LDK Stories?
LoveGrind-LG
Love LD
- What you wear?
- The girl's size
- How did it happen?
- How much you pay/tip?
- Any strategies?
- The girl's size
- How did it happen?
- How much you pay/tip?
- Any strategies?
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Then take her home with you and continue to see her regularly.
SJG
Plus, if you want penetration, go on some dating app... strip clubs aren't about searching for girls to make out with.
Pretty disgusting lol
How much do u spend on these latinas
GJ!!! lol see strategies!
What happens when your ready to nut? You just end it? What do you tell her? Any specific females?
Rocket science to get to LDK? Well if you select the girl you like and treat her like a civilian, then you will see that talking and feeling up, then DFKing is the way to start.
In the most restrictive of mileage clubs, DATYing is the best plan B.
And Shailynn will learn, he'll be starting his first year of high school next month.
SJG
Do they just normally grind on you?
There are a number of folks on here who are masters of the whole LDK thing. You could even put in a search for LDK on the site and have a bunch of threads to read tips from.
For myself, I feel the same as Sirlapdancealot and NJballa. If it's not a club where extras happen then I'm not leaving until I LDK. It's not really hard. Find a dancer that gives you a great grind and willing to maintain that grind. If she's a rapid position switcher find another dancer. Wear clothes that won't let any cum leak through. Cotton boxers and any shorts or slacks usually work fine for me. To be positive you can get golf rain pants, they look like slacks and are waterproof. For me, the cotton boxers are usually enough to absorb most of the load.
When you wear the right stuff, then it doesn't matter if the dancers is comfortable with you cumming or not. If her dance is good enough, she'll make you come, you won't get anything on her, and all is well.
As for the tip, that's up to you. Unless it's obvious that she made you cum, then she'll usually demand a tip. But I usually tip $40 at the least. Everybody has their own amount they tip.
getting more pussy in high school than you have gotten in your entire 50 year long life, dildo!!!!
Yeah I seen tips on what to wear! I know what to do when it comes to LDKing, just would like to hear a few stories on how it happened. I could probably use that strat on my next visit. Like some sort of powder like what @pauldrake said lol, that be a new experience!
I normally go with condom because during LD it's all lubed up and less dry(baby powder should also make the LD feel smooth).
To find girls I get the one with a big culo and normally small boobs because less boob shaking. The ones with small ones are the best because all they do is grind! Normal size boobs will sometimes try to waste time. (This is what I mean by how do you pick your dancers, if not you waste 20 dollars here and there when trying others lol. Plus you don't always want the same LD).
Thanks for the pants picks! If I wear jeans I flip it above the waste and they will check what's under the shirt, see the condom. ( I believe this is when they think this is more safe even if they don't usually do it). So they'll usually continue the grind! (Feels great and safe!)
In deciding how much to tip for an LDK here are a few questions to ask:
1. Nightshift vs dayshift?
2. How busy is it in the club?
3. How in demand is that dancer?
4. How long did the dancer chat with you beforehand?
5. Did the dancer give you priority over other customers?
6. Do you want to see that dancer again?
7. Did the dancer do an amazing job?
8. Did the dancer go above and beyond in any way?
9. Did you buy drinks or food for her? Or tip her separately for her time?
10. Did the dancer allow groping beforehand or do any teasing (pre-dance light grinding)?
A $100+ tip on a $40 2 song LDK makes sense if it's from a high demand dancer at the spearmint rhino in Vegas at nightshift after she sat with you for an hour beforehand. Where as a zero dollar tip would make some dancers happy after doing a $120 6 song LDK during the opening hour of dayshift from a lower demand dancer with 5 minutes of conversation time beforehand.
Ultimately for me I want to tip the dancer enough that I can get priority from her if I see her in the future. For me I also want the dancer to be willing to chat and hang with me for as long as I typically want. I also think it bad to tip too much. I don't want to pay so much that the dancer finds it hard to walk away from me.
And as always tipping isn't required. If I go to that club regularly and I don't want to ever get dancers from that dancer again I don't tip.
Also my LDKs and dances are always preceded with a lot of 1:1 dick teasing at the bar or tables. For example tonight prior to getting dances my ATF DS hung her fine PAWG ass off the edge of a bar stool and I spooned behind her with my dick sandwiched between her ass cheeks. And for about 15 minutes I had a raging hard boner in that position which always gets me good and excited even prior to the dances. And most of the time she is wiggling her ass in all kinds of ways on my dick. Plus I can squeeze her ass cheeks and rub her lower back in any way that I want to stimulate my dick. And tonight she had on just a skimpy black thong and a thong bottom black teddy so her bare ass felt so nice pressing into my hard cock, balls, and pelvis area in general. Part of having a good LDK night for me is to have what I call SFE, Slut Friend Experience, where my dick is getting teased for 15-60 minutes before even going to the dance area. It makes the LDK even easier. I get this with all my faves now and it is part of why I can LDK in two songs. But LOL tonight with my ATF DS I kind of missed my chance because the second song was too short so I stretched my LDK to the end of the third.
Also what helps is that my ATF DS never dances to extend them. She is always trying to end the song in positions that I like the best because (although we never talk about it besides just once) she is totally on board with my LDKs and LMAO knows when they are cumming with me.
Get a spot at the bar - pull your chair in close. Jerk your Johnson through the cut pocket. It’s best to get the dancers to lean in while tipping them - and that’s when you stroke it real hard (like it owes you money!) - you’ll cum hard while having a hotties tits in your face! The best part is - you don’t pay for dances - just two drinks!
You’re welcome...
I have LDKed a couple of times at the bar with my stripper spooning and grinding her ass on my dick. LMAO playing pocket pool is like cheating.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkj…
I like the acronym - PPK - lol!
https://youtu.be/D9Yc3pv-uI0
@Cashman LMAO what do you take us LDKers for, uncouth savages like you perverted PPKers? We don't stroke ourselves off. That's the point!
That said you should "cum" to the Golden Dragon in Portland. They have VIP bedrooms where you have the option of making it a mutual masterbation session instead of a private dance. LOL as you get the room your stripper hands you a small bottle of lube and a clean jizz towel. I used to get a room with a former ATF and I would always just set the stuff aside and keep it a lap dance on a bed. LOL she did ask to see my dick once though and I whipped it out to give her a quick peek.
Just make that song #4, with a dancer with big boobs and a nice ass, and no doubt I'll live up to the lyrics.
Hoes before bros eh? ;) But if I get that massage I won’t complain.
“Without even clicking nicespice's link, I knew what the song was”
I admit it was a cheap dig, but I will never get tired of the Lonely Island.
@nicespice the bro code had a lot of caveats based on the hotness of said 'ho'. And LOL for sure you won't be complaining. My massages have a way of making a stripper just shut up, sit back, and relax. ;)
Then and only then, when it is time for your own pants to come down, invite her to the back room and then take her home with you and continue seeing her regularly.
And LovetoGrind, if you don't like strip club women, then just stay away from them. I'm sure they will be pleased.
SJG
How about not leaving until you got the girl of your choice on your arm?
SJG
That's sarcasm by the way. You already know what I think of you so let's leave it at that.
Problem is, 99% of the guys they deal with either treat them like prostitutes or they are married.
If you want to know them, you need to not fall into either of these two categories.
SJG