pretty soon, things picked up…

Rachel's Steak House and Men's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

Monday Afternoon Visit To Rachel's

I had to be on 45th Street near Rachel's. After my appointment, I stopped in around 2:00 P.M. I found a free parking spot on the side, entered the club, and took a…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

First Time But Won’t Be Back

Stopped by out of boredom. Neighborhood bar feel. The dancers have seen better days. The usual tip parade. Only one of the dancers (I can’t remember her name) looked barely passable…

The Piccadilly Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Diamond In The Ruff

Boy oh boy where to start first off was having a bad day till i saw the most beautiful woman i ever seen her name was cali she was super thick she was wearing .a…

Nana Plaza

Bangkok, Thailand

Third Floor Visit

The last time I visited Nana Plaza I only had time to visit the first two floors. This time I was only in for one night, so I decided to visit the third floor. There…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Good, Not Great

I heard that this place was the greatest strip club on the east coast. I can't say I agree. 20 dollars to get in the door and no alcohol were disappointments. Only…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Whatever, Wherever!

Stopped in to kill some time, there were three dancers and maybe a half of dozen customers. The blonde Jamie was there, possibly half sober, but was wobbling around giving lackluster bar dances, wanting to take…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Cleveland, Ohio

Nice Looking Place But No Fun Or

The thumbnail take - is the last few reviews were on point. no value Stopped in a couple of weeks ago because I heard through the grapevine that a fun little high yellow spinner from…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Best Chinese Food In The World Lol

For all the guys that are too scared to cross the border to come here, good! Better for us that aren't! haha I've been all around the world to strip clubs and none can even…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Stopped By During Road Trip

This club is well reviewed so I won’t go over the details of the club setup again. I’ll instead just provide general impressions and some notes on the girl I saw. Stopped by Monday night…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Eh

Had some time to kill while in the area and stopped in on a whim. Standard $20 cover door fee and watered down soda. Sat down near the far stage front seating area to get…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

First Timer!

I finally made the hour drive and visited this diamond in the rough! got there around 9 and chatted with Dream (AA spinner with nice booty tats) long enough to check out the other talent.…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Slow Start But Good Finish

After trying Flight Club and the Landing Strip, I have determined Criket is my go to, most comfortable club. Returned after they opened on Sunday evening and was surprised to see many staff, including the cute…

Executives Den

Cleveland, Ohio

Love The One You're With

I was able to visit the club on a rare Monday late afternoon on the way to an appointment on the east side. While I couldn't get the attention of the girl I was hoping…

Country Rock Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

Didn’t Disappoint

Stopped by my favorite club on an early Friday evening. It was around 7pm so it was really early for me, but was hoping to see a nice mix of Day and Night dancers. Not…

Charisma

Stoughton, Massachusetts

Interesting

Today was a strange day. I picked up my ATF in the morning, took her to the dentist and then for a little retail therapy. We talked and she made it clear that we were…

Carl's Bar

Stone Park, Illinois

Blah

I stopped in Carl’s last night for the second weekday in a row (was there last Tuesday). I came in between the change from day shift to night shift (8pm to 10pm). I went to…

Bucks Cabaret

Fort Worth, Texas

Droped In For Lunch, A Beer And Some Eye Candy

I was in Ft. Worth on business today. I am not in the Ft. Worth area much. I made the corner after leaving the place of business that I was there for, and low and…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Slow

Made a stop at BSC on a Thursday afternoon between noon and 5PM. It was pretty slow, they only had 1 stage going. Girls would dance 2 songs and come off. I didn't get any…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

As Expected

So I'll keep it short and to the point. Found myself back in San Diego on business with some extra coins in my pocket and extra time to kill. I decided to take another trip…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Hard To Say

Went in about 1230. Free parking but now has a mandatory coat check. Hard to tell the exact amount of dancers but somewhere between 11 and 14. They probably all arrived by…

Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, Wisconsin

Beware Of Dancer Named Eclipse

This dancer runs a scam that I've fell for before(you'd think I'd learn!). Eclipse asks if you'd like to have her out of the club. Goes through a big story of how her sister is…

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LA vs COI clubs

In LA this week for a business trip. I have spent some time in a few of the LA clubs on other trips but was thinking of stopping over in COI one night this week. I have never…

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OT: Ranking all 32 NFL teams by cap space heading into free agency

With free agency a week away, the NFL has released the official salary cap numbers for all 32 teams in the league. While the league's salary cap was set at $177,200,000, every team has a different cap number based on…

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Is the ebony a little too-thick - yes/no ?

https://bigowilly.tumblr.com/image/171560712401

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Seekimg those arrangements

My god...this website is truly fucking amazing. Legitimate chance I don't make a strip ub appearance for at least a few months. For the price I tipped my CF I get a pristine college smokeshow without any remote issues (at…

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Pretty cool story I thought

About running into a long-ago fave-stripper that the reviewer thought he would not run into again. From a recent review of Playhouse in Burlington, NJ: "... I'm not a regular here as I live quite a distance away. Years ago I was…

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Why Is Silicon Valley So Awful to Women?

by Liza Mundy https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2017/04/why-is-silicon-valley-so-awful-to-women/517788/ I just stumbled across this, and skimmed a bit of it. I'm going to read the rest of it, though I don't know if I will agree with it. Starts by describing a man showing up to interview…

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Another TUSCL Tagline

Where pseudo-intellectuals try to seriously debate politics

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Corrie babe Beth Morgan unleashes almighty assets in flesh-flashing striptease

Not bad. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz-tv/hot-tv/686548/Coronation-Street-cast-Beth-Morgan-nude-cleavage-booty-see-through-lingerie-sexy-Instagram

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What do you think of Donald Trump as our President ?

Cast your Vote and say why 1- Greatest President of all times. ( You're gonna need an explanation if this is how you vote. ) 2- Odd person, good president 3- At…

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Greatest GFE of my life

I am going to start winning and dinning these OTC. Holy moly do they come super correct with the porno sex and cuddling afterwards. I had to keep reminding myself "Don't get caught up..do not do it" My usual OTC isn't…

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What does it mean when:

True story: At a new strip dive. Pretty drunk already and in jerk mode. Stripper gives me the wanna dance routine. Ask her how much she says you can have the whole nite for $200 but no vip cuz she doesn't…

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Got number but...

I asked a dancer what's is her schedule. She said she comes whenever she wants and she can give her number so that I can text her if I want to see her. I got the number and immidiately texted…

Private Dancer

Columbus, Ohio

Decent Club

I've actually been to private dancer a few times. It's the only club in Columbus I think that's byob, which is nice if you like drinking. Its good for me b/c the dancers don't have…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

The Lovely Thais

I'm not a regular here as I live quite a distance away. Years ago I was staying down that way for a few days and visited PH twice. Many girls were beautiful but I was…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Ok Time

So I went there with a Couple of my friends It was early evening And there were about six patrons and five dancers. It is a very smoky place. Kind of a buzz kill but…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Sweet, Sweet Serenity

Went in on their Super Tuesday soecial, where you get 3 VIP dances for $30. What a fucking bargain! Walked in and there were only like 7 guys in the club, and only saw a…

Centerfolds

Lansing, Michigan

I Like Gabrielle

Hey I stopped by last Tuesday on day shift. About 6 girls working. I had a ok time, juicy was there behind the bar, suduction wiith those massive tits was there, and a couple of…

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Your ATF

Q. How do you know that any man who hasn't had sex with your ATF is rich? A. Because he's part of the 1%. Q. Why did your ATF say she was illegitimate? A. Because she didn't know how…

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Trump: “I said I was going to run this country like a business; that business is

“Crazies everywhere, staff walking out in the middle of their shift, managers taking money out of the cash register to pay off the Russian mob.” http://people.com/politics/trump-running-country-waffle-house-snl/

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How much should it cost to have a good time at 24/7 strip club, at its cheapest.

I went to a 24/7 strip club with my friend and they told us that the minimum amount of money we had to spend, was $130.00; is this truthful? Basically what im asking is: what is the cheapest price that…

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Miami dreaming

I woke up this morning and knew it wasn't a dream as I climbed into my old bomber for a run to the Detwaa airport. Miami, here I come !! My favorite strip club paradise other than…

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Founder - auto log off

What is the basis for auto logging off. It is frustrating when you have been actively using the system for long periods of time and then you try to send a message or post and you are told to log…

Girl Collection

Las Vegas, Nevada

Very Disappointed

You would figure thata place owned by Money Mayweather would be better but no. At the site of the old Sherri’s across from the Artisan hotel, the Girl Collection though remodeled on the inside was…

Subi's Place

Southgate, Michigan

Great Time For The Afternoon

I was driving into town from Cleveland d on businesss and was facing rush hour and saw the reviews so decided to check out the club- specifically because of previous reviews describing thin younger girls.…

E11EVEN

Miami, Florida

Does This Place Ever Slow Down

Went here after the nightclub was closing down in the early morning hours. This place is a bit unreal considering that people were still drinking at 6am and the club was filled with cigarette smoke…

Delilah's Den

Toms River, New Jersey

A Decent Time

Club is fairly clean. No issues there. A little on the pricey side to enter at $20 and you still have to buy a drink. But that’s not too bad. No alcohol here…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Return To Bml

I haven't been out to the clubs much this year, but a combination of some bad news and a day off inspired my decision to return to the BML. It looks like they have…

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Alcohol & nudity in the Atlanta area.

Alcohol & nudity is permitted in all strip clubs within the Atlanta city limits but 4 small cities surrounding it are all trying to outlaw it. https://www.myajc.com/news/local-govt--politics/georgia-supreme-court-hears-sandy-springs-strip-club-case/o57MvFBXZARziqABTBlyuI/ The club in this law suit happens to be a male strip club that is…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

Best After-work Club Around

This is my go-to place after work. Most clubs don’t seem to try too hard before 7. Scores is different. Parking is free before 6. A pair of domestic beers costs me $7. Everything on…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

Air Dances

Nice club, well run. The girls said it was dead, but it seemed pretty busy to me. If it was busier, you'd never get a dance. As it is, all of the really hot girls…

Mardi Gras

Springfield, Massachusetts

Great Beer-- Everything Else Was Disappointing...

It had been quite a while since I'd visited and decided to give it a try. I did not have high expectations. The ladies are attractive usually, but not very friendly. I figured this…

Ladies en Confidente

Denver, Colorado

Not The Typical Experience

After reading the reviews, I knew what to expect and am glad to say my experience was the exception to the rule. I went fully expecting disappointment, but was amazed at what I found. Buzzed…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Busy Sunday Night

This review is of Diamond Dolls in Pompano Beach from a visit on Sunday Feb 25 from about 8 to 11:30 pm. I arrived by cab so didn’t have to pay the $2 parking…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

First Time

Finally made it to this club.... been wanting to check it out for a long time. Was on business in Detroit and had some time late afternoon to visit. Walked in and found…

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Dc’s Most Upscale

Of course, in DC, upscale only means more expensive, not more fun. Near some classy hotels in a nice neighborhood, this place seemed to be frequented by a high-end (read: suits and grey hair) clientele.…

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If you experienced a 30 year repeating Ground Hog Day except it lasted 30 years

It would be like repeating years 18 through 48 over and over again. Would this seem like a nightmare to some? Eternal life to others? A chance to easily become a multi millionaire and party over and over again? Fucking and screwing whomever…

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Alexis Texas

She’s feature dancing near me this weekend and I’m thinking about going to see her. Anyone been to see her in one of these clubs recently and know what she’s like, what she charges for lap dances, or if she’s…

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$5 super tuesday at Bucks wild

Anyone planning to hit up bucks wild tomorrow? Never been there but $5 for a lapdance sounds like a steal. Also, it seems like a silly question but i've never been to a byob place, but I don't drink beer,…

Treasure Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Great First Time Visit

In town for an annual guys golf weekend. We've been going to the nearby Masters Club for our Friday night entertainment but one of the guys wanted a change of pace so we stopped in…

Secrets

Charleston, South Carolina

Great Time - Better Than I Expected.

Had a great time - walked in and felt immediately like they wanted me to hang around. Been to some where they act like they don’t give a shit if you are there or not…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Was A Goodnight For Once Here

For once the landing strip was good, first my very sexy waitress was so attentive, bringing me my food and drinks so fast. No taking a long time, sitting around acting lazy. Next I met…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Nice Lunchtime Visit

I usually have a pretty good time at this club. The quality of the dancers is above average IMO, compared to clubs in the area, and at least during the afternoons, most of the dancers…

Teasers, A Gentlemens Club

Flint, Michigan

Still My Favorite

This is still my favorite club, even though it is not the greatest. It is the closest thing to a bar with topless dancing and guaranteed girls to talk to. I am not…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Annoying Ass Waitress

Came in around 6pm paid the 20$ cover charge cause it was a Thursday. This is the first time I came in on a Thursday and it’ll be my last. The cocktail waitresses…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Synn Again

Went by Synn to wait out the traffic home. It was the VIP special day with $75 VIP's for 15 minutes. It was packed with dancers and PL's. There was a drink…

State Line Showgirls

Post Falls, Idaho

Packed Friday Night

Place was packed last Friday so it was difficult to get some of the dances I wanted with a few of the girls. I love having the bar next door so I could grab a…

State Line Showgirls

Post Falls, Idaho

The Great, The Good, And The Meh.

This is a review from yesterday. Went to Stateline after several months away and it's just as I remembered. Friendly staff (Evelyn is the best), beautiful women, and an overall terrific hands on experience. Cover…

Silk Exotic Madison

Middleton, Wisconsin

Decent Club

This review is a few months old. Stopped by on a Sunday evening. Was initially one of the only customers, but the place gradually filled up as it got later. Lots of hot girls working,…

Scene Restaurant & Lounge

Commack, New York

I Like This Place

I finally got back after 3 months. I picked Saturday because I knew my favorite dancer would probably be there. She's beautiful and personable and smart. Could easily fall in love.…

Savannah's Gentlemen's Club

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

An Awesome Monday Afternoon

I've been here before, but it was a long time ago. Winston clubs aren't the greatest, but this place would get my vote for best club in the city. I arrived around 2pm and it…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

Quiet Monday

I had sworn to myself that I wouldn’t go back to Polekatz on a Monday afternoon again. But sometimes Monday just works out better for my schedule so I was back again. I…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Bella Changed My Mind

I had lousy experiences the last few times I had visited PM, and after the last time in late January, I thought I had had enough. Too many fugly dancers and/or disappointing rides in…

Player's Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

Small And Friendly Neighborhood Bar Feel

The Penthouse is closed for remodeling so I tried here for the first time. Different vibe from big stage clubs but I found the right girl for me. The stage is just 20ft by 10ft…

Passions Men's Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

First Impressions

Was in New Orleans doing the bourbon st thing. Wanted to venture outside the French quarter. Took a $18 uber over to Passions. Got there a little after 11. Pretty well lit area next to…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Kascha Lookalike

Crowded saturday night in vegas, but plenty of talent to go around. I like sitting along the bar railing where its brighter, that way you can see who's circulating around the club and the girls…

Thee Omega Men's Club

Rootstown, Ohio

Nice Place

I stumbled across while in town for work I originally was at Diamond. A customer there told me about the Omega. I arrived roughly around 2 am. Place was nice size big stage. Big variety…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Monday Blues

First time here on a Monday. Came because dancer on previous visit had recommended it. Free parking and $10 cover. Sat at the bar and ordered a beer which was $5.50.…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Elk Grove Village's Gem

This place is one of the nicer clubs in the Chicago area. Overall, the atmosphere was laid back and kind of dead, and each were above average. There were around 8 employees working…

Gold Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Same Old Thing

This club still my favorite in Charlotte, I go back between Gentlemen's Club, Leather & Lace South Blvd, and Gold Club. It seems that is a crap shoot, sometimes is great, and sometimes no so…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Quick Visit

Stopped by on a Friday to check the talent. Had to be somewhere else so basically stopped by to check the talent get a drink or two. Luckily got a spot on the high tops.…

Fantasy's at the Beach

Fort Myers Beach, Florida

Just An Average Visit

Decided to check out the club near FMB this past Saturday. Stepped in and was surprised that they now charge a $5 cover. Went ahead and paid the fee and took my usual seat. Drinks…

Déjà Vu Sacramento

Rancho Cordova, California

Another

I won't waste any effort to rehash a description of the club inside. I've done that repeatedly as have others. This is an older club, but is basically a hit or miss type of adventure.…

Déjà Vu Lansing

Lansing, Michigan

Something Wrong Here

Was in town for work and wanted to check this place out because they do full nude. I came in around 11 or so and there was a decent number of people there. One group…

Daydreams

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Wing Bowl Friday

My buddies and I have gone to Wing Bowl for the last ~15 years and have figured out that this place is the best for the after party. The cover is high, true, but they…

Club Vogue

Columbia, Missouri

Nothing Too Special

Not a bad place, but not good either. College town club with no college aged strippers: let down. It was my birthday, so I got in for free. Girls I was with paid $5 to…

Club 205

Portland, Oregon

Does Management Discourage Mingling?

I stop by here about weekly. There's one dancer I really like, but her stage sets have changed for the bad recently. She's gotten extremely p*ssy shy. This isn't the norm for…

Chicago Club

Tijuana, Baja California

For The Low Key Guys Who Want To Be Left Alone And Chill.

So I got really bored seeing the same girls at HK and the same gorditas at Adelitas, so I decided to stroll around the area to check out the eye candies (or eyesores), and the…

Chantilly Lace

Rockford, Illinois

Good Experience In Chantily Lace

Back in 2013, I made a trip to Chantilly Lace in Rockford, Illinois. It isn't a strip club, but knowing my audience, I thought some of you might be interested in it so I checked…

BT's Gentlemen's Club

South Miami, Florida

Mediocre At Its Finest.

Was in town for a business meeting and decided to stop by the first place i saw on my way out. This time it was BT's and overall it was quite mediocre all around. I…

Booby Trap

Doral, Florida

As Reviewed

I felt well prepared for this establishment based on the below reviews. I had a good time here. Some very beautiful women here, mostly Hispanic/Cuban. There’s one main stage that generally had two dances, staggered…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Okay Visit

I visited this place few weeks before. I mostly come here during the daytime. Day shift is miles better than nights. But for this visit, I only recognized Dulce. All the others were new with…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Two Billable Hours

I had some time to kill before my train, so I took my roll a board bag down the steps of sin, and clocked in. Girl on stage-- petite AA, tight frame, great man mades.…

Atlantis

Ford Heights, Illinois

Nice Place Right Off The Highway

I went to this place again after a football game recently because I was craving the food here. They have a 5 star restaurant which is nice. I would recommend any of the…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

Place May Be Headed Downhill

Stopped by for a little bit on a randoms Saturday. Usually there are only a few dancers around this time (3pm) but they’re usually pretty friendly and will work the floor a little bit. Hell…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

Diminishing Quality

I went back on a Wednesday night hoping to see Monroe again as she was entertaining the last time I was in. Unfortunately, she was nowhere to be found, not sure if she works Wednesdays.…

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Missing my ATF

For the first weekend in a very long time, my ATF did not work. It was a very boring and long weekend for me. Should I go to a different club tonight to be with another girl or should I…

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Reviews

I am thinking the revies/ratings should be categorized into daytime and night time so that the PLs know which club rated well for day time vs night time. For example I visited two clubs at night time after 11.30 pm.…

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Top speed you ever drove

Damn. You can joyride speed nowadays due to speed cameras and coppers Top speed I ever drive was 100 mph on the freeway at night just to experience it for a quick 30 seconds. Lucky no copper saw me

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Brilliant!!!

Whose down for some UK property http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/article/d6ad2e6d-2c72-4a35-9281-daaeedf029ee

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On Sunday

I had visited a Texas club a few years back on a Saturday night and had an absolute blast staying about six hours all the way until closing time. A few weeks after my visit, I checked the reviews for…

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Fuck you jackie

Tittle says it all

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What if?

Remember when RickDugan used to brag about drinking and driving? What if someone did this YouTube prank on him? Would he still drink and drive? https://youtu.be/jN9Z--7Hbqo

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Rech !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where you be, my man??

Founder, you need to let him out in the sunshine every now and then. He's fading away. IT work is important, but life is much more important.

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What does ie mean when...

...unimaginative dipshits take a good joke and run it into the ground? Those that can, do. Those that can’t, mock those who can.

VIP Cabaret

North Hollywood, California

Disappointing Visit

This place ought to be a great club. The decor is fine, the parking is safe and plentiful, the prices aren't too bad. Even the girls are okay. So what's wrong with…

Venus Faire

North Hollywood, California

Not A Regular Club, But What Is Regular

Plenty of parking if the main thing I always notice. This place is attached to a sex shop, one of the guys working in the store had the Christian radio station on full blast. Good…

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Clubs for Black girls in NYC

I might be in town for a little, where can I find hot black girls for the best (value and contact experience) lap dances? Can be either mixed club or black club. I probably can't make it into New Jersey but…

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The Oscars

I actually watched the Academy Awards show last night for the first time in my life. (Well, I was also reading a book through most of it.) Not as boring as I expected. I hadn't realized how…

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Is Sopranos' 'Bada Bing' strip club about to make a comeback?

The strip club scenes were my favorites in The Sopranos. I'm not interested in fat Jersey mobsters. http://www.nj.com/bergen/index.ssf/2018/03/sopranos_bada_bing_strip_club_satin_dolls_could_ma.html

Tijuana

Imagine Alizee at a club like Tijuana's Hong Kong

Best part starts at 3:03. I think the line would wrap all the way around the block. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6omsDyFNlk

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My kinda titties

* big * round * full (in every direction - top, bottom, inner, outer) * firm and shapely for their size * big-ole dark areolas * chocolaty https://78.media.tumblr.com/41e30ec1d3ffc4ed1d6d623e26d3a70e/tumblr_p52txmY9o51x1fkoro2_1280.jpg

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ldk82-mode - yes or no

https://bigowilly.tumblr.com/image/171536292161

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Best Strip club in Louisville Kentucky

Hi can I know which strip club is best in Louisville Kentucky for every thing

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founder discussion question.

sort discussions by DATE POSTED LAST COMMENT My selection keeps changing from "last" to "date". I thought it was because you were changing things, but still happens.

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OT: Best Regular Club Parties for LDKers near NYC, DC, Miami

Reggaefesttour.com All night long, straight reggae music with a female crowd 18-30 and PL crowd 18 - 60. LDKers dream for the price of one lap dance.

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Lawyer who once moonlighted as a stripper uses indicted governor's argument in s

Don't get too excited, though -- the lawyer was a male stripper. "A lawyer who moonlighted as a stripper while in law school is asking Missouri Gov. Eric Greitens to pardon him for secretly recording sexual encounters—and he’s using the governor’s…

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Dushku and Dancers

Back when I made the leap from "guy who SCs" to "SC aficionado" - i.e. 'right around the time I became a TUSCLer - I read an article by Peter Tips in which he explained the idea of the Dushku…

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What can a PL do ie a dancer walke him to the door

Title is the question.

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What does ie mean when a dancer has a fat ass ?

The title is the question.

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What would you have done - Water Shot

This happened a couple of years ago when I was at the peak of my partying sc ways. New to me dancer sits next to me at the bar. I asked her if she wants to do a shot which…

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GOODNIGHT BUNNY RANCH

For the guys that like to overpay for pussy,there's one less place to go to. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5685963/notorious-love-ranch-brothel-lamar-odom-nevada/ GOODNIGHT BUNNY RANCH

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The chase

I’m curious as to whether most here enjoy the seek and chase element in finding a stripper that fulfills your reason for clubbing or whether you would rather go with the sure thing when available. In other words, assuming you…

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Sex for rent

Apparently, it’s happening in the U.K. http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/article/d6ad2e6d-2c72-4a35-9281-daaeedf029ee

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What does ie mean when a dancer gives you a free massage?

Whenever I sit with this one fav I basically end up getting a free* massage - she rubs and kneads my hands, arms, back, shoulders, neck, thighs, calves, etc. She has really strong hands and it feels as good as…

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Off Duty Strippers in Regular Night Clubs

An LDKers dream come true. The same finesse and approach on a slow night at a SC works wonders in the night club. Strippers dance for tips and money. They know exactly how to inspire an erection and tease to…

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ARSENAL OUT!!!

Subject says it all.

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A. Eileen

Q. What do you call a stripper with one leg? https://twitter.com/alonsotepetzi

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are you the only one in your immediate family that loves SCs?

like does your pops or brother(s) dig SCs as much as you? my pops doesn't like SCs. at all. and i've ALWAYS wanted to take him to one, especially when SCs were poppin' around here 10-12 years ago. wanna hear some funny…

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I would fuck Kendra

I think someone fucked her brains out, but I would fuck her some more https://youtu.be/aC46yTeL42c

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Dancer at Centerfolds strip club in Worcester says she was grabbed, shoved out c

Tip-outs are a big expense for dancers. http://www.masslive.com/news/index.ssf/2018/03/dancer_fired_over_tip-out_poli.html

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Tampa clubs

I will be in the Tampa area soon. Any suggestions on what clubs to go to. Staying in Clearwater

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strip club austin xtc

any younger guys (I'm 23) wanna hit xtc or a surrounding club tonight? Was supposed to go w/ roommate his flight got delayed till monday. Already got the hotel. hmu

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what out-of-the-ordinary warnings did a dancer ever give you

lol i remember a dancer asking me where i parked when my lappie started. she told me she heard fellas were being robbed if they parked in a certain part of the parking lot where there's less lighting. (not where i was…

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@RealDougster

Who are you really and what happen to original Dougster

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club bouncer extorted $20-$40 from me. ever experienced this?

ever been extorted by someone at the SC......for non-sexual stuff? what would you have done in this sitcho? this happened long ago. i was visiting a relatively safe, 'hood SC, but in a rough part of town (especially at night). happened to…

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Stip Club Categories

Think we need a glossary of terms where we can quickly categorize the strip club instead of long-winded explanations which are quite honestly a pain in the ass to have to type on the phone where I do most of…

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Why we hating on EQ

Isn't the point of this forum to help us navigate the complexity that is strip clubbing which requires a shit ton of emotional intelligence so we don't ruin ourselves financially... Just saying.

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What does ie mean

When I give a good tip on top of the dances and the dancer blows me a kiss - does that mean she wants to be my girlfriend? Interested in what the vets have to say. Thanks in advance -…

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Have You Ever Had Dance And The Girl Really Enjoyed It

Up to this point I would have said no until today. Not that I ever give the girls any reason to dislike me, I tip appropriately and can carry on a conversation with just about anyone. But I always knew…

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Hey Papi where's you review?

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/article203229714.html

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I don't know what happened, but I like it! I like it!

I arrived in Los Angeles last night after completing my latest voyage. I went to my usual spot to have dinner. After dinner, it was still early and I decided I would take a stroll down the boulevard before heading…

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Jaded, so jaded...but who's the one that jaded you?

This is for all the jaded types. Who was the stripper that jaded you? A bad ROB experience? Or a dancer you fell hard for? Enquiring minds want to know.

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Location, Location, Loca... Wait, what?

I just noticed that there was a state listed along with my TUSCL name and avatar in all of my posted reviews, comments, and discussions. I have never listed a state in my profile. So the state I…

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I had to tell my parents I’m a stripper

Another good story by a stripper. It's great to hear from a stripper who can read and write. http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/family-friends/i-had-to-tell-my-parents-im-a-stripper/news-story/5268514f51b5a437541889b04dcc20f3

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Flo Rida Falls in Love at the Gentlemen's Club in New Song & Video 'Dancer'

I liked this music video. However, why is it OK for Flo Rida to fall in love with a dancer but when I fall in love with a dancer you jaded sophisticates call me a deluded old chump? https://www.billboard.com/articles/columns/hip-hop/8225265/flo-rida-new-song-dancer-video

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Strippers Estimating Up Their Sex Number

In the last two years when strippers ask me how many girls I've been with, usually answer "you mean in the last year or like ever?" Never provide a number though Usually get replied back, "damn you're a slut" Then of…

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SA vs SC vs AMP's in SW Florida

Well gentlemen, just finishing up about a week and a half in Naples. Here's my thoughts based on extensive fir$t hand research. The strip clubs in fort Meyers are still useless. The girls were ok but living in Detroit has…

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Harvey Weinstein Documentary

PBS's (Public Television) Frontline show, which does very good documentaries, is airing this doc tonight @ 9 pm Eastern (but I assume PBS stations in different cities have different programming).

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Quotable quote from TUSCL’s Rickyboy Dugan

I was at the club today, and admittedly I was eaves dropping on a well dressed gentlemen drinking high end scotch, from whom I remember had to be Rickyboy Dugan. I had met him once before and learned a…

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Cheetah Atlanta Closing

So a dancer at Tattletale just told me the Cheersh is closing. Said they had been bought out by a developer. Is so, should be an influx of new dancers at the other clubs.

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What does it mean when a stripper hugs you after you tell her you aren't buying

Your sitting down and a stripper walks to you and asks how you're doing. You tell her that you don't want to waste her time by not buying a LD. She then hugs you and walks to the next customer.…

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OT: 11 signs that you lack emotional intelligence

Came across this while reading a news website; thought it was pretty-interesting but it is a bit long: ######################## Everything you need to know about emotional intelligence When emotional intelligence (EQ) first appeared to the masses, it served as the…

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If anyone gives a shit Rosalinda's Gentlemen's Club west of Jamestown, Californi

http://www.modbee.com/latest-news/article203013189.html

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Compliment you receive from dancers

Most of the time dancers told me I am sweet. I don't know on what basis they say that. Do you have any idea why do dancers think we are sweet.I am flattered with that compliment compared to you are…

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Did anybody lose their virginity later in life than I did?

I was 25.

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Another school shooting

This ones at Central Michigan University, yet there are still some idiots, who think mental defectives need guns.

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losing cash.

(i tried to post this as a discussion butt it hasn’t been published for over a month. again i am a substandard writer. oh well.) ever lose money in a club? i'm not talking about being overcharged or Rob situation from…

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Looking for a greater L.A. area pro

I’m finding myself in Ontario, CA tonight only for work. I have a friend I’m going to visit in Pasadena in the early evening. Is there a great club to visit tonight anywhere along that route that any of you L.A.…

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Russia releases chill video of Florida getting nuked

There's nothing to see here, folks, just Russian overlord Vladimir Putin showing off an "invincible" nuclear missile destroying Floriduh. https://www.yahoo.com/news/russia-releases-chill-video-florida-150307267.html

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How important is Kissing to you ?

I didn't lose my virginity until I was 19. I did play around with girls in high school, I just didn't fuck them yet. But I so fondly remember the marathon make out sessions I had…

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Is it really a fantasy?

If I go into a strip club and my expectations are met, isn't that really reality?

Touch-O-Meter - The LD Odomoter for Him

It seems like there are two paths to lap dance nirvana. One for “her” and one for “him”. Sometimes they overlap, and sometimes not. If the dancer is touching the customer with her hands and the customer is touching the dancer with their hands, that's two way contact. When the customers fingers happen to be touching the inside of a dancer, that's still two way just at a higher level. Pretty simple. Or not. How about this? Touch-O-Meter - The LD Odomoter for Him Level 0 - Air Dance or Sit on Hands - The dance sucks, and you might suck, too. Level 1 - Legs, waist, back, feet, and whatever else is friend territory - Meh. Level 2 - Butt - Ok Level 3…

Mileage-O-Meter - The LD Odometer for Her

It seems like there are two paths to lap dance nirvana. One for “her” and one for “him”. Sometimes they overlap, and sometimes not. If the dancer is touching the customer with her hands and the customer is touching the dancer with their hands, that's two way contact. Guys like to touch, but REALLY like to be touched. Pretty simple. Or not. How about this? Mileage-O-Meter - The LD Odometer for Her Level 0 - Air Dance or Sit on Hands - The dance sucks, and you might suck, too. Level 1 - Mild friction dance, stands up a lot Level 2 - Heavy breathing and kissing other than lips Level 3 - Full contact dance (to completion) Level 4 - HJ, TF over pants (to…

The Final Story About FarmerArt And His Toronto Sweetie

It is possible that you long time TUSCL members might remember my brother, the TUSCL member known as FarmerArt. I am Art's oldest brother. Art died at Christmas, 2015 and I am executor of his estate. About six months after Art died I found his TUSCL laptop and learned about his rather extensive involvement with the strip club sub-culture in the last few years of his life. I had met two of Art's strippers, what you guys call OTC dates. This article is about one of those OTC dates, the stripper that Art called 'Toronto Sweetie' in the many stories that he told about her during his time on TUSCL. Art received a terminal diagnosis about 18 months before he died and…