Well, I guess founder put in a limit. :)
Do any of you guys ever “meet” someone on an Internet discussion board and initially think they’re interesting, fun, maybe even a little sexy, and then find out that they’re nothing more than yet another internet troll, and subsequently find yourself wanting to tie them to a chair and use a power drill on low speed to very slowly bore into their head to find out if they’re actually human with any sort of brain tissue under their skull at all, or just a construct built by parties unknown and intended to annoy the fuck out of everyone else with whom they interact on the board? Or is it just me?
…"tie them to a chair and use a power drill". Two questions, gmd.
1) Were you ever stationed at Warner Springs ?
2) Which troll(s) do you have in mind for such treatment ?
TUSCL’s Columbo to solve the cryptic discussion post!
The facts:
1. GMD has never indicated he’s possibly bisexual. We can therefore assume he is talking about a female.
2. There’s a poster named nicespice that he used to say at random intervals “come to Louisville”
3. Nicespice has lost favor with GMD at some point.
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4. Nicespice is a self-admitted troll [view link]
(She’s probably going to claim that I’m nicespice as well)
Conclusion: 90% chance it’s nicespice who he would like to have tied to a chair and subjected to a power drill at low speed into her head.
But enough of this passive aggressive behavior! Poor Dougster might have accidentally missed this. He’s been forced to go back to jerking off to Arnold Schwarzenegger photos ever since Nina has been too busy to log in and threaten to beat up nicespice again.
But thanks to this visual, he will instead be LDKing for days.
Wow!
georgmicrodong has gone full on psycho!
This is what happens when people are too bothered by internet posts they don’t like. First, they call the posters they don’t like trolls. Then they slowly lose all perspective. Next thing you know it’s toolbox murders! Not brilliant!
nicespice is definitely *not* the subject of this post. :)
As for twentyfive’s suggestion, I haven’t noticed any indication that she’d actually like that sort of thing in her postings.
"Maybe georgmicrodong is going psycho over Nicole1994!
Watch out Nicole1994. There is a weirdo that’s proud to have a tiny dick that wants to toolbox murder you. Remember, being toolbox murdered by a guy with a tiny dick = not brilliant!"
My view is the opposite. Anyone I meet on the Internet - I consider a troll until proven to be a non-troll.
Also, is it appropriate to consider contact with someone on the Internet - meeting them? I’m not sure how to characterize that sort of contact.
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