I can’t help that I have it. Caught it from a stripper in Detroit.
Jackslash caught it by accidentally inhaling too many second hand fumes from computer screen cleaners.
Juice got it from smashing too many Four Loko cans on his head. Too many dead brain cells from over consumption of alcohol combined with the blows to the head.
San Jose Guy got it after a nasty wreck on his Huffy bike.
LDK82 got it by LDKing too quickly.
JS69 got it when he electrocuted himself while vaping in his hot tub.


If I do catch Down's Syndrome it will be because of posts like this one haha : ) Or from arguing with RickiBoi !