That's what the dumbass paparazzi get when they bug rickthebear. My buddy frankthevulture was there when that happened. He said the dumbass hairless ape was yummy yummy yummy in his tummy tummy tummy. Squawk!
What are the chances - a guy gets killed while taking a selfie with a bear - and yet SJG rides his bike in crazy California traffic and never even gets grazed by a car mirror? There is no justice!
The punch line is simple: ROAR!!! It's funny because the hairless ape dies at the end. Then it decomposes and my vulture bud gets some good food. Good times are had by all. ROAR!!!
He was bearrrrly able to do it while looking socially acceptable! Oh wait. No he wasn't. I don't care who you are. That was punny right there.
The guy said he was a fan of the Tampa Bay Lightning. The bear, of course, was a Boston Bruins fan... The result was inevitable.
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last commentCaution. The video of the bear attack is a little grizzly (gristly) lol
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Stop. I can't bear any more of this. :)
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Bear in mind, they can bite.
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Bears are fucking dangerous. That was stupid.
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This should be a 2018 Darwin Award
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Idiot had to bear the brunt of that attack.
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That's what the dumbass paparazzi get when they bug rickthebear.
My buddy frankthevulture was there when that happened. He said the dumbass hairless ape was yummy yummy yummy in his tummy tummy tummy.
Squawk!
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near mails msn taking wildlife selfie
How emBEARassing
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I mean: bear mauls man taking selfie
Fuck spellcheck
How emBEARassing
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What are the chances - a guy gets killed while taking a selfie with a bear - and yet SJG rides his bike in crazy California traffic and never even gets grazed by a car mirror?
There is no justice!
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I tried to BEAR with you, but this joke is older than Shadowcat.
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He was just going for a bear hug to soften him up for front-room DFK.
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The punch line is simple: ROAR!!!
It's funny because the hairless ape dies at the end. Then it decomposes and my vulture bud gets some good food. Good times are had by all. ROAR!!!
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This is what happens when you try to handle a wild animal.....BEARHANDED
hardy har
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He was bearrrrly able to do it while looking socially acceptable!
Oh wait. No he wasn't.
I don't care who you are. That was punny right there.
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About 2/3 of a pun, p-u.....
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The guy said he was a fan of the Tampa Bay Lightning. The bear, of course, was a Boston Bruins fan...
The result was inevitable.
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