Should I fuck a donkey??

Do it. You may be impressed

What about you MackTruck? You talk about lizards a lot...do you like lizards??

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Trish_Club_Lust - definite troll account

Mack Truck likes butt fingered blizzards

You don’t need to go all the way to Tijuana to have sex with a donkey. We have many fine donkeys available here in America.

You might want to message TijuanaTim directly. He has an extensive stable of whores, donkeys, lizards, and goats.

Once you go equine, you never go back.

Should the donkey insist on seeing your STD test results first? ;)

^^^ i bet ricky 69ed a donkey. He has stretch marks on his mouth to prove it

It would be the best piece of ass ever, lol.

I must fuck too many filthy girls - because when I read RickDugan’s post - I thought - “Why would a donkey bareback a stripper?” - lol!

Nah man, every time I get an STD all I have to do is meditate and then pray for it to go away. Then after I take the STD test again I come out clean!!

Trish, first you should probably see a donkey show.

Anyone here actually seen one?

SJG

^ Is that an invitation to watch you in your basement? Thanks but I'm going to pass. Lol

OMG, MackTruck just made me lol!

I have to disguise to everyone around me why I’m laughing so hard. Can’t tell them the funny ass one liner Juice just wrote...

Wanna go watch a donkey show together? What do they do??

I think the idea is to get everyone heated up. People may say they are grossed out, but I know they will still watch.

Then guys hook up with the putas.

Anyone here ever seen a donkey show? I have not.

SJG

But does anyone hook up with the donkeys? I heard the putas like them

Well, you ARE a donkey, so get to sucking and fucking, boy.

I have a wonderful ass, but sadly I’m not a donkey

Straight men typically do not brag about their asses... hm...

Cause I'm a sexy strippa

I've yet to see a 500 lb male stripper, but if that's your delusion, I'll let you be happy.

Yes baby I'm ALWAYS happy

I know. I bet you keep some happiness under every roll of fat.

No I want healthy donkeys that are not overweight

Are you sure they could handle all your girth? (Talking about your stomach, not your stubby little dick)

My stubby dick?? I never thought of bringing in a customer into this! Great idea!

Maybe I'll be nicer to you...I like your thinking

I like way you illuminate my popularity, troll.

I make everyone look good when they associate with me

Ooh I never thought to offer my coke to the donkey too

Thanks sirLDK!

Yes or nicole 1994 same thing!

We are very different people

But I did want to move to Austin cause Mocespice says the coke is good!!