The Juice System
JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
Here’s how it works.
A cutie takes the stage. Blond, adorable B cups, good attitude. I break from talking to Juice and go tip her. I give her $3. Nothing out of the ordinary. I have to leave early so a couple of lap dances is all I want.
Then Juice goes up to tip her. I think yeah, right, Juice can never compete against John Smith. So I call to Juice as he walks up to the stage and tell him that I tipped her $3 so he’s gonna have to top that if he wants her. Juice mumbles something about how he can’t compete against that kind of shit.
The girl approaches the big guy. He holds out a single dollar. That’s right. One measly dollar. I feel sorry for Juice because I know she’s gonna chose me.
But I cant believe what she does for that dollar. She immediately wraps her legs around Juice and starts doing ducking motions with her body. Juice is all the fuck over her. The treatment he gets is better than a lot of lap dances. For a single dollar she spends 2-3 minutes with him.
After her stage set is over she walks around the room to thank those who tipped her. She saves Juice for last, and thirty seconds later he’s holding her hand and leading her off to the the lap dance room. I’m left sitting in my seat searching desperately for a redhead to ease the pain. But there was no redhead to be found.
I have no ducking idea how he does it. But it’s not his money. For some reason this girl was all over him. I’m sure she made him completely forget all about Jackie.
A cutie takes the stage. Blond, adorable B cups, good attitude. I break from talking to Juice and go tip her. I give her $3. Nothing out of the ordinary. I have to leave early so a couple of lap dances is all I want.
Then Juice goes up to tip her. I think yeah, right, Juice can never compete against John Smith. So I call to Juice as he walks up to the stage and tell him that I tipped her $3 so he’s gonna have to top that if he wants her. Juice mumbles something about how he can’t compete against that kind of shit.
The girl approaches the big guy. He holds out a single dollar. That’s right. One measly dollar. I feel sorry for Juice because I know she’s gonna chose me.
But I cant believe what she does for that dollar. She immediately wraps her legs around Juice and starts doing ducking motions with her body. Juice is all the fuck over her. The treatment he gets is better than a lot of lap dances. For a single dollar she spends 2-3 minutes with him.
After her stage set is over she walks around the room to thank those who tipped her. She saves Juice for last, and thirty seconds later he’s holding her hand and leading her off to the the lap dance room. I’m left sitting in my seat searching desperately for a redhead to ease the pain. But there was no redhead to be found.
I have no ducking idea how he does it. But it’s not his money. For some reason this girl was all over him. I’m sure she made him completely forget all about Jackie.
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You gotta admit, since I’ve met you both, Juice has an innocence about him. You never know that stripper may be thinking “I’m gonna take this young fellow back for some dances and I bet he’ll have the time of his life,” where looking at you, or me, or some other older guys here, she’s thinking “this old pro is gonna try to get me to give him a BJ or he’s gonna try to get me to meet him outside the club, and I just don’t feel like dealing with that tonight.”
For years I’ve written reviews from clubs others just can’t believe the shit I’m pulling off... hell im going to be honest even I don’t understand this....
Hell the next night with Vikings I had a dancer sucking my cock during the no touch normal dances lol
Shalynne never has seen me inside a strip club and seen how I am with hoes.... his only seen me with civilian ladies at Applebee...lol
GACA saw something similar to that in Charlotte the night before
I can’t wait to meet more of you to have more memories and laughs....
Hell maybe it’s my baby blue eyes
Whether it’s Juice’s innocence - his blue eyes - or his use of phonics - it all works to attract strippers like flies on shit!
I respect The System - and I respect Juice’s innate ability to attract loose women too!
BTW pussy poseur
Any bets regarding juicebox69's ability to get a brilliant dance with nothing but Monopoly money?
This weird fenominon started in my thirty and has been picking up momintim as I get closer to forty
Again even I’m confused on what’s actually going on lol
Nevertheless I’m getting a biscuit and sopping this shit up
Proud of you mane!