The three days I was in Greensboro NC I was fucking the room service lol
You can't make this Shit up
So day one I'm chilling in my room in the morning watching sports center.. then I get a knock at the door
Room service
I say I'm good
She says you need to open this door
I was like WTF lol whatever
I head to the door and yep it's a beautiful green eyed black lady with round C cups... I can tell from her eyes dilating and the flection in her voice changing she liked what she has seen in this ol country boy
Well I shoot a joke about fluffing my pillow and she says you got fifty lol
Well I fucked her once a day for three days then she cleaned my room
Damn she gave made head
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last commentYou've been watching too much porn. I hate to think what will happen if you get a pizza delivered.
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LMFAO... stop giving me bad ideas
I'm always thinking about sex and food lol
Let's just hope I never get a lady pizza delivery guy
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Dear Penthouse Forum...
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No ducking way Juice was staying in a hotel that had room service.
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Stay tuned for tomorrow's installment where Juice admits to greasing the Arby's manager to the tune of $20 and then fucking all the kitchen staff for $20 apiece. Then making his way to the drive through lady and fucking her while she's taking orders
Turns out they really dig "gots the meats" jokes at Arby's!
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Lol that’s just ridiculous
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A female comes to Juice’s room - offering food - and he initially says - No?
That’s the least believable part of that fable!
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Think that was my sister
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May not be that farfetched - not long ago TUSCLer RTP posted about the girl working at the CVS near his hotel that propositioned him and she left the store and fucked him at his hotel (another TUCLer I know subsequently hooked up with the same girl).
Could be Juice was staying at a seedy hotel where tricks are turned.
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@JohnSmith69, is it at all surprising that juice would confuse maid service with room service? I'm not sure juice is used to paying for entire nights rather than by the hour.
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Fucking the maid. Brilliant!
You're the man juicebox69!
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I do have one question for you juicebox69: are you 100% sure you weren't just watching this porno?
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Because I could see how watching that might give a confusing message about hotel maid service!
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