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gothamyte
from that Adam Westsiiiide of Gotham
Friday, May 4, 2018 10:45 AM
Man mauled to death when he tried to take a selfie with a bear [view link] You do the joke...

17 comments

  • gothamyte
    6 years ago
    Caution. The video of the bear attack is a little grizzly (gristly) lol
  • shadowcat
    6 years ago
    Stop. I can't bear any more of this. :)
  • galiziabob.sabbatical
    6 years ago
    Bear in mind, they can bite.
  • flagooner
    6 years ago
    Bears are fucking dangerous. That was stupid.
  • Uprightcitizen
    6 years ago
    This should be a 2018 Darwin Award
  • JohnSmith69
    6 years ago
    Idiot had to bear the brunt of that attack.
  • rickthevulture
    6 years ago
    That's what the dumbass paparazzi get when they bug rickthebear. My buddy frankthevulture was there when that happened. He said the dumbass hairless ape was yummy yummy yummy in his tummy tummy tummy. Squawk!
  • gothamyte
    6 years ago
    near mails msn taking wildlife selfie How emBEARassing
  • gothamyte
    6 years ago
    I mean: bear mauls man taking selfie Fuck spellcheck How emBEARassing
  • Cashman1234
    6 years ago
    What are the chances - a guy gets killed while taking a selfie with a bear - and yet SJG rides his bike in crazy California traffic and never even gets grazed by a car mirror? There is no justice!
  • twentyfive
    6 years ago
    I tried to BEAR with you, but this joke is older than Shadowcat.
  • wildbourbon
    6 years ago
    He was just going for a bear hug to soften him up for front-room DFK.
  • rickthelion
    6 years ago
    The punch line is simple: ROAR!!! It's funny because the hairless ape dies at the end. Then it decomposes and my vulture bud gets some good food. Good times are had by all. ROAR!!!
  • gothamyte
    6 years ago
    This is what happens when you try to handle a wild animal.....BEARHANDED hardy har
  • ppwh
    6 years ago
    He was bearrrrly able to do it while looking socially acceptable! Oh wait. No he wasn't. I don't care who you are. That was punny right there.
  • ATACdawg
    6 years ago
    About 2/3 of a pun, p-u.....
  • ATACdawg
    6 years ago
    The guy said he was a fan of the Tampa Bay Lightning. The bear, of course, was a Boston Bruins fan... The result was inevitable.
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