Do any of you guys ever “meet” someone on an Internet discussion board and initially think they’re interesting, fun, maybe even a little sexy, and then find out that they’re nothing more than yet another internet troll, and subsequently find yourself wanting to tie them to a chair and use a power drill on low speed to very slowly bore into their head to find out if they’re actually human with any sort of brain tissue under their skull at all, or just a construct built by parties unknown and intended to annoy the fuck out of everyone else with whom they interact on the board? Or is it just me?
TUSCL’s Columbo to solve the cryptic discussion post!
The facts:
GMD has never indicated he’s possibly bisexual. We can therefore assume he is talking about a female.
There’s a poster named nicespice that he used to say at random intervals “come to Louisville”
Nicespice has lost favor with GMD at some point. tuscl.net
Nicespice is a self-admitted troll tuscl.net
(She’s probably going to claim that I’m nicespice as well)
Conclusion: 90% chance it’s nicespice who he would like to have tied to a chair and subjected to a power drill at low speed into her head.
But enough of this passive aggressive behavior! Poor Dougster might have accidentally missed this. He’s been forced to go back to jerking off to Arnold Schwarzenegger photos ever since Nina has been too busy to log in and threaten to beat up nicespice again.
But thanks to this visual, he will instead be LDKing for days.
This is what happens when people are too bothered by internet posts they don’t like. First, they call the posters they don’t like trolls. Then they slowly lose all perspective. Next thing you know it’s toolbox murders! Not brilliant!
"Maybe georgmicrodong is going psycho over Nicole1994!
Watch out Nicole1994. There is a weirdo that’s proud to have a tiny dick that wants to toolbox murder you. Remember, being toolbox murdered by a guy with a tiny dick = not brilliant!"
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last commentWell, I guess founder put in a limit. :)
Do any of you guys ever “meet” someone on an Internet discussion board and initially think they’re interesting, fun, maybe even a little sexy, and then find out that they’re nothing more than yet another internet troll, and subsequently find yourself wanting to tie them to a chair and use a power drill on low speed to very slowly bore into their head to find out if they’re actually human with any sort of brain tissue under their skull at all, or just a construct built by parties unknown and intended to annoy the fuck out of everyone else with whom they interact on the board? Or is it just me?
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He used terse. Succinct is longer but more accurate. And to your question. ...what was your question again?
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Sorry I didn’t meet with you at Club Lust...
Still want that blow job?
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Succinct works just as well as terse, but yeah George a dental drill like they used in Marathon Man would be a good way to drill down deep.
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Who crawled up your ass and died George?
Why all the hostility?
Are you talking about Rech?
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I could be reading you wrong but you sound a little displeased, George.
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And that's why there's a character limit.
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George shit the bed on this one. Did he miss his fruitcup today?
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It's just you. Have a drink and go to bed.
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…"tie them to a chair and use a power drill". Two questions, gmd.
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TUSCL’s Columbo to solve the cryptic discussion post!
The facts:
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(She’s probably going to claim that I’m nicespice as well)
Conclusion: 90% chance it’s nicespice who he would like to have tied to a chair and subjected to a power drill at low speed into her head.
But enough of this passive aggressive behavior! Poor Dougster might have accidentally missed this. He’s been forced to go back to jerking off to Arnold Schwarzenegger photos ever since Nina has been too busy to log in and threaten to beat up nicespice again.
But thanks to this visual, he will instead be LDKing for days.
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...Well, jerking off to Arnold Schwarzenegger photos and also to twobits25 + DonkeyCock9428 as well.
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I think GMD would rather tie nice spice to a bed and use his MD as a drill ;)
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Wow!
georgmicrodong has gone full on psycho!
This is what happens when people are too bothered by internet posts they don’t like. First, they call the posters they don’t like trolls. Then they slowly lose all perspective. Next thing you know it’s toolbox murders! Not brilliant!
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nicespice is definitely not the subject of this post. :)
As for twentyfive’s suggestion, I haven’t noticed any indication that she’d actually like that sort of thing in her postings.
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"Maybe georgmicrodong is going psycho over Nicole1994!
Watch out Nicole1994. There is a weirdo that’s proud to have a tiny dick that wants to toolbox murder you. Remember, being toolbox murdered by a guy with a tiny dick = not brilliant!"
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yeah nicespice first came to mind. Used to be nice but now is more spice. Trying too hard turned her troll.
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Perception is a funny thing. nicespice has always been a troll...
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Damn this turned bizarro world on this thread. No wonder men bring out my murdery side so often >:(
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^George likes it a little kinky, maybe he should tie you to the bed and make you wait ;)
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Lol blahblah, “ >:( “ would be a great tagline for you.
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Done
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My view is the opposite. Anyone I meet on the Internet - I consider a troll until proven to be a non-troll.
Also, is it appropriate to consider contact with someone on the Internet - meeting them? I’m not sure how to characterize that sort of contact.
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I agree @littledickgeorge
Those fuckers are the worst.
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