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Morning Wood

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flagoonerEverything written by this member is a fact.

I woke up with morning wood. I must have been standing at the toilet for a full minute before I could get a stream going.

Just wanted to share.

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RandomMember

More accurately "morning twig" in your case.

Did you alert the girls in your nursing home?

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flagooner

LOL

Sphincter

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twentyfive

Fruitcup;)

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4got2wipe

flagooner is going through his second puberty. Brilliant!

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shailynn

I told you those nurses at the rest home have been giving you viagra when before you go to bed so you won’t fall out of bed when you roll over. Glad to see it lasts through the night.

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Huntsman

I think it’s the spice in his morning coffee.

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Cashman1234

Thankfully you didn’t post any photos - or video - evidence! The description was more than enough!

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flagooner

LOL

Imgur.com

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