Walking around the club after a LDK is like playing with house money

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• TFP

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  6 years ago

  Fucking amazing! Love this clip! Dudes just sitting around casually talking about LDKs on a live air broadcast. If I would've seen this 5 years ago I wouldn't have felt so bad. I thought for sure that I was the only one who would actually cum off just a simple grind. Come to find out plenty of people get down like that.
  
  Dude was tripping though when he said he went outside and showed his friends the mess in his pants. That's going too far..... definitely breaking a man rule.
  
  The guy who told the story of how his helmet was poking out so the cum got all over the dancer's dress? Similar thing happened this weekend to me in Vegas. Except the dancer herself pulled little TFP out of my shorts so she knew what the result was gonna be. Sad thing is, after I came (can't call it an LDK because it was out) I think she got in trouble. Not a second after I left we left the VIP area security came up to her and said the boss wanted to see her. I thought I was gonna be in trouble for sure but he said nothing to me. I was out of that club and in a taxi within the next 45 seconds. Review of that visit coming soon btw.
• PaulDrake

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  6 years ago

  Surprising candor.
• SirLapdancealot

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  6 years ago

  To me playing with house money is when you get an LDK without paying for dances. I have done this with my ATF DS and her backup CF. Both times it was after an LDK from dances. I was finishing my drink before leaving and because both faves are cool with just hanging out they sat on my lap at the bar and danced and grinded on it as I gave them a back and ass rub. As I rubbed their asses I used them to simultaneously massage my hard cock until I LDKed. LOL not soon after I finished my drink, hugged them good-bye, and went home. Like playing with house money for sure.
• NJBalla

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  6 years ago

  Yeah that show was a classic. It only took me 2 visits to a strip club to master LDK. Luckily the first club I visited was pretty rauncy. During one of my first lap dances the girll complained that my jeans were uncomofrtable to grind on and if Id come back in gym pants she would give me a HJ. After that experience it was strictly LDK and up for me.
• NJBalla

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  6 years ago

  @sirlapdancealot you sir are a legend.I have a girl that likes to "Claim me" by grinding on me barside. This usually keeps the other girls from getting my attention. Ill see if I can LDK this way. What makes it hot is she keeps grinding away while checking her instagram and text messages.
• SirLapdancealot

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  6 years ago

  @NJBalla LOL my ATF DS does the same exact thing. She is always absorbed in her phone as much as I'm absorbed in playing with my boner with her ass cheeks. Seriously bro you are in the "pole position" to get that LDK at the bar. LOL house money, baby!
• Cashman1234

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  6 years ago

  NJBalla and SirLDAlot - I respect your insights. You have a system to LDK and remain comfortable after - so it’s a very enjoyable experience. SirLDAlot has some incredibly hot faves too - who know how to work an LDK out.
  
  Very good information here.
• Call.Me.Ishmael

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  6 years ago

  So, I'm not an LDK guy and I don't like telling people that they're having fun wrong. I mean, if you like it, the dancer doesn't mind, and you're saving cash, then it's all good. That said, blowing a load in your pants is not a lifestyle and it's not 3D chess.
  
  Honestly, almost nothing going on in a strip club is 3D chess.
• shailynn

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  6 years ago

  Are they talking about Juice in that video segment?
• NJBalla

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  6 years ago

  ^Wouldnt be surprised. He's well known in these parts. Legend has it juice LDK's so much the bouncer thought he threw up on himself.
• SirLapdancealot

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  6 years ago

  Fuck. I have two faves working the same shift later today. I'm gonna have to tell one of them sorry I am there for the other when I have already told both of them I come there for her. LMAO it's a first world LDK problem. Do I go with the perfect 10 Russian brunette hottie that charges a little more or my 9 blonde spinner that gives me the best rate and doesn't expect tips? Thinking of also LDKing and getting dances with both of them in series.
• NJBalla

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  6 years ago

  First world problem indeed, sounds like they are close lookswise. id just remember who makes you leave the club feelng the best. Ive had many sad drives home after not spending much and have tipped girls an extra $40 for blowing my mind. A good lapdance will quench your urge for lapdances for a short period of time so it kind of pays for itself.
• NJBalla

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  6 years ago

  Actually lol to think of it Im running into the same problem tonight. One american 7 who looks like noelle easton and provides the best GFE LD i can get in NJ. The other fav is an latina 7 from miami who provides great barside chat and basically holds onto my dick for 10 minutes until I agree to go for a LD. I've been leaning towards the noelle easton girl lately. My strategy is pretty complex. They both work night shift, but i know noelle easton gets in around 8 and the latina gets in around 8:30, so i basically have a 30 minute window to get in there and leave happy. The pros of this strategy is the noelle easton girl smells like she just got out of the shower every time.
• SirLapdancealot

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  6 years ago

  My ATF DS is built like Noelle Easton but blonde instead and yeah she is a sensual GFE LDK stripper. Best LDKs ever. With a thicker and buxom stripper she doesn't have any bony parts so almost every part of her body feels good to rub against. And to me it's her body combined with good service that makes her my ATF DS. My other three backup faves are fitness model and spinner types with great bodies too, but again sometimes their body parts don't feel as good. Even though my #2 gives the absolute best service ever, she's #2 because she doesn't have the body type of ATF DS. But LOL @NJBalla she's like your Latina that just grabs your dick and so I keep cumming back for more. The girl doesn't give me GFE, she gives me PSE (Porn Star Experience). I love her BJs and balls rubbing OTP.
• SirLapdancealot

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  6 years ago

  Blonde spinner 9 won the day today. It was fate. She came off the stage just as I arrived. Came up to me immediately at the bar. She dick teased me at the bar for 30 minutes and then I get three dances for $70 flat prepay fee and LDK hard with her. As I have seen her over the last two weeks she keeps getting better and better with each visit. She does not shy away ever from stroking her pussy lips OTP all up and down my hard cock in numerous ways which is the hallmark of a good LDK stripper. A camel toe slider. She also let me do a lot of the controlling and grinding myself. In four visits she is getting better and better at knowing the things I like.
  
  I didn't stay long after but as I finished my drink I did see Russian perfect 10 hottie on my way out and told her I got tied up as soon as I got there so I would see her next time. I think she was understanding. And no, to confirm, it didn't feel like I was playing with house money. But I left happy nonetheless.
• NJBalla

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  6 years ago

  Great minds must think alike @sirlapdancealot. Just got back from a great LDK. I was 0 for 2 with my favs both not showing up, but luckily this left a position open for a new girl I have been eyeing for the past month. She looks like she could be rosario dawson's daughter but is much curvier. All the rookies in the club sheepishly tipped dollars to get her attention, but I walked up to her and told her ive been eyeing her my past few visits and id be up for 5 songs. She's a FOTB newbie so while her LD skills weren't great she was happy to make up for it in mileage. Dance ended with a strong LDK. I didnt even tip, but paying for 5 songs made her day. Its not the club where you walk around after a LDK, but if I was there with some buddies I think I could have spent the rest of the night sharing a drink with her after she freshened up.
• SirLapdancealot

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  6 years ago

  @NJBalla a high mileage baby stripper is awesome LDK potential. She will get better with time. And sounds like you have a new fave in the rotation. LMAO a good problem.
• NJBalla

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  6 years ago

  ^yeah id love to break her in if she starts doing VIP sessions.
• SirLapdancealot

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  6 years ago

  Yeah with these two at this club I am in a breaking in phase and I'm having fun with it. Both are 22-23 yrs old. Not baby new but still young enough not to have had a regular like me. At the moment neither of them do much other than grind really well but they submit to my control and respond to my physical cues on what to do well. Plus they are high mileage and let my hands roam a lot.
  
  And fuck me if blondie doesn't look like an ex-GF from college with bigger tits. This girl makes me regress to past memories of fucking the shit out of a hotter version of my ex. It is surreal and erotic as fuck.