That's what the dumbass paparazzi get when they bug rickthebear.
My buddy frankthevulture was there when that happened. He said the dumbass hairless ape was yummy yummy yummy in his tummy tummy tummy.
Squawk!
What are the chances - a guy gets killed while taking a selfie with a bear - and yet SJG rides his bike in crazy California traffic and never even gets grazed by a car mirror?
There is no justice!
The punch line is simple: ROAR!!!
It's funny because the hairless ape dies at the end. Then it decomposes and my vulture bud gets some good food. Good times are had by all. ROAR!!!
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