I had a flat tire on the truck. I was changing it out and two rednecks came out of the woods and started asking me questions about what I was doing.
Finally I asked them what they do all the way out here. One said, "hunt and fuck"
I asked them what they hunt...
The other redneck said, "something to fuck"
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last commentI got the fuck out of there
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:)
SJG
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sounds about right
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getting the fuck out of there was definitely the right thing to do
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Did he tell you that you have a “real purty mouth”?
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Did you hear any banjos?
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Dum, Dee dum dum dum dum dum dum DUMmmmmm.........
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Where did u end up heading to?
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Can I have ur shit truck if you die so I can dump loads in ppls basements that I don't like. Like if these gross, dirty southern people kill you and all?
THNX!!!
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^very few basements here in Florida;)
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I'll figure something out thnx for the warning! Probably just dump a load right on the person lmfao
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Man these shit trucks can be useful!
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Smash that shit truck dump button!
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@ blahblah. I can dump loads in Mobile homes too. I dont need no stinking basement.
I may need to hire you so you can get experience first...lmao
@ shadowcat... I heard the pitter patter of sheep running away
@ DC9428 I did not stick around to find out. The sheep were definitely scared. I bet if you went door to door selling velcro mittens you could clean up. They may like the way they grip the sheep....
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what is the job title?
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Fecal Matter Transportation Specialist
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o come on something funnier pls
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Mack Truck's Shit Bitch?
Is that better. : )
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lmfao!!!!
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How about Pump and Dump
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lol fuck u 25
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Who Ya Gonna Call When You Shit The Bed
Shit Busters
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@blah - I think you should change your tag to Mack Truck's Shit Bitch since you plan to take over the operation when he finally gets flushed or decides to settle down with 2bits
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^Fuck you, for you
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what is wrong with u ppl
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Those backwoods southern homos are scary!
Cousins butt fucking each other - in the woods!
You were smart to get the fuck out of there!
You could have sold them a few buckets of shit - and told them it was pudding...
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^I found fat boys picture on line it’s the same as dougster
goo.gl
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^Smash that like button
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