Review #138

God bless Adriana Queen of the Titty Gods! For her titties are the nicest titties the lord has ever sent to this earth! They are not too big, not too small, not too firm, not too soft and they are the perkiest natural D cup titties I have ever seen. She's expensive and won't make you cum. But you may see one day that she is worth it to titty connoisseurs. Her light brown wide areolas dance on her swaying titties like a sunset cascading down on the top of a mountain. I think of asking her if I may decorate her brow by evoking the beast within me. But alas that day has not yet come. And I have not yet cum in her presence.

Now hear my declaration now. There are no extras to be had within the walls of Clancey's and if you ask for them you may be struck by lightning! But if you do desire to ejaculate within the vaginal walls of a beautiful Brazilian woman you can ask if they would like to go to a hotel with you for this purpose. But do wear armor for this battle lest the HIV or the HERP or the Gonorrhea may find you!

Some men come here for the many flat screen televisions but this is not what Clancey's is here for heathens! Bros may come before hos but titties come before football and fucking is the ultimate form of athleticism!