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Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Stopped by on a Saturday afternoon

I stopped by Blue Moon on a Daturdsy afternoon. There were only 4 girls working, and not a familiar face among them. There was a cute Latina girl I was willing to give a…

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What did the stripper say when she was told that Jesus was coming?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. What did the stripper say when she…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

delayed LAX flight-had to kill time

whats great about the jet strip is it's a good place to hang if your flight is running late out of LAX. i was in that exact position. i checked their website and…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

Old-school charm, but watch out for aggressive dancers

This place is a real throwback, like you've stepped into a time machine to the 70s. The entrance resembles a seedy theater, where for some reason they give you an actual ticket after you pay…

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THIS HOUSE IS A PRISON! ON THE PLANET OF BULLSHIT! IN THE GALEXY IF THIS SUCKS C

https://youtu.be/LjW3ndBBfj8 The best scene in Step Brothers

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

2019 = Higher prices

After a pretty good 2018, this club has significantly increased prices due to the changes in CA law regarding employees vs independent contractors. Topless dances are now 30, and nude are 50. While the 30…

Jill's Lounge And Gentlemens Club

Valley Grove, West Virginia

Rough night

The club is tucked in behind a TA truck stop and a little not past Ruttenbucks (what a terrible name for a restaurant). Parking is along the street, and overflow is across the road in…

Platinum West

West Columbia, South Carolina

Day Shift

I decided to go to PE one last time as I plan on moving out of the southeast and went to see what day shift had to offer. There were about 8 dancers in the…

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Arnies in Chicago Suburb suffers extortion for years

The attached article outlines the only way extras clubs in Chicago area can exist -- until they can't any more . . . https://chicago.suntimes.com/news/federal-complaint-implicates-harvey-mayor-eric-kellogg-strip-club-shakedown/ Gosh, I miss the good old days. Wonder how many other places exist under similar circumstances.

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OT: Wow

Hopefully the video will play: https://www.msn.com/en-us/autos/enthusiasts/this-ford-gt-obliterates-a-corvette-zr1-in-half-mile-drag-race/ar-BBUsI9a?ocid=spartandhp

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Recommendations for Ontario...California not Canada

I will be traveling to Ontario Ca for business next week and am interested in getting away from my co-workers one night, probably Thursday. I won't have a car and I don't want to spend all my money on cab…

The Raven

Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania

Light on the Extras

It had been a couple of months since I visited the Red Raven. I went in last night to check out the new talent - specifically looking for Michelle who had been getting some good…

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Pussy Procurement Policies

What are yours?

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

First VIP, best dance yet.

This was my second visit to this club. Entry was only $5. Beer was only like $3.50, and this was on a Saturday night, about 10ish. The place looked to be about half full on…

Bucks Cabaret

Fort Worth, Texas

Ok for a Monday night

$12 cover thought it was 5 on Mondays but that is apparently before 6. Variety of girls working four dance spots plenty of seating. Girls weren’t to pushy for dances. Beers were good $1.75 for…

Charisma

Stoughton, Massachusetts

Chilling at Alexs

There were 5-6 girls on. It was lunch time and I thought there would be more patrons. At first it was just me, then a few more came in. It was slow which I don’t…

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Are you intentionally vague on here?

I don’t like being very specific in here wrt thugs like which clubs I go to, or if I’m gonna post a story I usually wait a while. I wouldn’t be in trouble if anyone in my real life figured…

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Msg 4 guys I flirt with in future : don't tell me "meeting u in person" will mak

Lol thats what I told him tonight !

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LOL at politically well connected men on campus who are "afraid of Muslims" but

Arent u scared of me tho??? Lolol

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I stopped talking to this guy bc he was being dumb but I miss flirting with him

Ok

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Getting to know the support staff.

I have found that getting to know the supppot staff has benefits. The last club I left, the bouncer, the DJ, the bartenders and 5 dancers all called me by my first and middle name as I approached the floor,…

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Is it ok to call a girl cocky when she tells you that you are giving creeper vib

I called him out bc he asked me "why not" aftet I told him I didn't wanna wrap my legs around him when cuddling ..he said stop being cocky Lmao fucking little birch. Fuck rapist ass men

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Is it bad if I have more fun at a non Extras club?

I have been assessing my bang for buck lately. Although I absolutely love getting extras, it seems as though I have so much more fun in the non extras clubs. I get to know the bartender, the bouncer, the DJ,…

Pink Diamonds

North Hollywood, California

Packed house but meh

Showed up here over the weekend, packed house on a Saturday night. Only time worth coming here really when they have most of their girls working. Would not recommend coming on the other nights. This…

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, Texas

My New Pervert Pants - 1st Test Run

On Valentine’s Day my wife gave me a pair of pants. They weren’t just any old pair of pants. Although she does not realize it, she gave me the perfect pair of pervert…

Red Room

Baltimore, Maryland

Still best on the block

Stopped in here after a visit to Circus on a cold Tuesday night. Not very busy, 3 customers and 5 dancers. I ordered a $7 can of Bud light from Rob, who was…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Afternoon visit

I was in NYC for the day and thought I would check out this place out. I had been to the old location but not the new one west of Times Square. Upon entering I…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

First visit

Very cute girls. If you have them followed on Instagram you can get free admittance with a drink min in the afternoons. Always a good crop of friendly ready for a great time girls. Ofcourse…

Bare Assets

Holiday, Florida

It only takes one

The final strip club stop on my Florida trip was Bare Assets in Holiday on Thursday Feb 21, 2019 from about 4:30 to 5:45 pm. On US19 just north of the Pasco County line…

Crazy Horse Cabaret

Port Allen, Louisiana

A quick visit

I had to drive from Baton Rouge to Lake Charles and decided to take a quick visit before I had to drive the entire way. Also there are no clubs in the Lake…

Bottoms Up

Irvington, New Jersey

Finally...

Stopped by in the afternoon to check this place out. It was very dark, and there were four women there. One only sat at the bar. There were a few guys sitting…

Circus Bar

Baltimore, Maryland

What I expected on a cold Tuesday night.

It has been several years since I have visited Circus, so I ventured in on a cold slow Baltimore night around 8:30 p.m. I was expecting the place to be dead, and I wasn't disappointed.…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Average dancers

Went to follies on Saturday after 3 months. Arrived around 1.45 pm and parking is $20 even before 2 pm.. :( looks like they keep on increasing the valet parking charge. Cover charge is same…

Ye Olde Axe

Spitalfields, England

tuesday afternoon in the axe

Pretty quiet , but probably normal for a tuesday afternoon. On my last visit several of the girls asked for £2 in the jug collection instead of £1. Given the stage dances are virtually…

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another female to rank

and here we go https://goo.gl/images/RgL1sR

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Afternnon at Risue

Was in town for bussiness decided to stop at Risque for a beer before hitting the road home. About 6 guys at bar. Girls take turns dancing in middle of bar 2 stages…

Cheeks

Wilmington, Delaware

Lunch Break Intel

So I've dgone to Hak's 4 different times during lunch hours to scope out the scene. They have a decent burger or fried chicken sandwich for lunch and you get to look at dancing women.…

Spearmint Rhino

Rialto, California

Disappointed

I have been wanting to re-visit this club for a while, because it is the closest club to where I live. It is a rather odd location, in a strip mall right in small downtown…

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Fruit cup

I just ate a mandarin orange fruit cup actually didn't taste bad

Club Blaze

Conley, Georgia

Treated me like Royalty lol

So I was in town for an event and I decided to come by before going back out of town. It's in a odd location, near a lot of truck drives, factories etc. It looks like…

Strokers

Clarkston, Georgia

1st trip - Rush Hour

So this was my first visit here...We stopped by during rush hour. It's hidden in the cut, but it's huge on the inside. Looks like it used to be a store or something. Almost too…

Mystique Bridgeport

Bridgeport, Connecticut

First Quick visit

This was my first time visiting this place and I didn't stay too long to be upfront. I went to the club on Monday night and the location isn't too bad. Not a place I…

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How and how often do you communicate with your CF/ATF

..and does it translate into OTC? Since joining here, I almost always try to get a number from a dancer who I’ve had fun with and more often than not, we exchange numbers. With many, communication back and forth, almost…

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Reading the reviews

Lately when reading reviews of clubs I go to or stopped going to I find myself scrolling down to the comments rather than reading the reviews first, I get more informed intel from many of the comments than I usually…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Hey guys, I'm sure that many of you guys have

Hey guys, I'm sure that many of you guys have been visiting The Players Club / Wagon Wheel for many years, and you'll probably agree that it's well past its Glory days. Who are some of the dancers from the…

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question for strippers and females

hey does sperm taste and smell different from guy to guy when you guzzle it? the stench of sperm is pretty gross how do you stand it? it is true at all that pineapple juice consumed makes sperm yummier? thank you

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Why are there all these duplicate posts on this thread?

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Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Afternoon Fun

I travel to Dallas and Austin quit a bit for work but this was my first time making a stop at a Dallas Club. I stopped by there in the afternoon around 3:00 PM…

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What do you guys think??

After clubbing with regularity here in Phoenix for the past two years, I have come to the conclusion that if you're paying more than $350 for FS, BJ, DFK or FIV you are probably over paying. I will explain. Theres two…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Combined score of 19

First time here since Scarlett's bought the joint. While most of the talent here was in the 5/6 range, there was a pair of dancers that totaled 19. Both were part…

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Oh papi

Enough said

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

This LA guy just got spoiled.

OMFG. This place was absolutely jamming on a Wednesday early afternoon. Every single dance couch in the back was full. What is weird is there were no groups of young men like they were going…

How is it since the re open? Anything changed?

How is it since the re open? Anything changed?

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LDK at the strip club

https://youtu.be/iuJys17Hgt0

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Is it bad that I'm ok with this tinder guy saying that even I won't date him(aft

Some ppl would say thatd creepy but he is handsome so i wanna hug him back lmao..he said this after I told him I would be all ober him when he fantasized the idea of me being his "short littlle…

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Hot bitch in Cedar Rapids Iowa

You should come to Cedar Rapids and see me this week

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For founder

founder, An update on "page loading". When I click on "discussions", the page takes about 10 seconds to load. If I select a topic, it loads almost instantly. When go back to the discussion page, another 10 seconds. Earth shattering, no,…

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Massage Bust update

One of those arrested was named Patel. Police have now cleared him and he is suing. Apparently, a Porsche in the parking lot was thought to be used by one of the customers. The car was registered to a woman named…

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“I know that there is nothing better for people than to be happy and to do good

Everything else is meaningless. We all come from dust, and to dust we all return. Title says it all.

Pompano Gold Club

Pompano Beach, Florida

You look like you're having fun !

Yesterday afternoon, I finished early it rained on and off most of the early afternoon, so I decided to hit, this club as it has become a go to spot for me, pretty regularly about…

XO A Gentleman's Club

Linden, New Jersey

Low expectations

Overall I think this place is a below avg bar with disappointing dancers, a cover, and byob. Firstly the parking lot is small, poorly lit, and location in general is hard to find and close…

The Roadhouse

Columbus, Ohio

Needed a night out

So I went back to Roadhouse after a few months absence and I’m glad I went. Paid my cover fee and sat down. There were 6 dancers there and only got to see 2 cause…

Déjà Vu Lansing

Lansing, Michigan

Fun, but could be better!

This review is over 2 nights. Thursday & Friday night. I have been visiting this club off and on for over 15 years, sometimes you find a hottie that rocks your world other times…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

Afternoon sto

Stopped by for an afternoon break from work. Got there about noon, paid $6 cover. Only a few other patrons. About 4 girls walking around, pretty steady rotation of girls on stage. Recognized Danielle from…

Midway Invader

Mississauga, Ontario

Downhill slalom

Very disappointed with my recent visits to Midway Invader. This has always been a solid club on my previous visits to Toronto, however, last night and tonight have been horrible. It’s like all the dancers…

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, Virginia

New Private Dance Booth

Got to the club at 8:30pm and stayed until around 11:30pm. Just updating that the club is adding a 3rd private dance alcove, but this one is in the non-smoking section, so now you don’t have…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

I got robbed

Started out enjoying my night...Had a few table dances, then went to VIP and was having a good dance then a friend of my dancer came in and was very annoying and would not leave.…

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FEMINIST NGO CALLS TO SHUT DOWN ALL ISRAELI STRIP CLUBS

The strip club in the picture was one of the clubs I visited when I was in Tel Aviv. https://www.jpost.com/Israel-News/Feminist-NGO-calls-to-shut-down-all-Israeli-strip-clubs-582518

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Sunday Funday

Came here on a recent Sunday and there were a lot more girls then usual for a Sunday night. The lineup had a good mixture of older girls as well as younger ones so I…

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Why is are there only 2 pallbearers at a stripper's funeral?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. Why is are there only 2…

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Can I claim tourette's?

I have no control over anything that comes out of my mouth anymore like damn. I should get disability for tourette's. I'm like really offensive with my outbursts.

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Keeps getting better

I was in TJ a couple months ago on a Thursday after my plans with my family fell apart. Having a bad couple days I decided what better way to spend my day then to…

Night Trips Tulsa

Tulsa, Oklahoma

This Tulsa Club Better Than Any L.A. Club IMHO

Flew from El Lay to Tulsa on the way to Kansas. Got to Tulsa airport at 11:30am so decided to grab lunch at a titty bar but had no idea where to go in Tulsa.…

Candy Store

Phoenix, Arizona

Laid back visit

I had some time to kill in an unfamiliar area while waiting to grab dinner, so I decided that I would check out the Candy Store for a while. Got in a…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Newer dancer

Went in on a late afternoon to waste some time and check out the girls. Scoped out the talent for about 15 minutes before a cute light skinned AA came up to me to…

Politics

OT: Dating App for conservatives/Trump-supporters

https://youtu.be/QzXpCLDIW2c

Larry Flynt's Hustler Barely Legal Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

VIP dances are fully clothed

We went upstairs and the manager showed me around at the expensive rooms (which are more private for sure, but also 10k per hour). I settled on a 30 Min VIP in a very…

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Clubs on your bucket list

I read that the Cabaret Club in El Paso has been closed down for drugs and prostitution. That club was high on my bucket list of clubs I wanted to visit. Now, it will never be. Another set of clubs I’d…

Politics

LOL - funny skit about Trump's hugging of the flag at CPAC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0at__kgEmQ

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Memphis 2AMer.

MEMPHIS, Tenn. - The future of a troubled Memphis strip club is in doubt after three people were shot inside the club overnight. Three people were taken to the hospital after a shooting at Pure Passion early Tuesday morning. Police…

Cherri Bombs

Wyandanch, New York

Sunday on Edison

I went here on a Sunday after hearing about the Edison strip I went in to cherry blossom I walked in talked with the guy at the front desk he was helpful told me how…

Seville Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Probably the nicest club in town but it's expensive

So this is my last day in town and I figured to go check out a club. I read the reviews here and drove my ass out to the burbs for King of Diamonds. Man…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Simple hustle in the afternoon

I went in around 3 pm. The cover was 5 bucks. There was only a few girls in the club at this time. There was only one active pole. I sat around tipped a few…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Quiet Night

Visited Tattletale at the end of a trip to Atlanta. I walked in and took a seat at the bar which offers good views of the stage. I ordered a beer and sat…

Spearmint Rhino Gentlemen's Club Torrance

Torrance, California

Great Ending to a Wednesday Night

This is my first time visiting the Rhino in Torrance, I went on a Wednesday night to take advantage of the free cover for locals. Club atmosphere was chill and relaxed - the valet…

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How do you know you’re becoming a RIL before it’s too late?

I feel like I’m not there yet but I’m in danger. I look forward to clubbing specially because I’ll get to see her. I get dances from other girls but I’m always trying not to run out of money before…

Déjà Vu Sacramento

Rancho Cordova, California

Korea gives good lap dances

Again, I won't go into & repeat what others have said about the club. MO is still pretty much the same. Good news: they still give out pretty decent popcorn to customers at your table. Monday-Wednesdays…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

Saturday afternoon fun

Went to Ricks at the end of a day’s drinking session which had started early. We were a group of 4 middle aged men. The bouncers were great on the door and waived the…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Decent afternoon

I visited on a weekday afternoon trying to get a feel for the place. Overall the club was very clean and seemed upscale with good lighting, chairs, atmosphere Only about 4 dancers on shift at…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Good time Tuesday

I had some extra time on my hands so I thought I would check out the views at Dancers. Last time was exceptional so it was going to take a lot to get me…

The Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Under Reviewed

I had a bit of a break from TUSCL, but was surprised to see that the last review of this club was over a year ago ... and by me. So I thought I…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Always some quality talent

Stopped by on a Monday around 8. Not very crowded. One thing they could do better is utilize that back room area before you head to the lap dance room. Especially since the bar…

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founder, PLEASE extend login sessions

At least extend the session every time it's re-used. It makes absolutely no sense to kill login sessions after barely 24 hours, forcing someone to login again. So before trying out the next shade of white on the site layout,…

Club Extasy

Clinton, Maryland

Smelly time...

Against my better judgement I went across the bridge to see if things have changed here. As by the title, no it hasn't. Probably didn't help I came on a Monday. 20 bucks…

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If only we could meet women by having sex with them first

I'm telling I know i'm not alone in this. But I think have sex better than I am handsome. I really do. Not to say I'm ugly, but I mean you just tell some of these girls may have had…

Fantasy Shots

San Diego, California

Good but not my style

I got a chance to visit this place last month on a business trip to SD. Usually, I like to make it least one trip to tj on my trips but this time I just…

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fentanyl deaths

Over 70k overdose deaths last year (not all from fentanyl). This seems like a real national emergency. The type of emergency needing firing squads and possible military action. Shit, we could fill a football stadium with that many

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Afternoon Okay

I've popped in here in the past, but in the area on a Sunday afternoon I thought I would take a chance at a pre-shift change experience. I'm not one to do an afternoon…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Good but certain dancers dont circulate around enough

I visited this club again and it was an overall good time. I need not go through the general description of the place because it's the same exterior and interior, I doubt they upgrade this…

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Rate this pose

https://www.instagram.com/p/BupYLQolkJP/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link I havent been to this club, and my gut feeling is the instagram photos are a tease, but Id go crazy if a girl did this in VIP.

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I had to rescue CrazyJoe

It was freezing cold and he took a shit in a Porto potty and he was stuck to the seat like this... https://youtu.be/qSSsOHJ3Dg4

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

It's alright

So going to start with positives. First off plenty of parking. Second many beautiful women. Now the rest of the review. So there is a $22 cover charge…

Expose

San Diego, California

Nothing Special but Friendly Girls

So the setup is your standard stage with the DJ to the right and a bunch of tables. Then behind the tables you can face the action from a long bar with a good…

The Penthouse Club - Baton Rouge

Baton Rouge, Louisiana

First time visit

I was staying at a hote within a stones throw if Penthouse Baton Rouge, and decided the money in my wallet was in need of liberation. Walked over since it was so close, seems…

Club Rouge

Portland, Oregon

Best club in PDX

I used to work here (I have since moved) so I am writing this review both to help customers and other dancers. This club has very hot girls - on par with Spearmint Rhino in…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Love $10 dances

The draw of Hip Huggers is always the $10 dances. Arrived about 1:30 on a Saturday afternoon. The place has not changed in my twice a year visits over the last ten…

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Al Roker MK Ulta mind control & Illuminati?

Savannah Guthrie triggers Al when he says "holy ghost" - certain phrases & words are programmed and/or causes these weirdos to glitch out. https://youtu.be/l_vXDfCNONA

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Hot spinner

Well I found myself traveling in the D and thought I would pay a visit to my favorite club. The club was a bit busier than usual but not at all crowded. I was…

Casa Diablo Original Blood

Portland, Oregon

Interesting club

This club is interesting, to say the least. They have a vegan food menu that is surprisingly quite good, and their drinks are made by topless women which is always a bonus. There are lots…

The Penthouse Club - Baton Rouge

Baton Rouge, Louisiana

First time visit

I was staying at a hote within a stones throw if Penthouse Baton Rouge, and decided the money in my wallet was in need of liberation. Walked over since it was so close, seems…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Henry’s delivers

I stopped in with some buddies after a Red Wing game and the place was steady busy, but not packed. Most of the girls were average looking, with 2 girls I thought were really…

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Icey blocked me :(

What will I do without his pimp leadership?

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What the fuck is wrong with me?

I only have THREE trusts. My self-image TOTALLY is reliant on what anonymous peopel on the interwebs think!!! I don't think I'm a total asshole here and certainly not in the real world, and I post somewhat credible advice on clubs…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Yes, Beth is there still, but can't count on it.

Yes, Beth is there still, but can't count on it.

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Vancouver brothels and strip clubs

I am heading here for a few days and looking for some fun. From what I read online brothels are legal but cant advertise online. Anyone has any suggestions?

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Place was packed, but still a good visit, except for the ginger bouncer

Pulled into the parking lot at Hi-Liter, and knew it was going to be packed when I couldn't find a parking spot. Luckily saw someone leaving, and grabbed their spot. Once inside, I…

The Pony Lexington

Lexington, Kentucky

Go $10 dances and skip the VIP

Well lit parking lot with a quick ID check and pat down before going into the club. Used a free coupon from the website but still had to pay $6 for bottomless drink band.…

Titillations

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Skinny Girls

I visited Tittilations Thursday night with family. For a Thursday night it was actually busy. Most of the girls are European but you'll see some Spanish girls mixed in. If you like curvy girls…

The Library Gentlemen's Club

Anaheim, California

First time here

First time here since it changed the to the new Library. Got dropped off by Uber with my buddies and I was surprised by the look of the place from the outside. 10$ cover at…

Maximus Club

Austin, Texas

I love this place

So I decided to stop in landing strip to see what was on the menu for today and to let traffic die down. Parking is free I Walked in and payed the $5 cover and…

Candy Store

Phoenix, Arizona

Floor dances improving

Hadn't been here in a while, and had an hour to kill, so decided to check it out. The talent was a bit disappointing at first, mostly in the 4-7 range. Nothing really…

La Fiesta

Paterson, New Jersey

Love the booty

Come here last night came to see my big booty chick .. came I’m around 1230am place had a good amount of girls .. I order a corona $5 . Here comes my girl grabs…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

First time back in a while

First time at IR in couple of years. Read about changes but really seemed as I remembered. (Perhaps memory is failing, but that's another story...). Entered after a couple hours on the beach, needed to…

Golden Horseshoe Club

Ranson, West Virginia

Golden? More of a dingy yellow

I headed out to the Golden Horseshoe on a Friday night. It is a long drive from DC but we needed a change of scenery. There were several girls in rotation (8-14). I was surprised…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Best Bang for Your Big Bucks

Stopped in, day shift, with a colleague last week. The place is arguable the nicest club in town. The staff are very friendly more than attentive. It's a bit dark, but the ambiance…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

West Hollywood, California

My Discovery

This was the first time ever at Synn in Beverly Hills and I really wish I had found it sooner. I feel like I have been waisting my money for far too long! I…

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Mob rat testifies about beating at S.I. strip club in racketeering trial of repu

I wonder how many strip clubs are mobbed up? https://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/ny-metro-bonanno-mob-trial-20190304-story.html

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What the hell?

Funny how pooshie asks a question for dancers and all of the dudes answer... Does all of these dudes have experience on this subject? https://goo.gl/images/aCBoKp

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Relocation and disappoinment

Well. I have moved from Detroit (okay Ann Ann arbor) to the Jacksonville Florida area. okay for most purposes but what a disappointment in the club scene. Wackos is one the best rated here and it looks like a…

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Disconnect explained

When Progressives see Trump they see a rich, entitled white guy. I see a liar and a cheat. When Progressives see Obama they see a black, male progressive. I see a liar and a cheat. When…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Friday morning

My first Friday morning visit. I rolled into the Playhouse after 9:00 and there were a few customers scattered around the bar but not many. The bartender was a dancer but I don't know…

Centerfolds

San Francisco, California

Not the best, not the worst, but I had fun

It’s on the expensive side but the girls are all cute and young - but not too young - 18 yr olds don’t do it for me. No pressure when I got there just after…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

Weekday dayshift quality > Weekend night shift quantity

This is a long summary of three daytime visits to Gold Club Centerfolds, within 2 weeks of each other. All visits were in the afternoon at around 2pm Tuesday, Wednesday, and Friday and it…

Centerfold Lounge Detroit

Detroit, Michigan

Fun spot, no pressure

Stopped in at Centerfold off John R. on the way home from a trip to a couple of the Detroit casinos. Mostly broke even on the night, so decided to use the $$ I expected…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

GFE

So I visited by Synn a few months ago. I dropped by a few days be for but I didn't get any dances. On this visit I was on a mission to have…

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"King Kong Bundy" R.I.P.

A moment of silence....

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig in a strip club?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q . What's worse than a male chauvinist…

Sensations Gentlemen's Club

Galena, Missouri

Frequent flyer

I've become a regular here since November. I've gone back at least weekly. I'll leave an occasional review so that at least someone is keeping reviews on this place current. This was last Thursday that…

Gold Rush Showbar

Jacksonville, Florida

The owner should've waited for someone to actually posted a

The owner should've waited for someone to actually posted a review instead of listing the club was open and not a single review for over 6 months. Obviously if it's a black only club then very limited audience if it's…

Medusas Playhouse

West Babylon, New York

Not bad

I have been around to the other clubs in Babylon. They are all similar, getting a dance and all. This store sells toys and movies but really what I came to see are the girls…

Keepers Gentlemen's Club

Milford, Connecticut

First time to Keepers

Was in the area on business and decided to give this place a try After having read other reviews on TUSCL. Got there at about 930 on Monday night and there weren’t very many…

Red Rose Gentlemen's Club

Fort Walton Beach, Florida

Red Doze

OK, so Monday evening isn't the best time to visit a stripclub, but it's my birthday, so hey...I wanted to see nakedness. I walked in at 8:30, saw posters for "Buy 2 drinks for the price…

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Made other poker players pissed because of what i did with the massage girl

Well had some family issues that stopped me from going to Greensboro NC and clubbing with my homie Govikings but i did get to go out that Saturday to Cherokee for some poker Well their was a hot little massage girl…

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My personal review page is just awful -- please change it back

If you go into someone's profile and pull up their reviews (as a VIP member) the organization is just awful. It was perfect previously as you could open and close any review and their associated comments without having to…

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New discussion view ?

Is it me - or is the view once inside a thread look different - the title of the thread seems to stay static on the screen vs scroll out of the way - I don't like this new look…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Slow Thursday Afternoon

I stopped by Electric Blue on a Thursday afternoon, for the first time after two years. I can't say the club has changed much. I walked in at around 3 PM, and paid $5. There…

Trim Gentlemen's Club

Davenport, Iowa

Buyer beware

I don't go to Daisy Dooks often, but was passing through Davenport on a Monday and decided to stop and enjoy the show. I arrived around 9pm and there seemed to be 10 girls…

Show & Tel

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Best private session

Been visiting here for years. Used to be great when they had a lot of booth girls day and night. Went through a lull, but you can have a great session with the right girls.…

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How do YOU know when you're not logged in?

For me it's when I see any posts from SJG, or Icy, like many of you I don't want to get sucked into their world of mental retardation. Or if I'm inside a discussion and reading and scrolling and…

Essex Gentleman's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

First visit was Okay.... I guess

This seems like a decent place to just hangout at, but in terms of getting dances and interacting with the dancers it was a bare visit for me. I arrived around 930ish not too many…

Palazio Cabaret

Austin, Texas

Solid but Unspectacular Evening

Was in town for the evening and decided to check out the place after seeing solid reviews on this site. Parking: Both free and valet parking available Interior and Decor: After paying the 10$ cover i strolled…

Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

Upper Arlington, Ohio

Afternoon delight

The club itself is very clean.Each time the bartenders did a great job of keeping tables cleaned, floors swept etc. Bathrooms are clean, at night they provide mints, cologne etc for a fee of 1-2$.…

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The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil,

Title says it all.

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Today’s Capitalistic economic system for the exploitation of the economically we

“Silence in the face of evil is itself evil. The future generations; our children and grandchildren will not hold us guiltless...” Title says it all.

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

Sunday Night

I stopped by Club O Sunday around midnight. I had to pay $20 to park in a side lot a couple hundred yards away from the entrance (they were charging $40 to park in…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Bad Day at the Club Better Than a Good Day at Work

I visited Follies last Thursday. I arrived there around 12:30pm. I was shocked there was no valet. I almost did not know what to do...Then, I just parked and saved $10... Already,…

Lady Godivas I Casablanca

Greenville, South Carolina

Should have kept on driving

I have no idea why I came in to this place. I happened to be in Greenville for work. Some dude told me to check out Godiva's before I left town. Drove…

Perfect 10 Cabaret

Austin, Texas

Great time at P10

We went to perfect ten for our buddy's bachelor party based on the recommendation of some friends from Austin. We were not disappointed! The DJ played great tunes. A mix of top 40, pop and…

Allure Gentlemen's Club

Port Richey, Florida

Good for what it is

The last part of my 2 weeks in Florida was in Dunedin. I took some time in the afternoons to fight the US19 traffic to visit a couple of the Pasco County clubs.…

Club Vogue

Columbia, Missouri

Becoming one of my favorites

Was in town again and had to stop by. Went Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. Stopped in the second smallest bar in the USA (hole in the wall . Aka speakeasy on GPS). 4 dancers, myself,…

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Dancers with whom mileage increases at no corresponding price increase as the re

Subject line is from the pet peeves thread. @DTS mentioned it as something awesome, and I agree. I have this situation going on at a club I’ve been to several times. A girl who I will usually only do 1…

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Which is More Likely

Is it more likely that President Trump colluded with Russia or that former President Obama was born in Kenya?

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FOSTA

Has anyone heard of the new FOSTA legislation? What do you think will be the impact on SCs and AMPs? Do you think there will be any?

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The Board is Active this Evening

By the time I finish reading an entry, another has been posted. Good night for TUSCL.

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Reasons to Reject Reviews

Does anyone else reject a review if it is one long run on paragraph?

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OT: Perhaps not a bad way to spend the golden years

Living on a cruise ship: the endless voyage of Mama Lee If you love cruising, the idea of living on a cruise ship sounds like a floating fantasy. But there are people who do it, for decades at a time. And…

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OT: Maybe they should be better students of history - LOL

JetBlue black history display honored convicted killer NEW YORK — JetBlue has taken down a poster of a convicted murderer that it had included as part of a Black History Month tribute at New York's Kennedy Airport. The airline said Saturday…

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I have a cousin down in Atlanta

2nd cousin. And I got to admit she is hot as fuck. Not gonna lie. She’s a dead ringer for the pornstar Kristina Rose. If I was related I would totally try tap that. One of the cutest girls you’ll…

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Does riding a penis hurt

Like how does it feel LADIES posting a lot today bc I just got done with all major deadlines so taking a break.and its Like a new term now.

V-Ja's Lounge

Frankfort, New York

Great club with great girls. New ownership but still the

Great club with great girls. New ownership but still the same fun place.

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Who are the best evening dancers in the weekends?

Who are the best evening dancers in the weekends?

Tijuana

Tijuana

I haven't seen a discussion started about how awesome the brothels in Tijuana are for a few hours now. I thought some of you retards might be going through withdrawals. For those who gave been there, what do you like

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PL’s in El Paso Tx

Anyone lives near El Paso Tx area? I’m from here but I have been continuously disappointed with the quality at the clubs here. As for Juarez Mexico is a whole different story but it ain’t no Tijuana. I know that…

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NFL Combine

I watched the players do a drill for a few minutes. It was a DB drill. They backpedaled 10 yards, turned around, and sprinted 20 more yards. Our population is about 13% black, but 16 of the 18 participants I…

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what are you vaping today?

right now I have a few mods and one pod system going - vaporesso revenger x with horizontech falcon 8ml bubble glass tank vaping 6mg banana oatmeal cookie - vaporesso luxe with advken owl 4ml bubble glass tank vaping 6mg root beer…

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R.I.P. Luke Perry

I wasn't necessarily a big fan nor a big-fan of "90210" but he was well-known and poor-guy passes from a massive-stroke at just 52

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Great otc opportunity with naturally bootylicious brazilian; need some tips/advi

Id call myself a low-mid-level journeyman SCer at this point but ive only done a succesful otc once. Ive gotten a bunch of dancers numbers over the years but only actually met two OTC, one was a bust. Some i…

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Follies seating...

Headed out this Saturday afternoon, what is the prime real estate for getting dances? Planning on getting to club around 1pm.

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Top Pet Peeve at the SC

Mine has to be dancers who eat delivery at the bar. This only happens at hole in the wall places that I visit once a year. It happens the same way at each club. The girl is dancing and…

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New boy toy I JUST started talking to told me my legs look seductive in a pic.is

What do u think @blah blah?

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Thank u guys 4 putting up with me bc I use this site to bring out my alter ego

This is a great platform for the social xperiments I conduct , to write my wildest thoughts, and bring out my alter ego

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CREAM Life

How many of you have heard this expression---admittedly I have not ( maybe showing my age a bit) but I had a conversation with a dancer over the weekend and she used the term twice---and I googled it ---this is…

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Posting live from the fertility clinic AMA!

So I am in the fertility clinic getting a sperm test (post vasectomy). They have got barely legal, swank, and hustler for magazine choice. The back of all of the magazines all have a full page ad for the erotic…

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Man Card

Whenever you check out with a cart at Publix, the bagger always asks to help you take it out to the car. This gets them outside so they can collect whatever carts are in the parking lot. Plus they like…

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latest thing the fucking SJWs are gonna be pissed off about

Apparently Dr. Seuss books are racist and NOT INCLUSIVE ENOUGH For fuck's sake ugh https://people.com/books/dr-seuss-books-racist-problematic/

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OT: Michael Jackson Documentary

Anyone watch the Michael Jackson documentary "Leaving Neverland" on HBO last night where those guys were recounting their time with Michael Jackson when they were kids - I'm usually not one to have interest in salacious stuff but it was…

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The system is so broken that it needs to be changed, but there is no way to chan

Our dilemma is that we hate change and love it at the same time; what we really want is for things to remain the same but get better. -Sydney J. Harris

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Crazyjoe the trapeze artist

Looks like our crazyjoe put on a classic performance recently. https://thereisnews.com/trapeze-artist-with-diarrhea-shits-on-23-people9999/?dankest

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Isn't my new pic amazing :)

Ok

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What did the stripper's baby daddy say when she asked if they could get back tog

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. What did the stripper's baby daddy say…

Politics

“President Trump speech at CPAC (Mar. 2, 2019 Conservative Political Action Conf

“Trump just might have won the 2020 Election with the speech.” ~ Nick Gillespie Title says it all.

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Mexico Love

Discuss how much you love Mexico because of prostitution freedoms, food , clubs ,MPs

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She had fishnets and I had buttons

What do you do about this? I rolled up my sleeves, but that only took care of part of the problem.

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Archived reviews

Possible dumb question - my apologies. But are there any archives of reviewed (now shut down/out of business) clubs that used to be open?

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My massage spot is on rubmaps

i sprined my neck a while back and threw out my back a couple years ago. thus i am all about massage. the place i go to provides somewhat below market massages and the woman get in deep.…

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Adulting?

I posted a thread a while back where I got advice not to grow up. Is adulting worth it?

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Sure guys at the bar will try to talk to me ..but its interesting that they won

Ugh;(

Tijuana

Tj

This is a question for all experienced tj mongers what do you do between mongering sessions besides eat good food?

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The Bargirl Dilemma

I really enjoy my mongering haven TJ Mexico but I have a possible semi-dilemma approaching and I would like some mongering insight on different methods of handling the situation. At HK I have a CF who I plan to visit on…

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Submitting Reviews

I now think I see why reviews sometimes get submitted twice. I just submitted one for Creekside Cabaret in Colmar PA. In the past I have always gotten a confirmation saying it was received, but just now I…

Tijuana Explored: Good Eats, Bad Descisions

It is pretty much taken for granted that the best club in TJ is the Hong Kong Club. And depending on the frequency of your visits and timing of your visits the membership for 50 bucks is a good deal. I got curious about some of the other clubs and some of the other options on my last trip. This is sort of a review of my lessons learned in trying to work a deal with some of the other options along the street. Nice restaurant across from adelitas, "Loncheria el Buen Amigo" had a few 35MN negro modelos, best beer price on the street. Food was great, about 160 pesos total. Walking around…