Midget Strippers

JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
I’ve seen strippers of just about every size, shape and color imaginable. I’ve seen porkers that made the pole vibrate uncontrollably. I’ve seen 10s. I’ve seen 5s. Lots of 5s. I’ve seen strippers who recently were men. I’ve seen a perfect redhead who I fell madly in love with. I’ve seen it all. But until clubbing with Juice I had never ever seen this.

At the club that night there was a midget stripper. I’ve seen a few midget customers. I’ve even seen a midget shot guy. I got lots of shit for posting about how funny Mary Jane thought that was. But I had never seen a midget stripper. Until now.

Unfortunately the midget was butt ugly. She looked like a truck had smashed her face on the ride into work. Seriously I’d be generous by saying that she was a 3. And I never saw her dance but Juice said that her stage dance was uninspired. Ok Juice didn’t use such a big word. I think he said was lazy. As well as very very ugly.

I was very disappointed. I had hoped my first midget stripper would be at least an 8. If she had been attractive I probably would have gotten a lap dance.

Has anybody else ever seen a midget stripper? Ever gotten a lap dance from one?

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  • JuiceBox69
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    6 years ago
    Yeah she was ugly...once she got top less it got worse lol...and yes all she did was walk around the pole with her top down.. I felt like vomiting

  • shailynn
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    6 years ago
    I don’t think I have ever seen a midget that was an 8.
  • JuiceBox69
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    6 years ago
    That’s impossible right ?
  • ppwh
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    6 years ago
    Look at this guy! Said he didn't like fat girls, so they got a midget. Now he doesn't like the midget. Y'all can just forget about the club getting an exotic donkey ride
  • lotsoffun201
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    6 years ago
    We once had a birthday party for a friend who wanted a midget stripper. We found one to entertain the group. It happened to be a group of open minded men and women. She did all kinds of extras out in the open. It was something to see and NOT see at the same time. The guys who were less than gifted anatomically loved it since it magnified their manhood at least 5 times!!
  • galiziabob.sabbatical
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    6 years ago
    So your saying Asian men would be more attracted to midget strippers on average than other men? Makes your dick look bigger. Haha
  • Papi_Chulo
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    6 years ago
    Only recall seeing one about 3 years ago, an AA at a black-club - I'd say she was about a '6' - wasn't curious enough at the time to get dances from her but these days I might
  • gawker
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    6 years ago
    There's a midget stripper who I've seen at various clubs in New England. I'm not sure if she travels further than that. She dances as "Bridget the Midget". I was in VIP when she was on stage the one time I might have seen her. From the sound of the crowd, I suspect hers was more of s comedy routine. Im not sure but that's my guess
  • gawker
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    6 years ago
  • jackslash
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    6 years ago
    I wanted to get a lap dance from a midget stripper, but I was short of cash.
  • Papi_Chulo
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    6 years ago
    There's a porn actress by the name of "Bridget the Midget" that at times headlines in some clubs
  • GoVikings
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    6 years ago
    yes, i have seen one, and very recently.........and i'm pretty sure i saw the same one you did john smith
  • AmeliaSmith
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    6 years ago
    https://www.instagram.com/fantasy4lyf/
    I have seen her on stage before. She's really sweet and her pole skills are really good.
  • whodey
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    6 years ago
    https://www.thrillist.com/sex-dating/nat…

    Saw this one on stage about 6 or 8 years ago up in Columbus. I remember laughing when I got to the club and saw the sign about a midget stripper but her stage show was good. Not my type so I didn't get any dances, but now I wish I had just for the absurdity of a 300lb man getting a lapdance from a midget.
  • woodstock
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    6 years ago
    Never seen a midget stripper, but have seen a couple pregnant strippers.
  • MrBater2010
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    6 years ago
    So you are saying you were not nuts over her?
  • Smalltowncpl
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    6 years ago
    There is a midget that works at Scarlets in Washington Park IL. She is not a regular fat/chubby midget. She is thinking and has Coke bottle glasses and looks like an 8 year old. I'll be honest she just creeps me out and I turn my head when she walks by. Just feel like a pederast if I look her direction.
  • eyeofodin
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    6 years ago
    I have had dances from both a midget and dwarf. The Midget was proportional and creep cute, the dwarf was on a bet from a regular dancer at the club. Won that bet.

    Whodey..... years ago I hung out with that wee little one, she was staying a hotel one of my buddies was managing. She was a nice person to be around.

    At the old Columbus Gold, my friends and I watched a dwarf guy, pimped out in a purple suit, go nut trying to get a dance from Bridgett the midget..... one of the funniest things I've ever witnessed at a SC.
  • Papi_Chulo
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    6 years ago
    The one Amelia posted is cute - she seems to have met some celebrities also (she's shown dancing for Lil Wayne and 50-cent)
  • doctorevil
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    6 years ago
    Yes. Bucks in Fort Worth about a year or two ago. Not my thing.
  • JuiceBox69
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    6 years ago
    Vikings yes
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