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Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Decent first visit

I checked out this spot for the first time last month but I'll try to recall for any visitors. First off, cover wasn't bad, I believe it ran me $10. I walked in and the…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Good time

I was in San Diego for the weekend visiting family. So before I went home I wanted to have some fun. I drove to the US border parking walked to the border saw…

Millennium Cabaret

Bedford, New Hampshire

Name changed in November to millennium cabaret.

Name changed in November to millennium cabaret.

BabyDolls Ft Worth

Euless, Texas

Most likely a lot better on non-holidays

So I had low expectations but decided to visit this place christmas eve. Vibe was alright, low light floor level seating and a bright center stage, however there were barely any women working. I can't…

Bucks Wild

Fort Worth, Texas

Another visit... Disappointed

I was in town for work. One of my friend is a regular here so he keeps taking me there even though I wanted to visit a new place. anyways, we got there @ 9 pm…

Club Rio

Indianapolis, Indiana

Off day at Rio, this is a club you have to frequent often is my guess

There have been some really good reviews written about Rio. And some really bad ones. Unfortunately, mine is closer to the latter,like average at best, but mostly boring. I visited on…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Can't miss place near Philly

I am addicted to this place and try to find every excuse to do business in Philly. It's a pretty easy drive to Burlington on the highways and being over the state line makes it…

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Brilliant!!! :D

https://lepscience.com/2013/10/31/the-harvester-north-americas-only-carnivorous-butterfly/#comments "The caterpillars are small, slug-like creatures that frequently feed in groups. Locally, It is common to see several caterpillars together, working their way along greenbrier vine, chomping down all the aphids as they go. Amazingly, the aphids make no attempt…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Busy Sunday with no love

I know Sundays are supposedly bad at strip clubs, but I worked in the morning and was in the area, so I stopped by the Hi Liter. I knew two of the doormen, but none…

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Lets Remember BigDickSammy MY TUSCL BRETHREN as we ring in the new year!

We have lost our very own BigDickSammy. This is in fact a sad occasion because Sammy was loved by many. He will be dearly missed for his funny reviews. God bless him, for some reason he started on this board…

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Happy New Year

So who is getting laid tonight and how many times? Ready GO.....

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Happy New Years Everyone!

I am looking forward to 2019 as the best year yet! Hopefully you are also!

Foxys

Louisville, Kentucky

Late night with the boys

Took a cab from downtown area after partying with some friends. Got there after midnight. 8 or 9 girls working, varying quality. Place was busy but not packed. Normal for my occasional Sat night visit…

Pussycat Lounge

Louisville, Kentucky

Coming up in the world. Somewhat.

This club is getting better, at least on night shift. Day shift is still spotty, and there's sometimes no girls there at all. It's also been remodeled recently, and so looks much nicer…

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Happy New Years everyone!

May your year be positive and your goals he met. Then I will not have to dump a load in your basement

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Returning after a long break

It had been 8 or 9 weeks since I had been here. I had been a regular here for 8 or 9 years and missed the atmosphere and “vibe” within the club. Being the afternoon…

Yellow Rose

Austin, Texas

Gave Yellow rose a try

I stopped in Friday late afternoon around 5:30PM after coming to Austin for work. Parking lot was full but place did not seem that full. Door was $10 , Cant say of drink price as…

Partners Tavern

Erie, Pennsylvania

Pretty damned OK.

Been a while since I've been do this club; I only make it to that area once or twice per year. Got there just about opening time, i.e. 9:00 pm, so when I walked…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Getting Better

Desire has been running hot and cold for me. Sometimes I go, and can't find a decent looking woman in the place, and sometimes its much better. Still have trouble getting attention from…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Two Visits

Went on a Sunday and a Wednesday over the last couple of weeks. Parking is free and the cover was $10 both nights. The Sunday visit was the better of the two.…

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Buying 18-20yos drinks...?

So now that we have a discussion forum that isn't searchable by Google this is probably a decent conversation to have. In another recent discussion Subraman posted: "I tend to bounce the 19-year-olds from the table when I'm in a drinking mood" I…

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Word count on opening line in reviews

Here's an example of what a bunch of my reviews look like without being logged in: https://i.imgur.com/Pzznks9.png You'll notice the first listing has 34 words and 160 characters, the second has 37 words (222 characters), the third 35 (175), and the fourth…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Okay paradise

Before my visit to paradise I went to speariment rhino to visit my atf but unfortunately she wasn't working that night so I decided try paradise for the first time. It was completely night and…

Lookers

Fort Myers, Florida

A quick stop - nothing special

I was at the mall and decided to drop by just long enough to get a feel for the place. The place was brightly lit for a strip club. The music selection trended…

Downtown Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Nice dances

Came on a Saturday night a few weeks ago. I bought just $20 couch dances in the main area where unfortunately it can be too crowded with people sitting right next to you as you…

Scene Restaurant & Lounge

Commack, New York

Different

I have been going to Long Island clubs for years and never knew this place was there. It is a shabby looking building on a busy highway but as far as I noticed no real…

Vixens

Fort Myers, Florida

A quick stop #2

Having had a beer at Lookers, I moved on to Scarlett's. The parking lot was surprisingly full on a Sunday afternoon. A significant portion of patrons seemed to be mostly interested in watching…

Titillations

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Same old Tits. Low mileage. Hot Russians.

I decided to give this club another try. It’s been awhile since I last went, and I was hoping it had changed, but it hasn’t. I arrived at about 8:15 on Sunday night. The club…

Fantasy

Hammond, Indiana

This used to be my regular spot... not anymore

I've reviewed this place a number of times, been here at least 15-20 times over the past few years. About a year ago something changed, they started with a bouncer during the day shift,…

Charisma

Stoughton, Massachusetts

Extended Visit

Club Alex’s used to be my favorite club (in my local area) until 7 or 8 years ago. That all changed when the authorities re-enforced Club Alex’s requirement to only hire dancers (with the proper…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Night out

Had the night to myself and decided to try ot kittens again. Parking is alot worse, had to park on a neighboring street, a little unnerving with how dark it was. …

Penthouse Club Tampa

Tampa, Florida

Great Staff, Bad Club...

How this club is still rated 6.1 is amazing...... So I started coming here after they opened and a some of my favorites moved down from TDH....it was "OK" in the beginning but has gotten progressively…

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This is what happens when a TUSCL poster is hired as a teacher!

https://efukt.com/22661_show_and_tell_fail.html Brilliant!

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A wife being there

A man tells his wife: - when I lost my shirt in that bad investment, you were there - when I went thru that bad illness, you were there - when I lost my job, you were there I've come to…

Lamplighter II

Millbury, Massachusetts

Not much happening

I hadn't been to LLII in quite some time and was reminded why recently. Granted, it was a Monday afternoon so expectations can't be very high, but it was a ghost town in there.…

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Transitions

Stripper (ITC then OTC), Civie bar ho gfe, hot milf sugar mama met on AM. Life is good!

FKK Forum

Any U.S. cities have clubs like Detroit?

I’m a Detroit monger, and know that I am lucky to call the metro Detroit SC scene my home base. I haven’t reviewed a ton of reviews of clubs out of town, but I’m wondering from those of you who…

Choice Gentlemen's Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Slow but steady

Came here hoping to see a fave after a fun few hours at Downtown Cabaret. Arrived about 1:15 a.m. and paid $16 for cover and bottle of cola at the door. I was the only…

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Everybody loves a landlord

if I rent to strippers, and I’m always broke... should I start demanding cash ? hmmm.

Club Paradise

Toronto, Ontario

Wednesday evening

I came here on Boxing Day to relieve some of the stress of the holidays. Once I got in there were a surprising amount of people in there, guess we all had the same idea.…

Downtown Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

On the rise

This review is of two December visits...both at night. This club is gorgeous in an old bank building. The staff is very friendly and most of the girls are super hot. Came in about 10…

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, Virginia

Pasties only due to VA law but very upscale

Overall vibe is pretty good. Loud music with two stages a bar on the side. Lounge style seating with two VIP sections. The champagne rooms will set you back at least 1k but you…

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Sunday double teams

The last couple Sunday nights I've been out clubbing, I've had an unusually high number of threesome dance proposals. Took the bait on one offer last month in a club in NYC. Had a nice time with 2 lovelies, but…

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Do you care that the dancer is married?

After being treated to several goofy threads about married customers, let's flip the script a bit. As anyone who actually knows anything about this business well understands, most dancers have SOs. Makes sense when you think about it…

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"You give head almost as good as a girl"

This is what I was told the other night. I guess it was a compliment, but it felt like a backhanded one, lol.

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

8.0 rating really?

SF Bay area SC action is bleak and every one knows that. Did some research, read reviews and drove all the way from SF till Rancho Cordava at around 9pm ish. No one was at the…

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@Countryman

I haven't seen him on here in a while. Did he get stuck on the other side of the border? Is he riding around town on a short bus? Anybody know?

The Horns

Spitalfields, England

could double as a library...

As usual this place was pretty dead in the afternoon, for stage dancing there has to be a minimum of 3 customers and so dancing had to be delayed by 20 mins or so until…

Cracker Jaxx

Jackson, Michigan

How do you get them unglued from phone or regulars?

They had 4 dancers when I arrived and they were taking breaks in between time spent on stage. The main problem with this club whenever I have visited is dancers do not interact with…

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Hopefully 2019 will be a positive year

Happy New Years to all of you

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New Year's Eve Traditions

Detroiters love New Year's Eve because it's the one night of the year when people shoot their guns in the air. What New Year's traditions do you love?

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

The release

Great place. The last 2 times I've been there the VIP has been SOOOO Worth it. 2 different visits and 2 different girls. The first kept rubbing my cock through my pants just briefly.…

Saturday Night Live

Westminster, Colorado

Good value and chill time

I went here on a Thursday to check out the Thursday night game and the bar side of the club was pretty packed with a couple guys on the club side. No cover because I…

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

5 week vacation

The knock on The Sands is that it's too small and too quiet. I find that both these things are positive things. I like to go right to the back row, tip a few of…

Charlie's

Los Angeles, California

Had a Nice Time, But It's a Locals Only Kind of Joint

This place is more like a neighborhood bar, possibly a dive bar, but run professionally. Many TUSCLers would feel uncomfortable here. If you’re not OK with black people, or places where you might run into…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Consistent

Haven't been in for a while so I decided to check out the current situation. Since it was football season they had their usual stadium buffet inluded in the $3 daytime cover and games…

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Why are fat strippers like mopeds?

Q. Why are fat strippers like mopeds? A. They're both fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to see you on one.

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Match.com

Man I gotta be honest it's brutal. Holy fuck. There's a reason I go to strip clubs. Do you all got any online dating success stories? I bought the 6 month and I regret it already. Whatever I know your…

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Using a GF to Prep u for the clubs

Ok ok just give me a second to explain myself. All i can get are these pretty faced fat chicks at my age of 37. Well it hit me. I could date one of these girls and never fuck them LOL I…

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Not bad for beer and a view

Stopped in on a rainy Monday afternoon for a beer. I knew that clubs in DC had very strict tules and Archibalds is no exception. There weren’t many dancers working and I didn’t have a…

Spearmint Rhino

Los Angeles, California

Really Disappointed

Been ages since I been here. I like Vegas, Torrance and COI Rhinos. UFC was in town, it was a Sat night, and I saw a lot of names on the roll call.…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

why oh why do i go back here ?

Another wasted night at Bogey's - the place that defines inconsistency. As usual, I often have the opportunity to hit the Clubs only on short notice - and since Bogey's is the closest of these establishments…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Packed but Best Place

Came in on a thursday night where they do their stripped thursday. $20 cover. mostly only standing room inside because thursdays are packed. lots of girls there walking around but can be sometimes hard…

Tijuana

Anyone in TJ 12-30/31?

This is my first time at HK. I'm wondering if there are any pros around that is willing to show this newbie the ropes?

Club Platinum

Atlanta, Georgia

Maybe If You Want to Chill

With all the closures lately, I wanted to find another club or two, and so I gave Club Platinum a look. Parking is tight but there is a side street if needed. After…

The Men's Club

Guadalajara, Jalisco

The Club itself is very nice!

Very expensive decor in this place. My buddy and I have been here a half dozen times over the last year and a half. The girls are just okay. You will meet…

Rocket City Showgirls

Huntsville, Alabama

Mileage at vary...

I’ve visited the Cherry a few more times (primarily on afternoons, so this is mostly the day shift) since my last review about six months ago. The thing I keep thinking about is just…

Bourbon Street Gentlemen's Club

Parlin, New Jersey

Opened em up on a monday so YEMV

Stopped by here a few months ago after i found out they opened at noon. I was in town with time to kill and decided to poke my head in. The building does not look…

Deja Vu Showgirls Nashville

Nashville, Tennessee

Waste of Time

This club is pretty much a waste of time. Not the fault of the club, but apparently of the laws in Tennessee/Nashville. Cover charge was $22 when I entered after 7pm (sign at entrance…

Platinum West

West Columbia, South Carolina

Dirty Talk On A Saturday Night

Was downtown with friends watching the Georgia / Alabama game. hey had to leave early bu I was not going to abandon my Bullogs in the 4th quarter. Needless to say, it didn't…

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Buy a dance from her? 1-10? (Elise Trouw)

So what do you guys think of this girl (same person in all links): https://www.instagram.com/p/BnhRaSfg9z5/ https://www.instagram.com/p/BYTx7KJg3b0/ https://www.instagram.com/p/BWIkkw8Auy-/ https://www.instagram.com/p/Bb8KRUhA5bS/ She is my latest instagram crush. And I made sure she is over 18 in all of those photos.

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Wow! Amazing!

Last week, was the my personal best visit ever!!!I arrived around 6pm , the club was packed!and the sound was boomin! I walked around for a good amount of time, I was really disappointed in the…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Friday night visit

Went in this past Friday and got there around 9:30. Place was pretty dead as far as customers go but a good number of dancers. Girls here are usually on the plus side in looks…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

Unimpressed

I have visited the other Booby Trap establishments in the past and you know what you are getting going in. It's a good mid tier experience. That cannot be said for the Pompano Beach location. …

Dream Girls

Lincoln Park, Michigan

first and last

This was my first and probably last trip here. The building itself is really nice but the talent was missing. Of the 5 girls there I think only one was good looking enough to get…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

New Blood

Went back to the inn to celebrate the start of the holiday vacation season. We all know the layout so I'll skip the 1970's vibe and the bar strip club separation. I've been coming to…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

A visit to see a real feature dance RR

Went last Saturday to see the amazing and beautiful Richelle Ryan. Wanted to make ratings fair and based on the actual club and not how much I enjoyed seeing…

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Describe your Perfect 10 Dancer

The one-to-ten rating we all use are purely by physical looks. But I really liked how a TUSCLer rated his Perfect 10 - one point at a time. And quite balanced might I add. Full Article is here: https://www.tuscl.net/article.php5?id=19368…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Day after Xmas

Headed to Desire originally don’t know if it was due to the holiday but the regular day girls weren’t there are it was dead since FL wasn’t an option headed to Fantasies. I always say walking…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Good club in downtown

This was the closest strip club to my hotel (about a mile). I was in Dave and Buster prior to this - and it was a 2 minute drive to Delilah's. I found free parking, showed…

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the pussy gets old quick

i did have one atf who was so gorgeous and so good at what she did i kept seeing her for years. but as a general matter i start finding a stripper less exciting after 5 or 10 times.…

Bonkers Saloon

Manitowoc, Wisconsin

Good Mileage

I went back last Saturday after a long time away and nothing had really changed. Good large stage area with a lot of seats at the stage and away. Mostly black dancers…

The Pink Pussycat Lounge

Tampa, Florida

Thursday Morning @ 1am on 12/27/18

Haven't done a review in a long time since most of the places I frequent do not change much. But today I felt a different vibe in the Pussycat lounge. I walked in and they…

Emperors Pasco

Holiday, Florida

Still The Friendliest Club Around

I am writing this as supplement to my 12/23 review, which may have been overly critical. This time I visited in early evening, about 6:30. The super friendly manager was not there.…

Bare Assets

Holiday, Florida

Still Friendliest Club Around

I am writing this as supplement to my 12/23 review, which may have been overly critical. This time I visited in early evening, about 6:30. The super friendly manager was not there.…

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Would you like to experience a blow up sex doll without buying one?

C'mon down to Follies. They have a blond Cuban dancer with a fake ass, tits and bright red fake lips. Every customer and dancer I asked, agreed that she fits the profile.

Bare Assets

Holiday, Florida

Sealed A Deal This Time

I’m writing this short review as a supplement to my 12/23 review, which may have been overly gushing in its praise. It’s still a nice club, but during my second visit a week…

Dreams

Tampa, Florida

Not bad for dayshift

Went to dreams around 3 p.m. There were 8 dancers working. Looks ranged for 6-8 except for one that was a 2. Got a bucket of 5 Corona for $15 which isn't bad. Started talking…

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am I the only one not sending dick pics?

My CF starts telling me about some of the guys she used to date, and her kid’s father, and how they are all trying to hook up with all of her stripper friends. It seems their MO is to get…

Wild Mustang Gentlemen’s Club

Detroit, Michigan

Not worth it

It cost $30 just to get in the door from the valet and entry fee. The few girls i seen actually walking around and not just sitting at the bar were pretty and had great…

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Who wants to come to my georgetown law school graduation dinner ? Obviously sirl

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Wild Mustang Gentlemen’s Club

Detroit, Michigan

It cost $30 just to get in the door from the valet and entry fee. The few girls i seen actually walking around and not just sitting at the bar were pretty and had great bodies. I was talking to this one girl who was prett

It cost $30 just to get in the door from the valet and entry fee. The few girls i seen actually walking around and not just sitting at the bar were pretty and had great…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Money well saved

Feeling good after making some extra dollars on a Clemson/Oklahoma parlay (especially when OU had no business covering the spread that game) so headed out to the clubs late Saturday evening. Getting a late…

ICON Gentlemen's Club

Timber Pines, Florida

Don't Waste Your Time

Icon is in Hudson, about 15 miles north of the cluster of strip clubs centered around New Port Richey. I stopped by at about 3:00 p.m. on a Friday afternoon. There was no…

Pink Pussycat Lounge

Hudson, Florida

Lollipops Sucks

This is a small, run down looking club fronting on US-19. The sign out front said “Tits the season.” That’s the holiday spirit. Unfortunately, any cheeriness I was feeling evaporated upon entry. I…

The Vue

Hudson, Florida

The View Is Not Pretty

There was no cover and no doorman when I arrived about 4:00. The large square stage is immediately to the left as you enter. There was a short, fat, late middle-aged dancer with…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

BT’s Dearborn Satisfying Weekday Visit

They had six dancers with a dozen customers when I arrived before the 7 PM shift change. Familiar faces were Bailey-6, China-7, and Ruby-6.5 from H8 North. Chloe was the only dancer that…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Nice Club Beautiful Girls So So Personslities

When to Desire on Saturday. Arrived around 5 stayed about 4 hours. This is a very well run club with mostly beautiful dancers nice club setup and attentive wait staff. Drink prices were reasonable. An…

The Library Gentleman's Club

Redlands, California

Slightly above average

Clean facilities, felt safe inside and out. Girls were alot better here attractive wise. It was still early probably around 630pm. Not too many people, seemed to be a couple regulars. Cover was 10 or…

215 Gentlemen's Club

Colton, California

Average

A group of us went in on a Saturday evening around 930pm.(2 males, 1 female) Cover wasnt much 5 dollars per person. Drinks weren't that expensive either. It is alot smaller inside than it appears…

Headliners

Greenville, Pennsylvania

Busy Night, But Little Fun

I am a former employee of this club. I hadn't been there in a few years and knew they had gotten new owners or management. I stopped in around midnight on a Saturday…

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SEXY GIRLS, ADULT STRIP CLUB VR GAME STEAM RELEASE REPEATEDLY POSTPONED

"The game isn’t much of a game other than walking around in a strip club watching chicks with big boobs dance around without any clothes on." I don't play video games, but this sounds like a game designed for me. https://www.oneangrygamer.net/2018/12/sexy-girls-adult-strip-club-vr-game-steam-release-repeatedly-postponed/74322/

Montana Hideaway Gentlemen's Club

El Paso, Texas

Could be worse

Decent place. The bartender is the true hidden gem. Big ass, terrible English. Tip her and ask for a dance. You won’t be disappointed. Very skilled. Very sexy. Willing to please. If you don’t speak…

Cloud 9 Show Bar

Harleysville, Pennsylvania

Good Friday

I really like the fact that this place opens at noon on a Friday, wish it would open at noon on other days, but I will take the Friday. Since I go often on Friday,…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

A Dream, then a Jiffy Lube

Saturday brought me a rare treat. I frequently prowl Houston’s lurid underside in search of experiences I will have to lie about to my wife & kids, but it’s very rare for me to venture…

Charlotte's Cabaret

Tampa, Florida

Last Thursday @ 2am on 12/27/18

After the Pink Pussycat Lounge I decided to just stop by and see what was up. It is close so why not. Usually no entrance fee around this time. One white dancer…

Stiletto

Nanuet, New York

Passing through

I hadn't been here in two years and was passing through so I decided to stop and check it out. They had remodeled about 4 years ago and the set up sucks as the stage…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Good enough

Have been a frequent patron of PHC until the major shutdown earlier this year. Reviews after the reopen were too discouraging for me to go back. But after seeing clicks of some of my ATFs…

Fannie's

South Fulton, Georgia

Is Fannies stepping to the next level

Came in Saturday after a flight, to a club with some cosmetic changes as well as some in the entertainer department. I would say 15 girls working, most having the southern hospitality down pat. Strange…

meditations of a married man.

i started clubbing at 30 when my gf of 5/2 years broke up with me over christmas break in my last year of law school. I thought we were going to get married soon after i graduated. i think she did too and that's why she split. i went to law school in a different part of the country and i was home for the holidays. my best friend in the area was recently divorced and sold womanizing to me as a good way to live. despondent and lonely, i asked a pretty girl i knew out for drinks. she accepted and there was lots of flirting. but i was emotionally a mess and not ready to pull…

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Drugs in South Florida Strip Clubs

Which South Florida Strip clubs see the most drug use among customers and strippers?

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

Must Go

I was visiting Lexington for work and decided to have fun a Mondsy night and go see some ladies. The staff at the front desk was very friendly and entry was free. Don't know if…

Living Room

Dayton, Ohio

Change is Good!

So they lost their liquor license....with that, dancing is now without pasties and completely nude! Stage is still mostly covered. To have a dance topless is $25 per song, full nude is $40…

Racer Girls

Poplar Bluff, Missouri

Back woods fun

Ok, decided I would review this place. My visit was about 6 months ago, before I joined TUSCL. It is a shack looking SC with a Race car (NASCAR) up on the billboard post (an…

Spearmint Rhino

West Palm Beach, Florida

$10 Tuesdays, my old friend...

Man, this is a great place on a Tuesday. Haven't been in over a year and was visiting the area (intentionally planned on a Tuesday), so couldn't wait to stop in. Parking was…

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Christmas Presents

For Christmas I received an Amazon Echo, a smart speaker connected to the internet. It is accessed via the Alexa app. I can say, "Alexa, what is the temperature?" "Alexa, play Jefferson Airplane's 'White Rabbit'."…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Underrated Talent at Purple Orchid

I visited the Purple Orchid on Saturday night. I was at Outerspace Club but there were not that many dancers working. I figured I would check out Purple Orchid on the way home. What a…

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What is the longest time you will spend with a stripper OTC?

Q. What is the longest time you will spend with a stripper OTC? A. The time between when you come and when she goes.

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

Good, not great, mileage

Stopped by Wacko's on a Saturday afternoon. When I arrived, I only saw 2 or 3 dancers working, far to few dancers to match the 20 or so customers who were spread around the…

Blush

Commack, New York

I actually liked this motherfucker

Despite a lot of negative reviews. Came here on a Saturday night from The Scene only a few miles away. No cover here. Plenty of parking, no worries on that front. Walk in, I would…

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How about extending the login session?

Splitting the forum was a step in the right direction. It would be nice if login sessions lasted more than a day. I don't like storing passwords in my browser and it's a drag to re-login constantly.

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Dancer calls me a pervert as I'm fingering her (front room!). What are some fun

Last time I went clubbing a dancer bobbed on my fingers until she orgasmed, calling me a pervert a few times, even though she was the one grinding me until orgasm. I couldn't think of any fun names to…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Sorry for not being from Philadelphia!

This is as provincial a club as I've ever seen. The dancers only approached locals, even though I tipped stage dances at a more than acceptable rate, but they don't personally know me. The guys…

Mirage Gentlemen's Lounge

Farmingdale, New York

Lots of beautiful women of color

Went with my friend on a saturday night about 8 girls working, mostly black and thicc. Had a dance with Eve. She was very attractive, and seemed genuinely turned on by me. At the end…

Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, Wisconsin

Beware shift change

After a few years away I stopped by on my way through town on a recent Wednesday around 6:45. As I entered, the door guy said no cover because shift change was about to happen…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

On the Mount Rushmore of Playhouse Dancers belongs...

The Burlington Hand Factory is a diamond in the rough. Playhouse is not a glitzy high-class club. It's a little side-of-the road dive with many dancers that provide a strip club…

Scene Restaurant & Lounge

Commack, New York

Damn everyone wanted a price of me here

Checked this club out because of the reviews. I’m seeing people saying no cover. I had to pay $10 at the door. Bar is to the right. VIP is to the left. Pretty small place…

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What to do?

After 9 years my ATF moved 1200 miles away. She’s doing okay, but not too surprisingly came up short on funds for New Years’ Eve. She texted me asking if I’d send her a couple of hundred. She offered to…

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Common Illnesses Among PLs (and How to Cure Them)

chessmaster and twentyfive highlighted two scourges of the PL world in a different thread about various approaches PLs take to the hobby ( https://www.tuscl.net/app/discussion.php5?id=62910 ). The first was "White Knight Syndrome", where guys infected believe they are Capn' Save-a-Ho and…

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JAX clubs

Hi. I don’t see a lot of high rated clubs in Jax. Why not? Any Jax clubs full of hot babes today? Going there on biz soon. Will stay an extra day if some club…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

More crowded than expected

I"ve been to 19th Hole a few times, but probably never on a Friday night before this week. When I"ve visited on weeknights (that weren't a holiday week), the place was deserted. It was much…

Stiletto

East Rutherford, New Jersey

Nothing special

Should up around 1am which was pretty closing time. The bouncer did not make us pay cover but insisted we had to buy a drink. Walked in got a couple of drinks for my friends…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Hugger trip 7439

As the title suggests been a long time Hugger fan and can’t really say enough about the place as far as staff and facilities go. Well documented by me and others. Will only speak to…

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Your first porn mag

The thread about your first visit to a strip club brought back memories and made me think of the first time I saw a porn mag and learned just how amazing a woman could look naked. I think I was 11…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

Old haunts

used to frequent this join back when I went to college. Its like cheers of strip clubs except people know your name. The Bartender is ok and fast the the beers. I did a few…

Exit 11 Gentlemen's Club

City of Orange, New Jersey

Rah Rah's is now called Exit 11 Gentlemen's Club

So I follow a hot MILF bartender who used to work at VIPS on instagram and recently saw that she works at a new club called Exit 11 in Orange. Thier instagram page reveals that…

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NNJ New Club Alert (Rah Rah's is now called Exit 11)

So I follow a hot MILF bartender who used to work at VIPS on instagram and recently saw that she works at a new club called Exit 11 in Orange. Thier instagram page reveals that this club's location used to…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

County cracking down but still a solid time to be had

Follies is a staple in ATL. I’ve been here at least 5 times each year for the last 5 years, so I’ve seen things change up. Some of the constants include a daytime with more mileage…

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During the games

Sitting back in my leather chair watching Notre Dame and Clemson on the big screen thinking what I really need is a lovely woman kneeling in front of me performing really great oral sex . Anybody else think this should…

Club Rio

Indianapolis, Indiana

yet to be blown away

Tried Rio again about three weeks ago on a trip to Indianapolis. I went here and Dancers. Would have like to hit Sunset Strip too but maybe I was out too early or it is…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

delivered as expected

Went to Follies a couple of weeks ago on a Monday night. Was there from about 9 pm to midnight. $10 cover. Took a Lyft car so no parking issues. I've been to Follies 10+…

Club Phoenix

North Sewickley, Pennsylvania

First time since name change

First time stopping in since the place was renamed, so quite some time. Walked in the door a little after midnight and started to pay my cover charge for a Friday night, $25 and…

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Describe Nicole in a few words

For example, I will say that Nicole is sweet, nice, funny, and cool!

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The Comeback Kid

This is inspired by the clubbing scene in Detroit proper and how all of the clubs have removed curtains from the VIP area. In your clubbing area, have you ever seen clubs fall on hard times due to laws or bad…

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College Football Playoffs

What I have learned so far from the Cotton Bowl 1. Clemson has a terrible kicking game. 2. Notre Dame's defense is full off pussies.

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Because we care

https://nypost.com/2017/08/15/vaginas-absolutely-need-sex-or-theyll-become-medically-depressed/amp/?utm_source=facebook_sitebuttons&utm_medium=site%2Bbuttons&utm_campaign=site%2Bbuttons&__twitter_impression=true

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When a girl under sells and over performs in a club

So I have been reviewing my year for work and that of course leads me down other paths such as a club I went to in March that offered a wonderful surprise. The club has extras from many girls but…

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PHX Hiliter closing??

I've heard rumors from dancers at other clubs and seen posts on other sites that indicate Hiliter is going to close, or at least finally lose their liquor license, in early January. Have any other PHX people heard the same…

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Recent LDK Experience?

Any recent LDK experiences? - How was the approach? Big boobs or butt? - How much did u pay? - Was she trying to make you LDK? Did you ask? - In what position was she when it happened?

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Favorite thing about the Holiday season?

For me. With the cluttered Premier League schedule during this time, it's the amount of air time that Rebecca Howe gets.

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First time at a new club

Just wanted to see fellow mongers’ advice or input. First time at a club I: - Obvi read TUSCL reviews - Drive around the building’s area. Most places are in sketchy industrial areas so I like to see exactly what’s area undo…

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Man acquitted after brawl outside Vancouver strip club

Brawls outside strip clubs are not brilliant. https://vancouversun.com/news/crime/man-acquitted-after-brawl-outside-vancouver-strip-club

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What do strippers have in common with noodles?

Q. What do strippers have in common with noodles? A. They both wiggle when you eat them.

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What percentage of PLs do you think are married family men?

The strippers can probably answer this one the best. Oh well. When i talk with strippers, once in a while some of them will ask me if i have a GF or wife and i usually tell them i don't.…

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Im not a judgemantal person.just wanna b clear. I am very sweet girl and have b

Yes I'm trolling but its true lol.

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How strict are we with publishing reviews?

I feel like rejecting a lot of reviews, but am I expecting too much? There seem to be a lot with good specific detail, but only covering 1/4 of what is mentioned in the guidelines. How much detail is enough…

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Phoenix for a few days... what's STILL a good club here?

Title says it all... I've heard Phoenix has really fallen off the map in regard to the sc's. What's a club that's still decent in most categories? ;)

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Using Instagram

Hey all, Does anyone have any tips for finding girls on Instagram? I keep hearing about these amazing models but how exactly are you finding them?

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How are you so fucked up that the only two things u live for arr your cigarettes

I dont get some of the women I hear about ?

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Weird day at the club

Stopped by a local club for a couple hours during the afternoon. One lady Walked up and started grabbing at my fingers trying hold my hand with her fingers between mine. I pulled back. She laughed and said your shy,…

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Effect of Splitting the Discussion Rooms?

I just logged in the see what is being talked about. When it was all one room there were always lively threads (regardless of original subject) and people posting something every few minutes. There are a few recent posts in…

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Strip Club Attire

There was a recent post where one of our brethren described an issue he was having with his zipper when getting fucked in the club. https://www.tuscl.net/app/discussion.php5?id=62913 With all the experience in this forum I was hoping someone could provide some advice…

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Your dick ever get fucked up on your zipper when you're banging a stripper?

Just curious if any other guys have this problem and what you do to help.

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I Told You So!, behind D. J. Trump is an Occult Initiative!

OT: Occult Group Behind Donald Trump? https://www.tuscl.net/app/discussion.php5?id=49640. Gary Lachman Dark Star Rising Conway Hall 26/6/18 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kz-yzii-rRQ https://www.amazon.com/Dark-Star-Rising-Magick-Power/dp/0143132067/ref=sr_1_3/141-1411942-3953115?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1546045603&sr=1-3&keywords=Gary+Lachman Click On Look Inside To See: https://www.amazon.com/Dark-Star-Rising-Magick-Power/dp/0143132067/ref=sr_1_3/141-1411942-3953115?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1546045603&sr=1-3&keywords=Gary+Lachman#reader_0143132067 When I originally alerted you I had no idea Lachman was working on a book. He writes extremely good and completely…

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Having problems with “The System” in dives

I can’t but feel out of place with my white suit on in these places. Often times I’ll be in the club and I’ll get swarmed by girls immediately. It makes it hard to carrry on with the fucking thing.…

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TUSCL the Hustle: Customer Lead-Ins

Earlier Subraman posted something about a thread he saw on SW that discussed different hustles dancers run on custies. What about approaches the customers use to initiate some strip club fun? Two easy ones to use are the Enthusiastic Noob…

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FKK Dietzenbach

I have tried to add this FKK club to the list so that I can post a review of same but on two attempts the add has failed to create anything. Once a couple weeks ago and once 2…

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Not long to go

Will be going to FKK Club Globe in Zurich early Jan, I will do a review as usual. Got a return flight for a little over $100 so I couldn't resist it.

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So as we close in on the end of 2018

How many of us can say this was a good year? ( for me the best word to describe it is odd) What are you going to do different if anything? ( thinking of cutting back on SA and…

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Why do some ppl think that if all police squads were more dominated by females t

Why do ppl feel that an equal split between the sexes for police squads would lead to unsafe communities, particularly when it has been consistently reported that many times, overly aggressive approaches used predominantly by male cops has resulted in…

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Tuscl must be boring without nicole1994. Happy early new yr ppl!!

Ok

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Would u find it a problem if thE NFL replaced its female cheerleaders with males

Ok

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A New Progressive Position

And published in a left wing "news" publication. It confuses me why there is such a large Jewish voting bloc that always votes straight line blue. http://time.com/4839592/anti-semitism-lgbtq-pride/

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There is no need for 3 different discussion rooms .

Just have 1 , Weird updates

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What did the stripper get on her SAT test?

Q. What did the stripper get on her SAT test? A. Drool.

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I think I noticed another change. Please confirm

When you make a comment and hit back it goes back to the main room instead of the page where you wrote your comment. If I’m right there won’t be any more accidental double posts.

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She sure knows how to make a guy feel special

One girl had an interesting approach. She told me that all the guys there were pathetic and she came to talk to me so she wouldn’t have to get raped by any of these creepy guys. She told me to…

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Founder wants this room to be like the front room of a strip club, but to me it’

Title says it all

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Diamond Dolls

I have to hand it to Papi, he really knows what he’s talking about when it comes to clubs in South FL. This club really is top notch. Shoulda done more research the last time I was here. This place…

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“We don’t like him”

There was a guy standing by the bar talking to one of the girls. I don’t remember exactly what he did that got my attention, but I noticed that he was being a little rowdy. I was sitting with my…

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VIP Room limited to 25 threads

Founder - when you click the next 25 discussion link in the VIP Room you get sent back to the Front Room. Just thought you should know.

Gold Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

I've been here many times. Looking for an update on

I've been here many times. Looking for an update on a dancer named Shy. My burner phone bit the dust and I didn't have any backup info. Is she still at GC?

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The Dealer Maker

I was approached by a dancer I initially did not find attractive but as we talked I became more comfortable with her but I didn't see this going beyond conversation. As we talked she went from friendly, to semi flirty…

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Crazy Horse in Detroit reopened as Horse....

How do i know? Because... a shooting. https://www.clickondetroit.com/news/man-shot-outside-horse-strip-club-in-southwest-detroit

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Probably the hottest video on YouTube

One of the hottest videos on YouTube: https://youtu.be/LviuALo193E Guys who like fitspo models, or 18 yr old nymphs, or utter perfection in the female form, will enjoy this video. You might also enjoy it if you like glitter, Nutella, lollipops, baby…

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Why is it?

That if a girl sleeps around or drinks or smokes weed or strips that she is "struggling with inner demons of some sort" or that she's doing it because she's going through something or any other number of reasons besides…

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Preferred means of messaging

Assuming you meet a stripper who agrees to exchange contact information, what are you finding to be the preferred means of communication? Text seems to be the most common. But I seem to be finding an increasing preference…

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Things have changed!

You spend a little time away from the board and now there are discussion rooms. Brilliant idea! Let’s see if this decreases the complaining about trolling! I’m betting it will, at least a bit. On the other hand, I thinkthere will…

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I never realized how much crap was in the old forum

until this one opened.... I have enjoyed reading the threads, sure there are not as many comments, but at least the comments are on topic. We will have a thread in here that would have 250 comments in a…

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Detroit 2AMer.

DETROIT (FOX 2) - A man was killed in a shooting outside a strip club on Detroit's southwest side early Thursday morning. Police say the shooting happened during a fight in the parking lot outside The Horse. One of the…

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Question: Describe the best sex you ever had Answers: Every sex should be the be

Title says it all

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Just an idea

Since we can't see what the girls are saying they shouldn't be allowed to see what we say With that said you should have a separate discussion room so vip clients can chat with certified strippers This place is turning into stripper

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Foxy Lady to reopen, but without dancers, pending full review

PROVIDENCE — The Foxy Lady gained a partial victory in its legal battle against the city’s licensing authority Monday when state regulators agreed to let the longtime strip club reopen on a temporary basis as a nightclub, but with no…

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What is the difference between a wife and a stripper?

Q. What is the difference between a wife and a stripper? A. The man thinks of his wife his better half. He thinks of his stripper his better hole.

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Diminishing returns

The longer i partake in this hobby, the more i find myself set in the specific type of experience i'm seeking. To make an oft used analogy, closer to the beginning of this hobby, i could compare SCing to…

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The trolls suddenly disappear ;(

Recent post has been pretty boring since the update. Been viewing discussions since the change and not many interesting topics about the SC scene has been written as well as all the funny trolls are all gone ;0 I guess lets…

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OT Walmart

I rarely go into Walmart because they are a pain in the ass. Long lines, they check your receipt on the way out and treat you like a criminal and assume you are stealing shit. I walked into one today…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Because of good reviews this could be best destination but

Because of good reviews this could be best destination but very bad experience. Girls few n good but dancing with full clothings lol. Food was bice bear a $ only. Location of club is nice but this can’t compete with…

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can't upload my avatar

anyone else having trouble uploading their avatar pic, or if someone could help me. Damsel in distress.

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Happy New Year, all IGNOREs are lifted! Suggestions to Founder

My Ignore List: DrPhil, DrPhil., IME, Meat72, san_jose_gay, tixtittyfag, JimGassagain, Call.Me.Ishmael, SirLapdancealot, L1oydSchoene, Nicole1994, TrapBapy304, PaulDrake But no more, now no one is on IGNORE. I do not plan on using IGNORE to keep people from posting on my threads. Founder, setting…

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The Deal Breaker

Recently, I met the dancer who checked all the boxes for me but as we were getting to know each other her phone rang and I could clearly see her lock screen had a picture of her and her significant…