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I hear DC got girl problems...

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Trish_Club_LustI AM THE QUEEN OF HEAD!

Forget those female humans. Donkeys will understand you in ways the rest of the hoes never could.

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Trish_Club_Lust

Just looking out for you baby.

And the fur feels so good...

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MackTruck

Oh noooooo

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MackTruck

I am sure he needs a good mild lime you ti give him some pointers

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MackTruck

A good milf like you. Dam auto correct

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Cashman1234

I’ve heard Tijuana Tim has a well stocked stable.

No joke - it’s an actual stable - with donkeys, pigs, ponies, hamsters, ferrets, and goats...

If DC wants to get laid - and wine about age discrimination - that might be the place for him!

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Cashman1234

Txtittyfag

Those critters still think DC is creepy!

They are all run away when they see SJG’s bike!

They are Tijuana Tim’s employees, and they are well paid, for Tijuana...

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shailynn

Well SJG likes goats, I guess DC liking donkeys wouldn’t be too outta line here...definitely not the norm here but it’s pretty clear we’re all pretty tolerant.

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Cashman1234

Shailynn - you may have discovered the meaning of DC! He loves Donkey Cock!!!

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Vantablack

This is absolutely hilarious lmaooo

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MackTruck

^^^ rite

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skibum609

Imagine anyone on earth relying on all y'all working and paying taxes so they can live off social security.

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twentyfive

^ lol Imagine any of this bunch tying their own shoelaces lolz

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nicespice

“Imagine anyone on earth relying on all y'all working and paying taxes so they can live off social security.”

Meh. If I somehow get social security, then I will consider that a nice and unexpected bonus.

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Cashman1234

I don’t think anyone (making a decent income) thinks social security will provide any benefit in the future.

I’m not sure what pertinence social security has to DC’s girl problems.

I’ve heard DC has 99 problems - they are all because he can’t get any pussy without paying...

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twentyfive

^ gay stalker

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Cashman1234

DC - I’m an old ugly divorced dude. My good days are very far behind me.

Paying to fuck filthy whores is my hobby. Some old guys play golf, others enjoy stamp collecting, and some like model railroads.

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Cashman1234

Lol! George Clooney? That’s a first!

If I go to a singles bar - they will ask me if I’m looking for my daughter!

I’m old -

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Trish_Club_Lust

WTF? DC is ugly?

I’m taking him to TJ with me. Gonna get the showgirls to turn him into a donkey and we will all toda la noche him together. You chumps will have to keep paying though.

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orionsmith

SGJ will be jealous.

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MackTruck

Donkeys love Trish

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twentyfive

Everybody's got girl problems, even the girls, except the gay stalker, he's just got problems lol

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nicespice

^Smash that like button.

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Cashman1234

Where do you go to school DC? If there are 50 year old dudes picking up cords at the college bar - I’d be very surprised! Maybe old professors oogling the hotties - but none getting any pussy!

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san_jose_guy

A lot of young college girls really do go for professors, including out of town guest speakers. Some young women really have an attraction to older guys. Great looks, wealth, fame, not important.

Read: amazon.com

Bombshell Viet Coffee Girls come on to me.

SJG

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san_jose_guy

I agree with PhatBoy.

And DC, in the organization I am building your sexual desires would be fulfilled 365 days a year.

SJG

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JohnSmith69 has a front room makeout session with an 18yo hottie. Only problem is that he is so cranky that he describes it all in negative terms and blames it on the girl. tuscl.net

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ime

yes DC join SJG's organization so he finally has someone other than a donkey to rape.

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Cashman1234

SJG claims the donkey wanted it! So he believes there was mutual consent!

At least revise your statement to include “allegedly” - as you know what they do to donkey rapists in prison!

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Iam4u2screw

@Cashman - SJG doesn't have to worry about the donkey allegations now since he is facing the goat molestation/impregnation issues in South Africa now. : )

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Cashman1234

Iam4u2screw - he’s awaiting the paternity test results while being detained in South Africa.

Those South Africans don’t like guys who molest their goats!

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nicespice

^Smash that like button.

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txtittyspice

^Lol! You know damn well the trolls here tend to have different motives. Getting obsessive on a single member at a time is your forte. In fact, it’s what is the biggest giveaway about you.

It must make you proud that your signature style is so strong that some of us like TDHQ, RomanicLover (notice the lack of t), txtittyfag(dot), and myself pick up on it. We all copy and parody it too, but we all fall short on the nonstop aspect of it.

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TrapBaby304

DC solved his girl problems, he has meth hoe spice now!

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Dominic77

At some point DC9428 will learn how to read women. Until then he'll just keep wearing that dunce cap and keep paying his tuition. It's like a tuscl meme. And like just pewdiepie, I'm here for the memes. Doesn't bother me, I still sleep the same.

lmao @ 25.

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san_jose_guy

^^^^^^ DC9428 keeps paying his tuition because he wants to graduate.

But I would say that many guys find that to get through school without out blowing a fuse they need to adopt Voluntary Celibacy. He may not go for that or understand it, but it seems that the pressure is that way for many.

And as far as reading women then, to get through school on often is going to just have to decline to read them.

In many respects it totally sucks. DC is lucky because he is understanding it. Far worse for the guy who does not understand why it is the way it is.

SJG

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nicespice

Poor Trish. She makes these insightful guesses as to which members own what aliases. And those threads get ignored.

But she makes an offer to take DC to TJ and this thread keeps going. Smash that like button.

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san_jose_guy

"I have chosen to stay true to who I am and not change to conform to the environment even if it hurts my chances of getting laid."

That is very important!

And for me, I do not accept marijuana, and that will not change no matter how popular it becomes.

And in fact, people can learn and grow, and move to where they do not want it anymore either.

SJG

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san_jose_guy

^^^^^^ Also, once you see that you may be Vocel, but that it is a choice made amongst trade-offs, then one can see that college can be a really screwed up situation and so we need to be building alternatives.

I for one do not think it is anything close to the best way of learning, and it costs far too much money.

SJG

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