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jackslash
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I’m sitting in a pub in London and notice two girls at a nearby table.

Me: “Are you girls from England?”
Girls: “Wales.”
Me: “Are you whales from England?”

For some reason I’m not getting any in London.

9 comments

  • georgmicrodong
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    6 years ago
    LOL!
  • san_jose_guy
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    6 years ago
    Glad to see you back Jackslash. I was just wondering this morning where you were.

    SJG
  • Iam4u2screw
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    6 years ago
    @Jackslash - so how big were the girls. : )
  • Electronman
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    6 years ago
    I've heard that whales have a blow hole and some are squirters.
  • flagooner
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    6 years ago
    I've been missing the jokes.
  • Papi_Chulo
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    6 years ago
    Isn't escorting legal in the UK?

    Have you done any?
  • san_jose_guy
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    6 years ago
    Jackslash, did you go there just to screw young women?

    SJG
  • jackslash
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    6 years ago
    Escorts? Screwing young women? How can you think such things of me? I’m in London for the history and culture.
  • san_jose_guy
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    6 years ago
    Don't they have enough young women in your home metro?

    SJG

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