Playing Micro Stakes poker to fund the Strip Clubs

JuiceBox69
Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
Been playing a little over five years and have went from free rolls to $1,000 tournament

Right now I'm at middle level playing $200-$500 on average

But I play micro daily just to fund my $1,000 budget at fantastic strip clubs that make daddy cum

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shailynn
6 years ago
So entering that tournament for .50 cents and cashing out in 8th place for $17.93 is funding the daily strip club habit?

Are you buying lap dances at 2/3 of a song for $16 like LDK92 does? I heard he can LDK within the first 90 seconds of a song and tries to only pay for half of the song
Pizza (hiatus)
6 years ago
@ juicebox69

You seem to be slowly but surely moving up in this world, and you seem like quite the life of the party! You mentioned a couple months ago about writing a discussion summarizing how someone can get into poker. I think I speak for not just myself when I say people would be really interested in such a discussion.
JuiceBox69
6 years ago
You think so ?
JuiceBox69
6 years ago
Shaylyn funny but no

I'm playing $10-$30 games looking to hit $500-$2000 to club on... that's the real reality of it

Play on ignition only now since apple took pppoker off the App

As soon as I hit a few live tournaments I'll have a few six figures on me to help expand my life, clubbing and freedom


If their is actually enough interest I'll share my poker story
nicespice
6 years ago
How does poker work out? I had the impression that if you got too successful at gambling then you would be asked to leave?
woodstock
6 years ago
Spice, that's a myth. Besides, when you're playing poker, you're playing the other players at the table, not against the casino, who is simply providing the space, the dealers, and the cards.
Trish_Club_Lust
6 years ago
woodstock can you stock your wood in me??
JuiceBox69
6 years ago
If your playing against the house and find an edge then yes you'll be banned from every casino in the world

Playing poker it's you against other players

Casino gets paid by raking each pot... usually five percent or less per pot per table.... s

So if your good the casino don't care
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