I was Driving the Shit Truck through the Dirty South and...
MackTruck
God Bless Dancers
I had a flat tire on the truck. I was changing it out and two rednecks came out of the woods and started asking me questions about what I was doing.
Finally I asked them what they do all the way out here. One said, "hunt and fuck"
I asked them what they hunt...
The other redneck said, "something to fuck"
Finally I asked them what they do all the way out here. One said, "hunt and fuck"
I asked them what they hunt...
The other redneck said, "something to fuck"
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SJG
THNX!!!
I may need to hire you so you can get experience first...lmao
@ shadowcat... I heard the pitter patter of sheep running away
@ DC9428 I did not stick around to find out. The sheep were definitely scared. I bet if you went door to door selling velcro mittens you could clean up. They may like the way they grip the sheep....
Is that better. : )
Shit Busters
Cousins butt fucking each other - in the woods!
You were smart to get the fuck out of there!
You could have sold them a few buckets of shit - and told them it was pudding...
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