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Dancer's teeth

K
New Jersey
I'm ranting about a pet peeve of mine.

Why will a dancer spend a fortune to "upgrade" her perfect tits but won't consider spending money on her teeth? I saw a dancer last night with some new tits.. She is beautiful with a sexy body. Her tits were perfect but now they are over sized for her body. They were almost comical in proportion to her body. She got them enlarged to improve her appearance and increase her earnings. I decided to keep my mouth shut but wanted to tell her that for a lot less money, she could have had her teeth cleaned and whitened and her appearance would improve more than any tit job could do for her. Braces would go even further to improve her appearance.

I have seen many dancers with bad teeth that do nothing for them. $75 and an hour out of their day is too much to get their teeth cleaned. besides it hurts.

I don't expect a dancer's decisions to make sense. But this one is just too obvious. They have to see their teeth in all of those selfies.

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Papi_Chulo
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7 years ago
Some things just can't be explained

:)
Subraman
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7 years ago
Oddly enough, I haven't run into an epidemic of bad teeth ... and a lot of strippers I've been acquainted with through the years got invisiline during the time I knew them.
shadowcat
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7 years ago
Women get breast implants because men glorify BIG tits whether they really like them or not.
Papi_Chulo
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7 years ago
Big tits is what separates us from the animals.
Eve
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7 years ago
Cause no one sexualizes teeth (well... this is a big world. There may be a hidden fetish somewhere), so the girls may assume that no one pays attention to their poor oral hygiene because the custies are too entranced by the big titties more than anything else.
a21985
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7 years ago
Taking care of teeth that are in poor shape is expensive as hell especially if you don't have dental insurance, and aren't money makers once they are shined up. Just do the math, without insurance, filling a cavity can cost around $200 a pop, a root canal and crown can run $2000 a piece and braces will run you $5k. With the damage done drugs, smoking and general lack of regular access to dental care, would be too hard at all to run up over a 10K bill for dental work, which is like at least double the cost of a new pair of tits.

I'm not sure people realize how expensive teeth get, which is why my best advice to anyone is to take care of your teeth before you need to actually take care of them
twentyfive
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7 years ago
^^^ But bad teeth will cost a lot of sales. Nothing worse than seeing a pretty girl being unable to smile because her teeth are bad making her look unattractive.
jackslash
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7 years ago
Q. What do you have when 32 West Virginia strippers get on stage at the same time?

A. A full set of teeth.
lolruned
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7 years ago
I've only really seen one dancer with truly awful teeth but I did think it was funny once I found out. Her teeth looked like the result of drug abuse or something. She had gaps between every single teeth. In a SC setting, she would always do that pouting face to extend her jawline and make her voice sound a lot higher than it was. Outside, she would make lewd comments, show her teeth when speaking, and not do that pouting face.

Teeth are really expensive to fix so I can understand why most dancers don't do it. They're probably the ones that just barely make enough for rent and food
shadowcat
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7 years ago
The tooth brush was invented in West Virginia. If it had been invented anywhere else it would have been named a teeth brush.
loper
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7 years ago
You have a really good point, K. I've known a number of dancers who have great figures, but their teeth could use some serous work. And personally I'd rather see a pretty girl with A cups than fake boobs of any size.
chessmaster
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7 years ago
Is this a rant about teeth or fake tits?
ppwh
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7 years ago
I had a civvie hookup years ago that one of my buddies called smiley because of bad teeth. She had so many saving graces that I still think about her when fagboner isn't around. The first night was one of those where I was insatiable and couldn't get enough of her and we stayed up super late. We managed to fuck it up anyway, but it had nothing to do with her teeth.
shailynn
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7 years ago
For the record I usually see bad teeth in: the south, the Midwest and Texas.

It’s just not a priority to some people. I say the same thing with regular people (men and women). “Wow you probably spent thousands of dollars on tattoos but won’t fix you’re fucking teeth!
Papi_Chulo
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7 years ago
Everyone has their preference - e.g. as in previous threads where some TUSCLers put more emphasis on the face and some more emphasis on the bod.


Personally if I had to choose, I'd take a great set of tits over a great set of teeth - I don't have much use for her teeth but def enjoy a great set of tits.
san_jose_guy
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7 years ago
I don't think it good to turn people's teeth into some sort of moralistic or self improvement thing.

SJG
stripfighter
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7 years ago
One's much easier to manage over the other. Teeth take more upkeep; brush, clean, re-align, etc. Tits are basically done after the post-surgical phase.
gawker
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7 years ago
One of the few monger I know personally is a dentist. The club that we both visit has had many dancers who are drug involved and have serious teeth and gum problems. He has shown me a scrapbook of the many strippers he has bedded ( a little creepy) and I've had two strippers tell me of getting laid in his dental chair.
a2195 has a good point. In the last 20 years I've spent over $30,000 on my own teeth including 6 dental implants (2 of which failed and actually fell out)
Uprightcitizen
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7 years ago
I should have taken up dentistry...
san_jose_guy
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7 years ago
Lots of people live on the margins.

SJG
Uprightcitizen
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7 years ago
Skip that...sounds too pervy. But if anyone who is a dental perv should work in W Virginia
Dominic77
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7 years ago
I'm kind of the same way that sometimes I'll decline dances from a dancer just because of her teeth.

I write that fulling understanding -- and having walked in those shoes -- what it's like to not having dental insurance or care growing up until I starting paying my own way at 16. I know full well it's not cheap. But I know it's important to me. So, yeah, it matters. And I know that might not be fair. So it does depend on "how bad" her teeth are. I'm lenient but I have my limits.
georgebailey
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7 years ago
I think the answers obvious. The real question is whether or not you get dances from ladies with poor dental hygiene. I say no, and no way.
shadowcat
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7 years ago
I'm not letting jagged teeth any where near my penis.
larryfisherman
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7 years ago
I’ve also noticed a couple of dancers with really bad teeth, it definitely knocked them down a couple of points in my book.
Bj99
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7 years ago
I agree. I think it’s bc the boob job seems like a quick fix that could make them money. Ppl don’t realize how dirty teeth can make their breath less pleasant, and dull their smile. Braces are a big investment, and I’m sure a lot of girls are afraid they wouldn’t go over well. I do know one girl who was atom she wants to get braces, and she doesn’t have fake boobs. But I know others who really need them, and do have fake boobs.
Liwet
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7 years ago
My dentist charges about $250 for a cleaning and X-rays and cavities are about $210 each.
Bj99
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7 years ago
Around 100 for cleaning is ab normal.
RTP
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7 years ago
A dentist is a regular at a club I visit. Multiple dancers have told me that he offers dental services for Extras in the VIP. The dancers I talk to say he is creepy and don't take him up on it. I think some should reconsider.
max_starr
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7 years ago
Most strippers I know have excellent teeth....surprising even the addicts had nice teeth...though I try to stick with golden age 23 - 33
Cashman1234
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7 years ago
I’ve not seen really bad choppers in the clubs recently. In many cases - girls seem to have whitened their teeth.

I doubt seeing a dancer with bad teeth would be an issue for me.

A sloppy used pussy and some pointy nips - and she can leave her dentures in a glass while we are in vip! I’m classy like that!

Doggy style - and I won’t even know if she’s cross-eyed!
Cashman1234
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7 years ago
In terms of cost - dental maintenance is less expensive than repair (cavities, root canal, etc.).

I’ve heard that Groupon can be useful. Keeping an eye out for local dentists offering Groupon discounts to attract patients can offer a good savings. The dentists can be very good too.
san_jose_guy
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7 years ago
more

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcZVtyi9…

some people have talked about persons being able to get a third set of teeth, in their 90's.

SJG
san_jose_guy
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7 years ago
Dentist talks about oil pulling.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fx9UfXWe…

I don't know about saving teeth needing a root canal. But just forcing something to squeeze between your teeth does make sense to me.

SJG
san_jose_guy
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7 years ago
Warning: Nasty Stuff, Gum Recession

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x29jZh_h…

SJG
san_jose_guy
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7 years ago
Re-growing your own teetch, using stem cells?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFsupGCu…

more regrowing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cLLV71j…

SJG
san_jose_guy
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7 years ago
grow back receding gums

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04SOeDhz…

SJG
Bj99
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7 years ago
@ Cashman... omg.. :P
orionsmith
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7 years ago
I haven't noticed bad teeth. I do remember one dancer a few years ago said she was a dental hygienist. Maybe more dancers take care of their overal health where I live.

I initially thought this thread might be about dancers giving a bad BJ with too much teeth, lol.
Cashman1234
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7 years ago
Bj99 it might sound a bit odd - but it works - if a dancer doesn’t have dental coverage - as it can save some money. It’s not for everyone.
BurlingtonHoFactory
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7 years ago
I think there's some science to this. Don't women lose calcium when they ovulate and when they give birth? This might result in deteriorating teeth. So bad teeth can be a sign of fertility. I've read that men are much more lenient in terms of what they'll accept from a woman's teeth than women are from a man's teeth. Anyway, this is what I've read/heard.
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