A waste of time

I was out drinking with a few friends and we decided to check this place out. I honestly don't think I have ever been to a more boring strip club in my life. The only money I spent was on the cover and on a beer, both were cheap, still not worth it though. The place felt dead. By far the worst thing about this place were the dancers, although I'm not sure I actually saw any of them doing anything close to actual dancing. None of them were even remotely appealing and I get it, it's a strip club I shouldn't go in expecting 10s, but holy shit I don't think I saw anyone above a 4 or 3. I mean I was pretty drunk too, my standards were way lower than they usually were and I still didn't want to get a dance from anyone in that place. One of my friends did eventually bite the bullet and got a private dance, according to him it sucked and there was absolutely no touching allowed. After that we left, we were only there for about a hour and a half maybe, and that's and hour and a half of my life I'll never get back. This place is not worth your time or money, I imagine there's got to be a better strip club somewhere around here. I've had more fun at church than I did at this place.