Good: She texts you back.
Bad: Eight days after you left town, now that you're 2,000 miles away.
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Dancer Logic
May 1, 2018, 1:55 PM
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The Reality - She does't know who she is texting, she's just trying to drum up business.
Warrior, exactly!
Send her a dick pic
The Ugly: "Hey, can you advance me some for next time?"
Warrior is right.
Not that it matters - but you have a good excuse for not coming to see her.
I’d recommend against making a trip to a western union!
Yeah.. I don’t answer texts that don’t come w a dick pic tax. I don’t have time for that bs. You are lucky she texted back at all. You should apologize.. and send dick pics.
This is someplace I only go once a year at best.
At least what she sent was just flirty and not actually asking for anything. But yeah, I might now be on the "Send Cute Emojis When I'm Working" list.
BJ - What's your cell # ? ;-)
if she texts looking for money, text back a pic of a few Benjamins.
God Bless strippers and their completely fucked up sense of time. The rules of time & space do not apply to them.
Bj99 - that’s a great policy! I’m guessing you answer a lot of texts!
Lmao Bj.
@Bj99 I have an IPhone8+ but the dick pics keep getting cut in half what should I do ? I hate sending out a half a dick pic.
I don’t know.. I guess I’ll settle for just the tip..
It can be hard to connect w/ them when you're both locals - if you're 2000 miles away and visit once a year then don't count on a hookup
Hey better late than never.