Dancer Logic

Hey better late than never.

The Reality - She does't know who she is texting, she's just trying to drum up business.

Warrior, exactly!

Send her a dick pic

The Ugly: "Hey, can you advance me some for next time?"

Warrior is right.

Not that it matters - but you have a good excuse for not coming to see her.

I’d recommend against making a trip to a western union!

Yeah.. I don’t answer texts that don’t come w a dick pic tax. I don’t have time for that bs. You are lucky she texted back at all. You should apologize.. and send dick pics.

This is someplace I only go once a year at best.

At least what she sent was just flirty and not actually asking for anything. But yeah, I might now be on the "Send Cute Emojis When I'm Working" list.

BJ - What's your cell # ? ;-)

if she texts looking for money, text back a pic of a few Benjamins.

God Bless strippers and their completely fucked up sense of time. The rules of time & space do not apply to them.

Bj99 - that’s a great policy! I’m guessing you answer a lot of texts!

Lmao Bj.

@Bj99 I have an IPhone8+ but the dick pics keep getting cut in half what should I do ? I hate sending out a half a dick pic.

I don’t know.. I guess I’ll settle for just the tip..

It can be hard to connect w/ them when you're both locals - if you're 2000 miles away and visit once a year then don't count on a hookup