I’m already getting messages from my CF to go clubbing today

Just go and claim you're dressed like George Clooney!

I'm mistaken for him all the time..... ;-0

I'm going as snoop Dogg with my hair permed

You can rodney dangerfield. She'll avoid you then

Let the young lady give you a blow job so she can afford a new iPhone. Just tell her you’re dressed as a horny pathetic loser.

wear a toga, super easy access, that's my plan tonight

I just go home from Follies. It was on the quiet side today. Not a lot of customers or dancers. I guess the girls with kids stayed home to get them ready for trick or treating. About half of the dancers and other female employees wore costumes. I was the only male that did. The dancers loved my costume. So it was worth wearing one. It will probably pick up tonight after 8PM but I'll be watching TV.

Depends on what the costume is!

As long as your outfit has room for your wallet she wont care. I concur, if your ATF has any little ones best to call ahead before clubbing tonight.

@shadowcat: "The dancers loved my costume. So it was worth wearing one."

What was your costume? What were some of the better dancer / female employee costumes?

Yeah, what was the costume?

Yeah, what was the costume?

OK. I work my usual black shorts with this t-shirt and a black top hat from Party City.

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The hottest girls, whether they be strippers or masseuses or call girls, are only to be found at parties, night clubs or events on holidays like Halloween. They will not be working. The only exception to the rule is if they are truly strapped for cash and rent is due.