Didn't Partake, but Still Best Deal Anywhere

Hadn't stopped by for awhile, so I wanted to see if there were any nice additions to the PM lineup. Well, the doorman seemed new, but most of the dancers (and there were at least a dozen, with maybe just a few more customers) were the same old, same old. I like spinners and slim honeys, but on Wednesday, other than maybe two or three, they mostly had too much junk in the trunk for me. To each their own, I guess. One exception was the tiny dancer with braces who looks like she's about 15 years old. And there were two others that almost got a rise out of me, but I passed. However, even though I kept my wallet in my pocket, PM is still probably the best value in the entire strip club universe. I mean, for 60 bucks you get everything you need. I'll be back.