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Morning Wood

flagooner
Everything written by this member is a fact.
I woke up with morning wood. I must have been standing at the toilet for a full minute before I could get a stream going.

Just wanted to share.

8 comments

  • RandomMember
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    6 years ago
    More accurately "morning twig" in your case.

    Did you alert the girls in your nursing home?
  • flagooner
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    6 years ago
    LOL

    Sphincter
  • twentyfive
    •
    6 years ago
    Fruitcup;)
  • 4got2wipe
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    6 years ago
    flagooner is going through his second puberty. Brilliant!
  • shailynn
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    6 years ago
    I told you those nurses at the rest home have been giving you viagra when before you go to bed so you won’t fall out of bed when you roll over. Glad to see it lasts through the night.
  • Huntsman
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    6 years ago
    I think it’s the spice in his morning coffee.
  • Cashman1234
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    6 years ago
    Thankfully you didn’t post any photos - or video - evidence! The description was more than enough!
  • flagooner
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    6 years ago
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