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A tit to go with your taco?

whodey
Fat bastard that can afford to fuck hot strippers
Tuesday, August 7, 2018 11:36 AM
A man is facing charges after police say he assaulted a store clerk in downtown Austin before stealing a taco. On Sunday morning, police responded to a robbery call from the Royal Blue Grocery at 609 Congress Ave. The clerk told officers a white male with curly, blond hair wearing a striped polo shirt, brown shorts, and a brown bandage around his wrist had entered the store and grabbed one taco. According to an affidavit, when the clerk said, "Is that it? That'll be $3.25," the man reached across the counter and grabbed her left breast. The victim then grabbed the suspect's arm and yelled, "What the f---, man?" The suspect wiggled away from her grip and ran out of the door with the taco. Court documents say the victim gave chase briefly before going back inside the store to compose herself. When she went outside for a cigarette, she spotted the suspect at the intersection of Seventh Street and Congress Avenue. She walked toward the suspect and took a photo of him before he ran off behind the Stephen F. Austin hotel.

8 comments

  • Warrior15
    6 years ago
    She asked " Is that it?" He was just trying to tell her what else he wanted ? After her reaction, he changed his mind.
  • MrBater2010
    6 years ago
    Maybe he wanted a Horchata with the Taco
  • MackTruck
    6 years ago
    Did he get the taco shits later?
  • MackTruck
    6 years ago
    Did he get the taco shits later?
  • gawker
    6 years ago
    Maybe he was telling her he left tit on the bus.
  • TJ Lee
    6 years ago
    Poor guy, should have come to TJ HK to grab tit and taco for $1/ea.
  • JuiceBox69
    6 years ago
    LMFAO
  • crazyjoe
    6 years ago
    This is what happens when you hump too many farm animals
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