Midget Strippers
JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
Tuesday, August 7, 2018 6:46 AM
I’ve seen strippers of just about every size, shape and color imaginable. I’ve seen porkers that made the pole vibrate uncontrollably. I’ve seen 10s. I’ve seen 5s. Lots of 5s. I’ve seen strippers who recently were men. I’ve seen a perfect redhead who I fell madly in love with. I’ve seen it all. But until clubbing with Juice I had never ever seen this.
At the club that night there was a midget stripper. I’ve seen a few midget customers. I’ve even seen a midget shot guy. I got lots of shit for posting about how funny Mary Jane thought that was. But I had never seen a midget stripper. Until now.
Unfortunately the midget was butt ugly. She looked like a truck had smashed her face on the ride into work. Seriously I’d be generous by saying that she was a 3. And I never saw her dance but Juice said that her stage dance was uninspired. Ok Juice didn’t use such a big word. I think he said was lazy. As well as very very ugly.
I was very disappointed. I had hoped my first midget stripper would be at least an 8. If she had been attractive I probably would have gotten a lap dance.
Has anybody else ever seen a midget stripper? Ever gotten a lap dance from one?
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