If I can fuck you I’ll give you sped bumps

speed

I guess he was hoping to trade speed humps for speed bumps

Priceless. I wonder what the going rate is? How many speed bumps for a BJ or FS?

In a press release on Oct. 24, the commission found that there was probable cause to find that David Stewart, the mayor of Lantana, Florida, "misused his position to attempt to obtain a sexual benefit for himself."

Misused? I guess that depends on how hot she was.

What is really amazing is that it took him into his 7th term to try this stunt or it begs the question, how many times has he gotten away with it? Of course, looking at his picture, he might need to use his position to get sex except around Christmas when he posses as Santa. Looking at her picture, seems like he wasted the opportunity on an older lady that is a solid 5 (6 on a good day).

Lol flatiduh is very very strange

I wouldn't fuck her with SJG dick. I get the mayor looks like Santa Claus, but still....

What I want to know is if the going rate is FS for speed bumps in Florida, what would a BJ is say Cleveland get you? 2 potholes filled?

^In Flagooner’s neighborhood FS requires that you add a golf cart lane, a BJ gets you a 10% discount on the early bird special;)

LOL

Fuck you, grouchy even older man

^ yes but I live in a green leafy gated community not an old folks home ;)

Shit