Midget Strippers
JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
I’ve seen strippers of just about every size, shape and color imaginable. I’ve seen porkers that made the pole vibrate uncontrollably. I’ve seen 10s. I’ve seen 5s. Lots of 5s. I’ve seen strippers who recently were men. I’ve seen a perfect redhead who I fell madly in love with. I’ve seen it all. But until clubbing with Juice I had never ever seen this.
At the club that night there was a midget stripper. I’ve seen a few midget customers. I’ve even seen a midget shot guy. I got lots of shit for posting about how funny Mary Jane thought that was. But I had never seen a midget stripper. Until now.
Unfortunately the midget was butt ugly. She looked like a truck had smashed her face on the ride into work. Seriously I’d be generous by saying that she was a 3. And I never saw her dance but Juice said that her stage dance was uninspired. Ok Juice didn’t use such a big word. I think he said was lazy. As well as very very ugly.
I was very disappointed. I had hoped my first midget stripper would be at least an 8. If she had been attractive I probably would have gotten a lap dance.
Has anybody else ever seen a midget stripper? Ever gotten a lap dance from one?
At the club that night there was a midget stripper. I’ve seen a few midget customers. I’ve even seen a midget shot guy. I got lots of shit for posting about how funny Mary Jane thought that was. But I had never seen a midget stripper. Until now.
Unfortunately the midget was butt ugly. She looked like a truck had smashed her face on the ride into work. Seriously I’d be generous by saying that she was a 3. And I never saw her dance but Juice said that her stage dance was uninspired. Ok Juice didn’t use such a big word. I think he said was lazy. As well as very very ugly.
I was very disappointed. I had hoped my first midget stripper would be at least an 8. If she had been attractive I probably would have gotten a lap dance.
Has anybody else ever seen a midget stripper? Ever gotten a lap dance from one?
21 comments
I have seen her on stage before. She's really sweet and her pole skills are really good.
Saw this one on stage about 6 or 8 years ago up in Columbus. I remember laughing when I got to the club and saw the sign about a midget stripper but her stage show was good. Not my type so I didn't get any dances, but now I wish I had just for the absurdity of a 300lb man getting a lapdance from a midget.
Whodey..... years ago I hung out with that wee little one, she was staying a hotel one of my buddies was managing. She was a nice person to be around.
At the old Columbus Gold, my friends and I watched a dwarf guy, pimped out in a purple suit, go nut trying to get a dance from Bridgett the midget..... one of the funniest things I've ever witnessed at a SC.