I woke up with morning wood. I must have been standing at the toilet for a full minute before I could get a stream going.
Just wanted to share.
I woke up with morning wood. I must have been standing at the toilet for a full minute before I could get a stream going.
Just wanted to share.
LOL
Sphincter
Fruitcup;)
flagooner is going through his second puberty. Brilliant!
I told you those nurses at the rest home have been giving you viagra when before you go to bed so you won’t fall out of bed when you roll over. Glad to see it lasts through the night.
I think it’s the spice in his morning coffee.
Thankfully you didn’t post any photos - or video - evidence! The description was more than enough!
LOL
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More accurately "morning twig" in your case.
Did you alert the girls in your nursing home?