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Down Syndrome

shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
I can’t help that I have it. Caught it from a stripper in Detroit.

Jackslash caught it by accidentally inhaling too many second hand fumes from computer screen cleaners.

Juice got it from smashing too many Four Loko cans on his head. Too many dead brain cells from over consumption of alcohol combined with the blows to the head.

San Jose Guy got it after a nasty wreck on his Huffy bike.

LDK82 got it by LDKing too quickly.

JS69 got it when he electrocuted himself while vaping in his hot tub.

11 comments

  • twentyfive
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    6 years ago
    If I do catch Down's Syndrome it will be because of posts like this one haha : )
    Or from arguing with RickiBoi !
  • Hugh_G_Rection
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    6 years ago
    It's definitely spreading... I think it can even be caught by watching this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0b-nFSUX…
  • jackslash
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    6 years ago
    Q. What is a midget with down syndrome who shows up 10 minutes late for work?
    A. A little tardy.
  • flagooner
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    6 years ago
    I got skittlespox. I don't think they're contagious.
  • crazyjoe
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    6 years ago
    Hay Shailynn, read this out loud...

    I am sofa king we ta did
  • 4got2wipe
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    6 years ago
    You got an extra chromosome from a stripper? Brilliant!

    I caught it from a bidet in France. Now I've got an extra chromosome and a weirdo Inspector Clouseau accent. C'est no-brilliant!
  • Uprightcitizen
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    6 years ago
    I diddnt catch nothin (but my baseball). The guy who helped me find it in this clip says his name is"Twentyfive", funny name. I think that is Shailynn sitting with his crew in the beginning.

    Have you seen my baseball?

    https://youtu.be/QFq6VWVoL3U


  • twentyfive
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    6 years ago
    ^^^ Bet I get more from Mary than you do.
  • Uprightcitizen
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    6 years ago
    Lolz ;)
  • Cashman1234
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    6 years ago
    This is why I always bareback whores. It’s important to have a full sexual release.

    I thought I caught Down’s syndrome from this site - but a mix of Xanax and Bourbon seems to have cured me.

    Run Forrest - run!!!
  • ppwh
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    6 years ago
    It was this song for me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wA5NmQE…

    Or maybe it was this meme:

    https://www.flickr.com/photos/villagemem…

    It was around the same time and I'm not really sure.

    Now I'm down as fuck, though, snitches and bitches!
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