The Smorgasbord at Centerfolds

Centerfolds has always been a bit of a conundrum to me. It looks and smells like a dive. In all candor, it is a dive! Your primary care physician might even recommend a shot of penicillin just because you entered Centerfolds and inhaled some of their air.

Your experiences in Centerfolds can vary greatly (but don’t take my word for it - read the reviews left by others).

Some guys report visits to Centerfolds that would have to be improved tremendously just to rise to the level of wretched while others (including your humble reviewer, the esteemed and very Reverend Hornibastard) have experienced ecstasies in Centerfolds so profound that he eventually stumbled out of the club for the sole purpose of finding an ATM that didn’t charge $10 for a maximum $200 cash withdrawal so he could return for more high priced sexual abuse.