Hola Mi Amigos! Stormy Daniels Coming To Tijuana

Hola Mi Amigos, Stormy Daniels will be dancing at my underground Mexican dancing hat club in 2 weeks. We have VIP Huffy bike parking and burritos smothered in gravy. We also have some really nice prostitutes that will lay in the bed and act like they are dead while you have sex with them. You gringos call that “like a dead fish” but down in Mexico we call that “like a dead cartel worker.”

Fun for all, we have blue pills, white powder, lean and meth. You can fuck a member of a-team, the b-team or the gay team, whatever you like.

Be sure to get a permission slip from your mom first though.