I am still a virgin

7 comments

• Pizza (hiatus)

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  6 years ago

  The minister will declare you and your spouse husband and wife. Afterwards, you may carry her over the threshold to your marital bed, where you will procreate in the missionary position.
• NJBalla

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  6 years ago

  Chilli, remember your hand still counts. Grab some lotion and watch the video below. [view link]
• JAprufrock

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  6 years ago

  @Chilli, from what I gather, the easiest way to have sex nowadays is to be a 14-year-old school kid whose teacher is hot and horny but stupid as fuck.
• shailynn

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  6 years ago

  if you call brotherfoghorn he will make sure you're not a virgin by the weekend.
• Pduh

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  6 years ago

  We aren’t all virgins here. I must be on the wrong site....
• MackTruck

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  6 years ago

  What is this guys problem?
• Cashman1234

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  6 years ago

  You might want to speak to Nicole1994...