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Down Syndrome

shailynn
shailynn2921329

They never tell you what you need to know.

8 yrs ago · 1 min read

I can’t help that I have it. Caught it from a stripper in Detroit.

Jackslash caught it by accidentally inhaling too many second hand fumes from computer screen cleaners.

Juice got it from smashing too many Four Loko cans on his head. Too many dead brain cells from over consumption of alcohol combined with the blows to the head.

San Jose Guy got it after a nasty wreck on his Huffy bike.

LDK82 got it by LDKing too quickly.

JS69 got it when he electrocuted himself while vaping in his hot tub.

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twentyfive

If I do catch Down's Syndrome it will be because of posts like this one haha : ) Or from arguing with RickiBoi !

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Hugh_G_Rection

It's definitely spreading... I think it can even be caught by watching this: youtube.com

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jackslash

Q. What is a midget with down syndrome who shows up 10 minutes late for work? A. A little tardy.

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flagooner

I got skittlespox. I don't think they're contagious.

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crazyjoe

Hay Shailynn, read this out loud...

I am sofa king we ta did

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4got2wipe

You got an extra chromosome from a stripper? Brilliant!

I caught it from a bidet in France. Now I've got an extra chromosome and a weirdo Inspector Clouseau accent. C'est no-brilliant!

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Uprightcitizen

I diddnt catch nothin (but my baseball). The guy who helped me find it in this clip says his name is"Twentyfive", funny name. I think that is Shailynn sitting with his crew in the beginning.

Have you seen my baseball?

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twentyfive

^^^ Bet I get more from Mary than you do.

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Uprightcitizen

Lolz ;)

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Cashman1234

This is why I always bareback whores. It’s important to have a full sexual release.

I thought I caught Down’s syndrome from this site - but a mix of Xanax and Bourbon seems to have cured me.

Run Forrest - run!!!

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ppwh

It was this song for me: youtube.com

Or maybe it was this meme:

It was around the same time and I'm not really sure.

Now I'm down as fuck, though, snitches and bitches!

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