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Oct 31, 2018, 4:09 PM
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jackslash
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I’m sitting in a pub in London and notice two girls at a nearby table.

Me: “Are you girls from England?” Girls: “Wales.” Me: “Are you whales from England?”

For some reason I’m not getting any in London.

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georgmicrodong

LOL!

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san_jose_guy

Glad to see you back Jackslash. I was just wondering this morning where you were.

SJG

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Iam4u2screw

@Jackslash - so how big were the girls. : )

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Electronman

I've heard that whales have a blow hole and some are squirters.

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flagooner

I've been missing the jokes.

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Papi_Chulo

Isn't escorting legal in the UK?

Have you done any?

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san_jose_guy

Jackslash, did you go there just to screw young women?

SJG

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jackslash

Escorts? Screwing young women? How can you think such things of me? I’m in London for the history and culture.

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san_jose_guy

Don't they have enough young women in your home metro?

SJG

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