I was Driving the Shit Truck through the Dirty South and...

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MackTruck
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I had a flat tire on the truck. I was changing it out and two rednecks came out of the woods and started asking me questions about what I was doing.

Finally I asked them what they do all the way out here. One said, "hunt and fuck"

I asked them what they hunt...

The other redneck said, "something to fuck"

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MackTruck
6 years ago
I got the fuck out of there
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san_jose_guy
6 years ago
:)

SJG
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blahblahblah23
6 years ago
sounds about right
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WILLYSGOTAWOMAN
6 years ago
getting the fuck out of there was definitely the right thing to do
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doctorevil
6 years ago
Did he tell you that you have a “real purty mouth”?
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shadowcat
6 years ago
Did you hear any banjos?
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ATACdawg
6 years ago
Dum, Dee dum dum dum dum dum dum DUMmmmmm.........
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blahblahblah23
6 years ago
Where did u end up heading to?
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blahblahblah23
6 years ago
Can I have ur shit truck if you die so I can dump loads in ppls basements that I don't like. Like if these gross, dirty southern people kill you and all?

THNX!!!
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twentyfive
6 years ago
^very few basements here in Florida;)
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blahblahblah23
6 years ago
I'll figure something out thnx for the warning! Probably just dump a load right on the person lmfao
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blahblahblah23
6 years ago
Man these shit trucks can be useful!
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nicespice
6 years ago
Smash that shit truck dump button!
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MackTruck
6 years ago
@ blahblah. I can dump loads in Mobile homes too. I dont need no stinking basement.

I may need to hire you so you can get experience first...lmao

@ shadowcat... I heard the pitter patter of sheep running away

@ DC9428 I did not stick around to find out. The sheep were definitely scared. I bet if you went door to door selling velcro mittens you could clean up. They may like the way they grip the sheep....
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blahblahblah23
6 years ago
what is the job title?
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Iam4u2screw
6 years ago
Fecal Matter Transportation Specialist
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blahblahblah23
6 years ago
o come on something funnier pls
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Iam4u2screw
6 years ago
Mack Truck's Shit Bitch?

Is that better. : )
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blahblahblah23
6 years ago
lmfao!!!!
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twentyfive
6 years ago
How about Pump and Dump
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blahblahblah23
6 years ago
lol fuck u 25
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twentyfive
6 years ago
Who Ya Gonna Call When You Shit The Bed
Shit Busters
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Iam4u2screw
6 years ago
@blah - I think you should change your tag to Mack Truck's Shit Bitch since you plan to take over the operation when he finally gets flushed or decides to settle down with 2bits
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twentyfive
6 years ago
^Fuck you, for you
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blahblahblah23
6 years ago
what is wrong with u ppl
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Cashman1234
6 years ago
Those backwoods southern homos are scary!

Cousins butt fucking each other - in the woods!

You were smart to get the fuck out of there!

You could have sold them a few buckets of shit - and told them it was pudding...
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twentyfive
6 years ago
^I found fat boys picture on line it’s the same as dougster
https://goo.gl/images/JXpYVH
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nicespice
6 years ago
^Smash that like button
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