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The silver lining to jerking off...

... It saves me money, every time.

The End.

17 comments

  • Papi_Chulo
    6 years ago
    Kinda a short-term solution - kinda dealing w/ the symptom instead of the problem - analogous to staying thin by forcing yourself to throw up after ou eat.

    Like anything else in one's body, a sexual appetite is there for a reason and should be addressed properly (fucking a chick) - jerking-off is sorta a last ditch effort to avoid system meltdown :)
  • Dominic77
    6 years ago
    I think the pent-up frustration should be used a motivation to get laid with an actual women. I find jerking off reduces the hunger, motivation, and drive to do what nature built us to do, bed women. Jerking off dulls that: mind and body. So to that, that is no good. I do agree with jerking off to avoid a meltdown or to make sure the pipes still work.
  • Papi_Chulo
    6 years ago
    "... I think the pent-up frustration should be used a motivation to get laid with an actual women. I find jerking off reduces the hunger, motivation, and drive to do what nature built us to do, bed women ..."

    Yeap - kinda short-circuiting the natural-system
  • ppwh
    6 years ago
    > Like anything else in one's body, a sexual appetite is there for a reason and should be addressed properly (fucking a chick)

    :o

    This is sexist against trannies! And that guy over there at the bar not paying much attention to the stage show.... who... you know... asked you about... I forget her name...
  • jackslash
    6 years ago
    You'll go blind.
  • shailynn
    6 years ago
    Go read about it on the ‘net. Young men are addicted to it due to easy access to porn, every other girls is a lesbian now anyway so guys can’t even perform sexually with a woman since their bodies are so used to having an orgasm 4 times a day from masturbation.
  • twentyfive
    6 years ago

    Does RickiBoi have a system for masturbation ?
  • Mate27
    6 years ago
    Is jerking off considered an wjaculatory service only designed to exacerbate your own sexual frustrations?

    Is jerking off a chumps game?

    If you could do a front room makeout session with your hand, only to take your own pants off when you are ready to do multiple GFE’s, is that considered bedding OTC for free?

    Can you toda la noche by jerking off?


    The story has many plots and angles to it. It is not the end.
  • RandomMember
    6 years ago
    "You'll go blind."
    "Does RickiBoi have a system for masturbation ?"
    "Is jerking off a chumps game?"
    ________________
    All excellent answers.

    I consider it having sex with the person I love the most.

  • ATACdawg
    6 years ago
    Can I just do it until I need glasses?
  • Cashman1234
    6 years ago
    Seems like a cheap alternative to finding a whore. It’s not the same as fucking - but it works in a pinch.
  • shadowcat
    6 years ago
    Hell. You can even make money at the sperm bank.
  • Papi_Chulo
    6 years ago
    At times it's necessary to take the edge off when one does not have a suitable outlet, but it's best if it's not a way of life but sometimes it is what it is.
  • Cashman1234
    6 years ago
    Papi - well said. It’s best to not let it become habitual. It’s important to get some pussy when you are horny - and have the means to make it happen.
  • twentyfive
    6 years ago
    If there’s no system it is fake news.
  • rogertex
    6 years ago
    c'mon guys !
    FTS admits in the title - Sex is the bright sun and jerking off is the cloud.
    If there is anything redeeming - it is that jerking off saved him some money.

    ... just what happens to rest of us when we leave a disgusting club with all money still in the wallet.
    Not happy. Not proud ... but damn I didn't get fucked every which way
  • orionsmith
    6 years ago
    I wasted money going to a club the other night but it sure is fun to waste money getting something you want. On the other hand if I enjoyed my time, maybe the money wasn't a waste. I'm not going to take it with me when I die. I kind of enjoyed one dancer rubbing my legs sitting with me for over half an hour. I did buy her a drink. I was thinking at first maybe she was cold and wanted to warm up rubbing against me. Several other dancers seemed interested but I was busy a lot. I think I possibly spent more on dancer drinks than dances but I got value out of it. I won't have time to visit clubs for a while again because I'm going to be too busy working. Going to move to. I might check out regular clubs as well. Won't be in a dinky little town anymore. However I don't care for all the extra traffic. Oh well. Fate wants me more near strip clubs and regular clubs. :)
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