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gothamytefrom that Adam Westsiiiide of Gotham

Man mauled to death when he tried to take a selfie with a bear

independent.co.uk

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gothamyte

Caution. The video of the bear attack is a little grizzly (gristly) lol

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shadowcat

Stop. I can't bear any more of this. :)

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Bear in mind, they can bite.

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flagooner

Bears are fucking dangerous. That was stupid.

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Uprightcitizen

This should be a 2018 Darwin Award

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JohnSmith69

Idiot had to bear the brunt of that attack.

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rickthevulture

That's what the dumbass paparazzi get when they bug rickthebear.

My buddy frankthevulture was there when that happened. He said the dumbass hairless ape was yummy yummy yummy in his tummy tummy tummy.

Squawk!

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gothamyte

near mails msn taking wildlife selfie

How emBEARassing

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gothamyte

I mean: bear mauls man taking selfie

Fuck spellcheck

How emBEARassing

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Cashman1234

What are the chances - a guy gets killed while taking a selfie with a bear - and yet SJG rides his bike in crazy California traffic and never even gets grazed by a car mirror?

There is no justice!

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twentyfive

I tried to BEAR with you, but this joke is older than Shadowcat.

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wildbourbon

He was just going for a bear hug to soften him up for front-room DFK.

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rickthelion

The punch line is simple: ROAR!!!

It's funny because the hairless ape dies at the end. Then it decomposes and my vulture bud gets some good food. Good times are had by all. ROAR!!!

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gothamyte

This is what happens when you try to handle a wild animal.....BEARHANDED

hardy har

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ppwh

He was bearrrrly able to do it while looking socially acceptable!

Oh wait. No he wasn't.

I don't care who you are. That was punny right there.

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ATACdawg

About 2/3 of a pun, p-u.....

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ATACdawg

The guy said he was a fan of the Tampa Bay Lightning. The bear, of course, was a Boston Bruins fan...

The result was inevitable.

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