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Nicole 1994

What would it take to shut that dumb bitch up?

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This stripper's drawings shatter all myths about sex workers

I don't think that all myths are shattered, but some of the cartoons are pretty funny. https://www.someecards.com/news/news-story/this-strippers-drawings-shatter-all-myths-about-sex-workers/

Atlantis

Ford Heights, Illinois

Fun Time

Stopped at nearby Club 390 earlier in the afternoon, but it was relatively slow and not much of a selection of dancers fitting my taste. Decided to give Atlantis a try. Stopped in about 6…

Sugar Shack

Lake Geneva, Wisconsin

It’s Alright

Been to this club through a few iterations. Last visit was Thursday night after nine. Plenty of safe, free parking is the first plus for this club. I felt comfortable leaving my car and going…

Desiree's Preferred Gentlemen's Club

San Angelo, Texas

back to desiree

I went about 7:45P.M. They did not charge a cover. I went in and bought a $1.50 Coors l lite No one was dancing but I was not surprised, because they don’t open until 7:00P.M. …

New Black Lace

Lawrence, Massachusetts

Meh...

I went on a Friday afternoon and have been here before, so I know what typically to expect. Its a lingerie shop first and foremost. Deal is you go in and whomever is…

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The Real Reason People get Divorced is.....

Age gap, which explains why the possibility of true love and a marriage between a PL and a dancer is impossible. If you have a 1 year spousal age gap the divorce rate is 3%; a then year gap…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Had to kill time so I made a visit

It was early Monday afternoon... needed some time to kill before I attended to business in the area. Had no problems finding parking since it was so early in the day. I always…

King Henry VIII

Hawthorne, California

Better This Time

Last time I went here I got a mostly air dance from a new girl. This visit was better. I got the "handshake" from a curvy (not fat) dancer. A good grind, my hands were…

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Duo attacked, robbed woman outside downtown Cleveland strip club

This woman had a bad first date. https://www.cleveland.com/metro/index.ssf/2018/08/duo_attacked_robbed_woman_outs.html

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Nicole1994 loves her new profile pic on purple shirt with her big beautiful eyes

Not the pic before. Ok you're welcome..good nite. Nicole out

Snooty Foxx

Colorado Springs, Colorado

Much better new club

So this place is back to being a strip club after a couple years as a concert venue. Much better than the last time is was a SC! Clean, better girls and a…

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Why do strippers have so many tattoos?

Q Why do strippers have so many tattoos? A They don't like to feel naked.

Ragtime Gentlemen's Club

Woodland Park, New Jersey

Hit or miss

Decided to hit this place up before heading to the Hitching Post. This was my second time there and was better than the first time. Located in a decent area looks like a old house…

Savannah's On Hanna

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Great club, more about private dances than stage dancing.

This is a nice place. Kind of in a ghetto area to get there, but the club is clean, bouncers at the door, as usual. It's been a while but I believe cover was $20.…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Didn't Partake, but Still Best Deal Anywhere

Hadn't stopped by for awhile, so I wanted to see if there were any nice additions to the PM lineup. Well, the doorman seemed new, but most of the dancers (and there were at…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

A Couple New Faces

We beat the rush hour heat by stopping into our favorite Seattle club. Our eyes were still adjusting, but a new signed appeared to say they now have non-alcoholic beer along with the $11 bottomless…

Living Room

Dayton, Ohio

4 pm visit

i stopped in around 4pm to see what living room has to offer, its pretty much the same old stuff , did not have any lap dances, a dancer told me…

Fase Dos

Medellín, Colombia

Face Dos

I’ve been to Medellin 3 times in the last 12 months. I always stop by Face Dos at least once a trip. There is a small cover and the club is pretty nice inside.…

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Walking around the club after a LDK is like playing with house money

Ive posted this before, but take notes gents as the weekend is near. I intend to LDK at a club in NJ myself friday night. https://youtu.be/rnCiC6uSUIY?t=27m24s

Teasers, A Gentlemens Club

Flint, Michigan

Mostly boring

I gotta wrote this while it is fresh in my mind, and up front i have to say this club charging $25 VIP toll each time a customer goes back can not be good for…

Club Onyx

East St. Louis, Illinois

Now open on Sundays

I was in St. Louis this past weekend. I found out that Onyx is now open on Sundays, so I decided to check it out. Arrived around 11:30, parked in thelot outside of…

Maracaibo

Medellín, Colombia

Maracaibo

Maracaibo is in an area that seems a bit sketchy at night but I’ve gone to this club over a handful of times over my 3 visits to Medellin the past year with no issues.…

Tijuana

Tj

I am home and i feel sad it is that normal

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8 mile area in Detroit.

Any reason to venture up to the 8 mile area? Penthouse sounds like it's not what it used to be. Colesium? Has quite a few good reviews recently. Or just stay in Dearborn? That…

Ritz Cabaret

Baltimore, Maryland

The Hustle Crew has ruined Monday's

It's taken roughly 3 months since the Hustler's managers and dancers invaded Ritz Cabaret and ruined Monday night. Which really was the only good night to go in with half off deals and lots…

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There Goes The Neighborhood?

Ninabambina has been a long time consistent poster (luv her mean it). I'm really loving Nicespice and Zoey too. And Carolyn chimes in occasionally plus another dancer out of Jacksonville. So hypothetical question. If this was a "white flight" scenario,…

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PSA: Google (Android) Sync Warning

My girl was on my tablet which wouldn't be a problem but Google (Android) syncs all searches (but not in incognito mode so use that) and she browsed through them found this site and since Google has a wonderful feature…

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Cleveland 3AMer, Assualt/Robbery version

After drinking in one of the lower end strip clubs. https://www.cleveland.com/metro/index.ssf/2018/08/duo_attacked_robbed_woman_outs.html

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Chilled afternoon visit

I decided to pay this club a visit in the afternoon and see how it goes. This club has two entrances from two different streets. You can get it from either side. You don't need…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Part 2

I’m sorry I hit submit accidentally underneath from my phone before I could finish properly. Anyways as I was saying, after a half I got approached finally, & shooed a few girls away. I got…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Wow.

I’m on holidays in Orlando again, and this time I made it a mission to fix balky go see Follies. I arrived there at about 4 pm, and seriously considered parking across the street…

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Really TrollWarnBot??

Why you keep derailing threads with your shit? Are you even a REAL robot?

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Is it okay to break the golden rule if you have a strong head on your shoulders?

I'm in love with the girl. I don't completely support her (financially) but I can tell that her situation would be very different if it wasn't for me. I'm also in touch with reality. I accept it…

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Should I fuck a donkey??

So it’s well documented in TJ what the girls do there. SJG has explained it well for us I wonder whyyy they do it though? Do donkeys have better dicks? Do they play with your clit with their tails?? I wanna…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

Professional and quick

I read about this place so I decided to check it out. First off when driving there from the highway you will feel incomfortable. This area is ghetto and so don’t stop fully…

Devil's Triangle

Seattle, Washington

Awkward interaction!

Had 3 song dance with a busy dancer that was very good. Later was approached by beautiful spinner black dancer who asked if I wanted a tour of the place. I said sure…

Brandy's Gentlemen's Club

Fort Wayne, Indiana

Looking for hot...found not a lot...

I have lived a sheltered life for most of my life. I had always wanted to go to a strip club, but never had the nerve or gumption to do so. One day, my desire…

Tiki Theatre

Los Angeles, California

DIVINICUS GOES TO HOLLYWOOD Xymposium

oh man , oh boy, holy crud. This was a SUNDAY TRIP up to LA to check the sights. Sight seeing. Hollywood Bldv. Sunset Strip, etc. After walking the streets of HOLLYWOOD HALL OF FAME…

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Someone told me if I just don't say anything but continue 2 change my pics then

That's boring tho like who does that? Lmao

The Shady Lady

Salina, Kansas

First real review

First of all, this is the old Wild Wild West club in Salina. I think it's the last chance going west until you get to Denver. It's just south of I-70 and just…

Deja Vu presents Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Shreveport, Louisiana

Relaxing night out, not much happening...

We went to Deja Vu on a Friday night at around 8. I was with a buddy and we were looking for something to do while our kids were out with their friends. The Vu…

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Not worth the money

Came here on a Saturday night with a group of friends. Girls were amazing, mixed, easily will find what you are looking for. Great dances on the stages and girls constantly come by to talk.…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

Another good night!

This is a club I try to get to every time I'm in the area. I have only been disappointed one time out of the maybe 10-12 times I've been there. Wide range of ladies…

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Just agree with Cflock

Ok. I give up. I’ve seen references to this for a while and have been wondering. I thought I would pick up on the reference eventually, but I’m stumped. Who/what is “Cflock?”

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

Been a few months

Won’t go into detail about the club as we have all been here. The non smoking is great though! Another update to share if not said prior is that they have new couches in the…

Spearmint Rhino

Carter Lake, Iowa

A solid visit to the Rhino

Got to the club about 9pm after an afternoon golfing. $10 cover. There was a special - $1 beer until 10pm, it was $5.75 after that. The club itself is clean, and the dancers…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Vegas Trip Second Club

While was in Vegas I was at Sapphire on Saturday evening. Went there around 7pm and this was my second of two clubs I visited. There were easily over 100 girls working and most of…

Eden Cabaret

Pensacola, Florida

Nice smoke free bar

stopped in tuesday around 4:00pm. There was no cover and they have a 5 for $10 beer bucket special until 7 or 8. Its a great local place to get cheap beer and see titties.…

Spearmint Rhino

Van Nuys, California

Tits and air conditioning

A few years ago, this place was my favorite spot: beautiful women and plentiful extras. The women are still top notch, but the availability of extra things all but vanished. I still like stopping by…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

New York, New York

Tourist

The Hustler club in NYC isntmy favorite stripclub ever, but it got a lot going for it. Whats good is that there are 2 floors and the place physically looks clean not like those independent…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

North Hills, California

Below Average

I've been here twice in the last few years and had an ok time with opportunities for extras. Went back last Friday and this place has gone waaaaaaaaaay downhill. I didn't even feel safe parking…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Friendly dancers, but hard to get noticed much

This was actually a couple weeks ago, but I managed to come on an evening. It seems to have played out like my bro told me. As usual, it was a relaxed atmosphere where everyone…

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No such thing as a universal 8+

One thing I have learned from this forum is that guys taste in women is WAY more varied than I ever expected. For decades I have been on a bunch of car enthusiast forums where guys occasionally post and discuss…

Red Room

Baltimore, Maryland

Hot summer afternoon on the Block

Lowered myself down the Red Room stairs after an inconclusive visit to Club Harem and peeks in to Circus and Club Pussycat. Easily the busiest and best stocked with dancers club this PL saw on…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Tatianna Rocks!

Though I visit this club on a regular basis, it's been a while since I reviewed it, and since I rarely visit on a Saturday afternoon, this seemed to be a good opportunity. First, the basics: The…

Wild Mustang Gentlemen’s Club

Detroit, Michigan

Oof... Pantheion take over?

Been a while so i thought i would check it out. Today i am after lunch, so i figured lunch with a view is my worst case scenario. I could be wrong. Soo i arrive at…

Temptations Cabaret

Beaumont, Texas

So you want a reason to go to Beaumont?

If you've been sent to work in Beaumont, you gotta wonder what else there is to do in town. Answer: not much. But this club helps. Gave it a try on a weekday night, arriving around…

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Big reviews-should they be broken up

Got a big review coming, filled out 31 pages in a notebook, and have transcribed everything to my computer. Still have to clean it up, format it, rearrange parts, and remove parts, but it's really long. Should I…

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"Where you learn LDKing is not only a choice, but a lifestyle."

Would just like to salute the site owner for this great tagline. I have been LDKing so much that my cleaners asked me to start washing my shirts before I bring them in.

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Y viva Espana

Off to Barcelona soon for a few nights. So many great Latinas available from the region as well as South America. Check out the girls at girlsbcn.net and tell me who floats your boat? I'm having a dilemma choosing…

Pazzazz Show Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

Reopened but not exciting

Stopped by twice now since the reopening and name change. Arrived around 11pm both times. Only 2 dancers working both AA and both maybe 4's at best. The barmaid is a cute…

Pole Position

Mays Landing, New Jersey

Not My Cup of Tea

I visited late on a Saturday night. I pulled in and got a good chuckle out of the sign out front: "Congratulations, grads! We are hiring." Friendly guy outside, maybe catching a…

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How fast do you move on

I'm talking about those of us that engage in the chump game, exacerbating our frustration. I got a couple dances last time from a dancer I hadn't met before and she was changing it up a lot, so I asked if…

Stiletto's

New Brighton, Pennsylvania

Sexy dancers. Low pressure. club too dark though

Decided to give this club a try having not been in many years and was very pleasantly surprised. Local clubs are becoming fewer and the quality of what there still is has become rather…

Diamond Club

Bronx, New York

More upscale ain't better

I visited the club on a Thursday after 8pm. There was parking available out front. Sat at the bar ordered some beers. there was 3 ladies on stage twerking away. about 4 others doing the dollar parade.new…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

I Like the New Stage

Went to Adelita Bar late afternoon on a Monday. Had not been there since the stage was remodeled and I wanted to check it out. Basically it went from a stage with tables and a…

The Mpire Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Low-key daytime hangout

Mpire's daytime shift has gotten a little more consistent, thankfully,and they seem to have gotten past their staffing problems that often kept them closed until late in the afternoo . There're two specials that…

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I guess some PLs are very easily pleased

From a recent review of Big Daddy's in NOLA: "... Despite a number of clubs in the Quarter shutting down in recent months, Big Daddy's is still there, like an old reliable. This club and it's reputation are well documented here…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Vegas Trip

I went for 2 night 3 day trip to Vegas last month. As I heard amazing reviews about Spearmint Rhino in TUSCL and have called it one of the best clubs in Las Vegas. Called…

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Nicole1994 loves her new profile pic

My makeup look good tho .that's why. Lolol

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U cant say u only pay for girls to fuck u if u pay for them to pretend to like U

Lmao @rickdugan ..thats my clap back to u and all ur friends..

Centerfolds Boston

Boston, Massachusetts

Lots to look at, nothing to touch

Visited the club on Wednesday evening. Small, multi-floor venue made it feel packed and happening. Lots of pretty girls. Very professional feel to the club with vested bouncers and price signs.…

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Juice and GACA hang out and then he’s quiet

My theory is that the two of them had an experience like “The Hangover” and that GACA is tied up somewhere by accident and thus unable to get online.

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For those of you using SA--or thinking about it.

Now is the one of the best times of the year if not the best time to be looking at an influx of new accounts. Back to college as well as back to school for those with young children or…

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Looks like good ass eating with a little hot sauce

https://www.instagram.com/p/BmRDbYPgB1n/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=i4xztesifjsc

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Clean gun

So on this visit i found something that has been elusive, a dancer that i can have a good conversation with. I ordered a chicken parmesan, she was on stage so i gave her my…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Ehh

I use to like coming here but both recent times the strippers have been very aggressive. One tired to charge me 20 when I was told it was ten by the management and then when…

JR's Cabaret

Bronx, New York

Out of the Way Reliable Good Time

As mentioned before JR’s is tucked away in the North Bronx in an industrial area by I-95. It is one of the last of the all nude clubs in NYC, and the only one that…

Venom

Tucson, Arizona

Strikeout at Venom, but I’ll be back

So I felt the urge to visit Venom after work a couple weeks back. Had been to Venom before but during the mid-afternoon, and I wanted to see what the evening shift was like. Venom…

Dulce Gabbana

Tijuana, Baja California

Short Visit for Research Purposes

Was doing a lap around the local clubs with my Adelita Bar ATF in tow. After a fine meal at La Perla, we went to check out Dulce Gabbana about 8:00 pm on a Saturday…

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TUSCL FANTASY FOOTBALL UPDATE 1

Dear PLs: It looks like there are still 3 spots open for Fantasy Football. I need at least 1 more person to make it even at 14 spots. For those who requested to join and I PM’d please sign up through…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Decent times

An early Tuesday visit, dencently busy with girs and not too many customers. Usually this is a good combo. Girls I remember were Scarlett, Stacey, Kenzi, Jazz, Angelique, Kailey and Marie. Ended up getting dances…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Only Seems Worth It on Fridays and Saturdays

I was in TJ for three days, giving me the opportunity to check this place out multiple times at different parts of the day. Adelitas remains a solid alternative to HK, but the overall quality…

Venus Adult Superstore

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Pretty Decent

Went to the video section. Tried the viewing booth and had a wide variety also had a gloryhole for some extra fun. Dancers weren’t too much to sneeze at. The one kind of smelled a…

Candi Cabaret

Charlotte, North Carolina

Back to it

I went back here for the first time in a while and it was the same old place. there weren’t many girls working and again there was no cover but it was still OK. they…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Afternoon Stop

Mid-week, mid-afternoon stop. Ample parking, no attendant up front, so no cover. Super hot outside but ice cold air conditioning inside. No smoking, which is great since I needed to go back to the office…

Chicago Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Getting Better With Each Visit

I was in TJ for three days, giving me the opportunity to check this place out multiple times at different parts of the day. I'm happy to report that this place continues to pick up…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

It is open 24 hours, but .....

I can't believe I am going to do a moderately negative review on this club. But this is only about one time walking inside. Otherwise, I am a BIG fan of this…

Club Phoenix

North Sewickley, Pennsylvania

Very impressed

I thought I would give this place try as I was in the area checking out another club and it was on the way home. I have to say, once getting passed the…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Ashley

Saw a cute spinner named Ashley. She came over and we talked a bit and she seemed she would make me happy. Took her for a couple of $20 dances then she said we would…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

seasoned pro

Seems like yesterday but its been 10 years or so. Saphire she was just 18, and working her first day at carnival. Of course I couldn't resist, broke her in. She was a bit off…

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Medical marijuana

Is anybody taking legal pot? If so what are you taking it for and how well is it working. Is it covered by your medical insurance and what is it costing you. I have chronic back pain and am taking…

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Any new fun to be had in Atlanta

Looking for a Follies upgrade love the extras.

Platinum West

West Columbia, South Carolina

Not a bad place

The building is definitely in better shape than Platinum Plus was, it is much larger and more open. The full menu of food items I learned this week are offered later in the week…

Dreamgirls at Sodo

Seattle, Washington

an ok experience

I was in the town for some work and on one of the lonely nights, decided to go to one of the better rated club in the area. The club is close to safeco field…

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Nevada's #1 pimp loses license.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2018/08/09/nevada-pimp-running-for-state-assembly-loses-brothel-license.html

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Once a year may be..

The location is close to route 40, I 95, I 895. So easily accessible, however it is off the very bad part of route 40. So, be alert when you buy your liquor from a…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

First time back in about six months

Hadn't made a trip to the hi liter in awhile and was in the neighborhood. No cover no id check. Bouncer wanted to help me find a seat said I needed to hit the…

Fantasyland West

Bucyrus, Ohio

New girls

I hadn't been in the club in about 6 months so called before I headed up that way and was told there were six girls working (and 3 names that were new to me) so…

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Orlando 2AMer

ORLANDO, Fla. — A man was critically injured in a shooting early Thursday at an Orange County strip club, deputies said. Officials with the Orange County Sheriff’s Office said they were called to the Diamond Club on Semoran Boulevard around 2 a.m. When…

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Playing Micro Stakes poker to fund the Strip Clubs

Been playing a little over five years and have went from free rolls to $1,000 tournament Right now I'm at middle level playing $200-$500 on average But I play micro daily just to fund my $1,000 budget at fantastic strip clubs that…

Petticoat Junction

Mentor, Ohio

Still a neighborhood bar with some strippers

After not going to clubs for a while, I was talked into going here with a friend. We went in a Thu and Wed night a week apart. On the Wednesday there were literally two…

Club Femme Nu

Honolulu, Hawaii

Not as bad as they say

There seem to be a lot of reviews regarding this club that lean towards the extremes, as in extremely good or bad. I personally thought the club was relatively average. The cover charge was about…

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A Tour of San Jose

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LP4oJcMOO4&t=646s

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What does a stripper call "foreplay"?

Q. What does a stripper call "foreplay"? A. When her boyfriend tells her she better be in bed by the time he counts to 4.

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Sunnyvale, California

Cheetahs revisited

Cheetahs Stopped by for a quick visit while back in the Bay Area visiting family. My friend from high school and I have frequented this place since I was 22 (came here for my twenty second…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Still the King, but the other ZN clubs were worth going to :-)

This review covers my three day stay over the weekend... I'll be following up with reviews of Chicago and Adelitas. For the first time, I went down to TJ for a three day stay after only…

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Would it be easy or a bad idea to take cannibis across the border into Mexico?

To share, and not to sell.

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Hk

Anyone that is on the bubble of taking a trip to hk check out my avatar gfe hottub everything! Dont walk run

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Hk

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Maximus

Wichita Falls, Texas

Slow club

This club is pretty slow often times- I would know. The cover is $10, but I believe that guys that get there early pay no cover. Dances are $25 each, girl keeps $20 (as a…

King Henry VIII

Hawthorne, California

Great for the money!

First time visiting KH8 and I was pleasantly surprised. There were 6 dancers (all African American) in all shapes and sizes. Literally something for everyone. All the girls were nice and friendly. I was very…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

This place has really gone down hill

I went to the Hustler Club after having been away for a long time. This is probably my 10th time here and usually the pickins are pretty slim on a weekday night, but this Tuesday…

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

A solid mix

Went in on a Thursday during a tradeshow at Hershey. Solid mix of girls, about 12 total from a few different ethnicities. Three were solid 10s. Dances are strange, $10 min, but…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

First time visit to wait out traffic

I had a meting nearby so I decided to check this place out. It looked like there was a valet out front, but I parked myself and walked right in. no cover at 5pm so…

Pink Pussycat Lounge

Hudson, Florida

Afternoon visit

After not visiting Lollipops for a long time, I thought I would try it out. Well, it will be while before my next visit, if at all. As I walked in, a girl…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

July Visits

I had business in Philly over a couple of different weeks in July and since I do not travel there often anymore (did so at one time years ago) I thought I would canvass a…

Big Daddy's

New Orleans, Louisiana

Still Standing

Despite a number of clubs in the Quarter shutting down in recent months, Big Daddy's is still there, like an old reliable. This club and it's reputation are well documented here and elsewhere, but every…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Not bad

I pulled in shortly after opening, around 8pm or so. Plenty of parking available on the side. The place is in an industrial area, so safety isn't really a concern. I walked in and it…

Club Rouge

Portland, Oregon

portland stop

Visited club on Tues night, arriving at 11:30pm. Cover $5. Domestic bottle $4. Good service from bartender and waitress. Club smaller than expected. Large stage in center w/ 2 poles. Small bar and small seating area…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Successful fishing trip

The reference to fishing here vs, shooting fish in a barrel at the P.O. is spot on. Sometimes with a little encouragement one of the shy college girl types will take matters into her…

Angels Gentlemen's Club

Kalamazoo, Michigan

Can be hit or miss...

Like a lot of places, this place can range anywhere from mediocre to pretty awesome depending on time of day and day of the week. I've been to this place for a few bachelor parties,…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

SINDAY Fun

Been too long since my last Sunday visit. But this more then made up for it. Parked in the huge lot which is free. Arrived just a bit past 7. Avoided the 10 dollar…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Wow

Just a large, depressing drop off for this club. I know the summer heat takes away some of the customers and the dancers go too but damn I was there about an hour and…

Little Darlings

Lemon Grove, California

It's been a minute...

I haven't frequented Lil Darlings in a minute.. Actually been a good 7 years or so..My go to is another local establishment that you can figure out from my reviews.. When you roll up to…

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OT: DUI suspect allegedly tells police she shouldn't be arrested because she's a

Seems like a reasonable defense to me. Plus her mug shot is hot! https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/dui-suspect-allegedly-tells-police-shouldnt-arrested-shes-clean-thoroughbred-white-girl-005705323.html

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Nyc or Atlantic City

I’m on the east coast and am debating going to work in one of those two places. Thoughts? Experiences? Favorite clubs?

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68 Year Old Stud - for MisterWonderful

Richard Gere, married a 35 year old, gonna be a dad. Stud. https://www.yahoo.com/news/richard-gere-set-become-father-094016227.html I'm guessing he has several million dollars more than MisterWonderful has in his bank account, that sure helps picking up a 35 year old. She…

Devil's Triangle

Seattle, Washington

Almost good experience

This was my second visit to a club in Seattle and i was disappointed; yet again I went there Thursday night. The front desk charged me $22.50 entry fee; or some odd amount like that;…

Castaways Gentleman's Club

Duncannon, Pennsylvania

An average experience

This was a nice visit. Nothing too special though. I think this club caters much more to the VIP area than to the stage performances. Initially when I walked in…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Consistent Period

The daytime shift is consistent, period. I come in, adjust my eyes, pay the manager 12 bucks and sit down. I get approached by friendly and engaged dancers. Not 10's, but not 5's either. I…

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making money.

OK I'm an old fart gringo. 68. yeah I need to lose 40 pounds. and find that six pack that's been hiding under that keg of a belly. I think I still have game however with the…

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Social Media Observation

So to start of 2018 I removed any public account of myself from all social media. I still have an Instagram account and follow national and local business, interests and the dirty sluts that Juice posts on here. I…

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LDK Stories?

- What you wear? - The girl's size - How did it happen? - How much you pay/tip? - Any strategies?

Frankie's Rest-A-Bit Tavern

Mine Hill Township, New Jersey

Same old, old women

I like the Rest a Bit for it's neighborhood bar feel. Safe off the street parking behind the building, the bar feels like a kinda wild neighborhood bar if the neighbors were very slutty…

Club Rouge

Portland, Oregon

Hot young dancers

OMG. I love young perky girls, and this place had them in spades. I was there on a Wednesday morning, and as I walked in there were five girls under 21 along the right side…

Club 76

Youngstown, Ohio

A waste of time

I was out drinking with a few friends and we decided to check this place out. I honestly don't think I have ever been to a more boring strip club in my life. The only…

Dandy Dan's

Denver, Colorado

Neighborhood Bar with Titties

This is just a large neighborhood bar with a couple of stages with so-so dancers. If you want to get a beer some afternoon, this place serves its purpose. No really outstanding dancers…

The LumberYard

Des Moines, Iowa

Decent Place in Des Moines

For some reason clubs in Des Moines seem hard to find (meaning they are off the beaten path). The Lumber Yard in Des Moines is no exemption.....it is tucked away in an industrial area…

Misty's at Drunk Horse Pub

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Overall Good Time

I stopped in at dhp at around 3:30 in the afternoon. this is a strip club by day and are regular bar at night that has bands and other special events. there was about 8…

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Reviews of a different kind.

I was just wondering if the strippers review the customers to others. You know like don't waste your time on him, blah blah.

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South Park Fans Jonas Brothers White Foam

Any South Park fans? I discovered a little while ago that the Jonas Brothers actually did frequently spray white foam on their primarily female concert goers. Here's a clip of the foam spraying from one of their concerts: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6kefZze9Ks Some quotes from…

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When Trolls become pitiful

The fact that someone trolls is really not something I understand but I am amazed when they keep it up after they have obviously been identified as such and aren't seen as comic relief or creative. We know that Nicole…

The Vegas Club

Darien, Wisconsin

Need to upgrade the quality

Always have enjoyed Vegas Gentlemen's club in one way or another .. almost without fail with maybe one exception. Well unfortunately this was exception #2. Back on the road with my strip club mate and…

Peyton's Play Pen

Brooklyn, New York

Good Lowkey Club

I came in on a Friday night with one of my girlfriends (I am female) as we were thinking of auditioning here. When we walked up we were greeted by a nice bouncer asking…

Angels Gentlemen's Club

Kalamazoo, Michigan

Whoa!

I walked into Angels and looked around. The stage setup was a little different than I usually see. It was very long. Like a catwalk with a pole on each end. Guy at the door…

The Candy Shop

Atlanta, Georgia

Club Seduction

This club is formerly, Candy Shop. Candy Shop closed down and re-opened as, " Seduction". Same shitty ass strip club like b4. 2 dancers on deck from 11:00 pm-1 am. Lol. 3 patrons in club…

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Caliente Casino - Zona Norte

Hong Kong and the other clubs that make up Zona Norte are a lot of fun. But if you stay there for 2-3 or more days, you can get a little bored. You can't…

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Piggybacking from a comment on Hotspots out West

"While a few places in Portland still offer dances at $20, most have gone to $40 or 3 for $100. " Here in PHX dances are $10 on the floor and $20, $25, $30 (chirsties) in VIP depending where you go.…

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White girls at follies be like

https://www.instagram.com/p/BlwstnxgV9V/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=7k0fx46eiwpe

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A little dawgie style anyone ?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BmOMOu1BTky/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=ws8ynw5vm7kk

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Edit: what I really meant to say was that u guys pay for women to PRETEND they l

...not that u pay them to like u. .like who pays for. Person to pretend to like them?? Just mastrubate at home lol

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Anyone know of good rub and tugs in the Northeast?

I know there are sites like rubmaps but I’m not into paying a monthly fee, hoping you guys can help me out. Anyone know of good rub and tug places in New England area where either the girls are young…

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What a loser!

I guess I have a new type to add to my making it rain article. I can't believe nobody posted this story yet. https://www.hotnewhiphop.com/50-cent-explains-why-he-took-back-strip-club-money-poor-customer-service-news.56713.html

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FANTASY FOOTBALL SIGN UP

As discussed before, I have started a Fantasy Football League for TUSCL. There is a max of 16 slots, and 8 slots are still open. For the people that have expressed interest, I have sent you PMs on how to…

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What do strippers and tornadoes have in common?

Q. What do strippers and tornadoes have in common? A. They both end up in trailer parks.

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Maybe some insight into the method of a mad mane

This is an excerpt from my latest manuscript of that Greensboro NC trip with John "Once at the club I order my water and red bull.. this is my go to.... saw a older man near the stage well dressed waving…

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Amazing Makeup Transformation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=70&v=fxx3oTYRF3c

Tijuana

You love Mexico Tijuana

How many of you fell in love after experiencing Tijuana that US clubs felt pointless afterwards ? I know i did .

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Yall are crazy omg cuz y'all pay for female attention

Lol.

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Crazyjoe Drives in Atlanta

Real video of him driving in Atlanta https://youtu.be/6R__cRZAVCA

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This is what happens when you hump too many farm animals

https://www.tuscl.net/profile.php?id=207075

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This is the way I imagine the Strip Club Locker Room.

https://youtu.be/cN2VCBTYgHI

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Best ways to clean up between girls

This is an issue for guy's that can pop more than once like myself Obvious way is to leave clean up in the hotel and return... but if you don't want to leave or just not close enough what's the…

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What would the Rickyboy system be ti run for public office?

https://youtu.be/Dt_3yiTOMb4 He would suck as many dicks as it takes. He wants to be a friend and not (hahaha) in a gay way. He strokes managers and greases bouncers so this cums easy for the turd

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Hot spots out west ?

So we all know the on the east coast the hot spots are Detroit, Miami and Atlanta What's the key spots out West ?

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Is Hotel Cascadas part of Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club for the purposes of reviews

For instance, is it acceptable to write a lot about the hotel itself since it plays such a large role in the experience you have at Hong Kong?

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Magic tricks at the stage

I saw an old man make a dollar bill float .... funny thing was he never gave it away either lol

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Conversation with a hiring manager

So I was auditioning for this club. Apparently I’ve been working in chaos, lol. Me: So how does this schedule thing work? I’m confused. Manager: You just say what days you want to work. We require at least three days…

Wild Wild West Gentlemen's Club

Salina, Kansas

Reopened under new ownership and management as "Shady Lady".

Reopened under new ownership and management as "Shady Lady".

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Hooters

I took a big shit at Hooters today. I am still shitting as I am typing this

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Is Elizabeth Hurley the ultimate MILF?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BmLenrDF4me/ I'm not really a MILF guy but for 53 years old, damn. She is gonna give Shailynn Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

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A tit to go with your taco?

A man is facing charges after police say he assaulted a store clerk in downtown Austin before stealing a taco. On Sunday morning, police responded to a robbery call from the Royal Blue Grocery at 609 Congress Ave. The clerk told officers a…

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You thought it was safe to fuck your favorite stripper?

Did you think it was safe (at least safer) to fuck your favorite stripper since you used a condom? Durex recalls condoms over 'burst pressure' issue - wjla.com/news/nation-world/durex-recalls-condoms-in-germany-over-burst-pressure-issue

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Clothed Dances?

Are there bars and non strip club venues that offer dances from women in their bikinis etc.? I have a client who is opening a beach club and wanted to have a room/side club. Is that legal? Does that exist?…

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Midget Strippers

I’ve seen strippers of just about every size, shape and color imaginable. I’ve seen porkers that made the pole vibrate uncontrollably. I’ve seen 10s. I’ve seen 5s. Lots of 5s. I’ve seen strippers who recently…

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The Juice System

Here’s how it works. A cutie takes the stage. Blond, adorable B cups, good attitude. I break from talking to Juice and go tip her. I give her $3. Nothing out of the ordinary. I have…

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OT: Mission Impossible - Fallout

Saw the flic this weekend, and it is fantastic, a must see. With all the crazy stunts he does, it's hard to believe that Tom Cruise is in his mid-fifties. He's in great shape, of course, but he…

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How dancers feel about ricks system

https://www.instagram.com/p/BZn7z1kgldn/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=ugyhch05cd9e

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Proof it only tskes 3 1/2 inches to please a woman

https://www.instagram.com/p/BkhtFhGAMn9/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=ghzp1ftqdp6x

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What do cue balls and Mexican strippers have in common?

Q. What do cue balls and Mexican strippers have in common? A. The harder you hit them the more English you get out of them.

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I have a confession

The three days I was in Greensboro NC I was fucking the room service lol You can't make this Shit up So day one I'm chilling in my room in the morning watching sports center.. then I get a knock at the…

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My clubbing shedule lol

November eight and ninth I'll be at Greensboro NC Treasure Club November tenth I'll be at Charlotte Gold Club Jan twenty-four I'll be in Miami at Tootsies Also around this time I'll be in Tampa at a club currently unknown... I'll figure it…

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How comfee are you if

Your in a over crowded VIP room and your dancer is trying hard to get you off Weather its a LDK, blow job, hand job or full sex You still have an audience and your dick may be exposed On a scale with…

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Pissing a dancer off on purpose

Just to have aggressive make up sex Love this Shit

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I am still a virgin

How do I go about having sex? How does this work?

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What is your best stripclubs experience you think you should share with others?

Sharing experiences stops you from judging others. When you share an opinion or advice, you're judging the other person. When you share an experience you’re telling a story, and providing an opportunity for them to learn from your experiences. They can…

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Just Had a Stripper Try to Motorboat Me

I guess one of my favs is getting too comfortable because halfway through our LD session she tried to motorboat me, in front of 3 other dancers/customers. Im a pretty athletic guy so she wasnt able to accomplish the task,but…

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Can someone cook 4 me

Thx ..very tired

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Mamisan

I have missed your posts. How is cousin buffet going? Everything good?

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Flight Club

Anyone got a price list so I don’t go there and get jacked or jack up prices worse? PM me

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We should have an official meet up always every six months

Jan should always be Miami then July should always be Detroit Even if it’s never officially... this will be the clubbing schedule I’ll try and keep

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FS at the bar club

in NJ we have a club called Vics where you can secretly get FS literally at the bar.Its been like this for decades, but Ive wondered is there any other club in America where this happens?

BX Club (Beyond Xpectations)

Atlantic City, New Jersey

Be careful of the scam artist bouncers working here. While

Be careful of the scam artist bouncers working here. While waiting for your change they will deliberately distract you with questions hoping you'll forget the money they owe you. It's a common practice here. It's best to pay with exact…

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Mutual naked dances

Yes this is a real thing...pm me if you want the down low...and yes it leads into extra's It's amazing... the feeling of my flesh against hers.. feeling her wetness on my cock and so on and so forth you got…

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Making it rain in reverse. Real class. :)

https://www.hotnewhiphop.com/50-cent-explains-why-he-took-back-strip-club-money-poor-customer-service-news.56713.html

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For the guys that dont understand how to get OTC or ITC

They will literally ask you ... if your in a club that no girl has asked you then stop wasting your time and find a new club if this is what you seek I learned this the hard way and wasted…

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Countryman5434

Bring one of those girls in your avatar for my birthday, Christmas or whatever. Daaaammmnnn!

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Your peaking your peaking

During the floor dances GACA yells this at me... did he see my cock ?