I finally read a post from SJG today. I always skip right past them. Today I accidentally read one. I didn't realize it was him until I reached his trademark signoff.
I actually agreed with what he said.
So then I decided that I would read some of his other posts today.
Whoa. Blew my mind. He has some revoutionary ideas when it comes to interacting with strippers. I am so mad at myself for missing out on his wisdom the past couple of years.
For those of you who bypass his posts as I have regrettably done, I encourage you to take a chance and open your mind to the teachings of a true savant.


Stay calm, flag. The men in the white coats should be there any minute now.....