Walking around the club after a LDK is like playing with house money

Fucking amazing! Love this clip! Dudes just sitting around casually talking about LDKs on a live air broadcast. If I would've seen this 5 years ago I wouldn't have felt so bad. I thought for sure that I was the only one who would actually cum off just a simple grind. Come to find out plenty of people get down like that.

Dude was tripping though when he said he went outside and showed his friends the mess in his pants. That's going too far..... definitely breaking a man rule.

The guy who told the story of how his helmet was poking out so the cum got all over the dancer's dress? Similar thing happened this weekend to me in Vegas. Except the dancer herself pulled little TFP out of my shorts so she knew what the result was gonna be. Sad thing is, after I came (can't call it an LDK because it was out) I think she got in trouble. Not a second after I left we left the VIP area security came up to her and said the boss wanted to see her. I thought I was gonna be in trouble for sure but he said nothing to me. I was out of that club and in a taxi within the next 45 seconds. Review of that visit coming soon btw.

Surprising candor.

Yeah that show was a classic. It only took me 2 visits to a strip club to master LDK. Luckily the first club I visited was pretty rauncy. During one of my first lap dances the girll complained that my jeans were uncomofrtable to grind on and if Id come back in gym pants she would give me a HJ. After that experience it was strictly LDK and up for me.

@sirlapdancealot you sir are a legend.I have a girl that likes to "Claim me" by grinding on me barside. This usually keeps the other girls from getting my attention. Ill see if I can LDK this way. What makes it hot is she keeps grinding away while checking her instagram and text messages.

NJBalla and SirLDAlot - I respect your insights. You have a system to LDK and remain comfortable after - so it’s a very enjoyable experience. SirLDAlot has some incredibly hot faves too - who know how to work an LDK out.

Very good information here.

So, I'm not an LDK guy and I don't like telling people that they're having fun wrong. I mean, if you like it, the dancer doesn't mind, and you're saving cash, then it's all good. That said, blowing a load in your pants is not a lifestyle and it's not 3D chess.

Honestly, almost nothing going on in a strip club is 3D chess.

Are they talking about Juice in that video segment?

^Wouldnt be surprised. He's well known in these parts. Legend has it juice LDK's so much the bouncer thought he threw up on himself.

First world problem indeed, sounds like they are close lookswise. id just remember who makes you leave the club feelng the best. Ive had many sad drives home after not spending much and have tipped girls an extra $40 for blowing my mind. A good lapdance will quench your urge for lapdances for a short period of time so it kind of pays for itself.

Actually lol to think of it Im running into the same problem tonight. One american 7 who looks like noelle easton and provides the best GFE LD i can get in NJ. The other fav is an latina 7 from miami who provides great barside chat and basically holds onto my dick for 10 minutes until I agree to go for a LD. I've been leaning towards the noelle easton girl lately. My strategy is pretty complex. They both work night shift, but i know noelle easton gets in around 8 and the latina gets in around 8:30, so i basically have a 30 minute window to get in there and leave happy. The pros of this strategy is the noelle easton girl smells like she just got out of the shower every time.

Great minds must think alike @sirlapdancealot. Just got back from a great LDK. I was 0 for 2 with my favs both not showing up, but luckily this left a position open for a new girl I have been eyeing for the past month. She looks like she could be rosario dawson's daughter but is much curvier. All the rookies in the club sheepishly tipped dollars to get her attention, but I walked up to her and told her ive been eyeing her my past few visits and id be up for 5 songs. She's a FOTB newbie so while her LD skills weren't great she was happy to make up for it in mileage. Dance ended with a strong LDK. I didnt even tip, but paying for 5 songs made her day. Its not the club where you walk around after a LDK, but if I was there with some buddies I think I could have spent the rest of the night sharing a drink with her after she freshened up.

^yeah id love to break her in if she starts doing VIP sessions.