Tonight was one for the ages. I had a few drinks in me and walked into the bar and took a seat. Sat down and saw a dancer with a great ass and face, but she was wearing a loose fitting top.She came over and gave me a nice grind and pretty much placed my hand in her crotch whenever i tried to move it anywhere else. Usually dancers move it to thier stomach or legs so I was happy she was being forward. Well seeing this mileage we moved the dance to a more private area where she slid jimmy on and rode me RCG for 10 minutes. Felt great and she kept my handsguided the whole session. Well afterwards we hugged quickly and she went to the changing area. She comes out and starts dancing. The wierd thing was she had a cute face, but 90% of the time she just shaked her ass for everyone to see. When it was time for her to come around and collect tips I saw what had to be a 4 month bump on her stomach. Made for one of my wierdest nights.
Comments
last commentGood for you, I guess, but gross lol
Log in to vote
Gross?
Log in to vote
I know that the OP is a parody account (on twentyfive), and it's more than likely that this is a bullshit story.
Still, I'm not on board with a dancer in a strip club environment at 4 months. So, not a "cool" story even if it's made up.
Log in to vote
^ I thought two bits was better, but this guy don’t offend me so I consider him to be a tribute troll ;)
Log in to vote
As long as no teeth bit you
Log in to vote
She may have just gained weight. When I was a kid a friends older sister had been married about a year. She gsined a little weight and had people telling her congrats. She got pissed the fuck off!!!
Log in to vote
There was a preggie dancer at my favorite club that wore an outfit that hid her pregnancy. She must have been 7 months along. Creeped me out when I realized it. One and done.
Log in to vote
A dancer who was pregnant while working at Follies told me that she got double the VIP dances when she was pregnant than she gets when she is not.
Log in to vote
Women look good in early stages of pregnancy. And you can go bareback without the danger of knocking them up.
Log in to vote
Lol this troll
Log in to vote
I've had sex with 2 pregnant girls.... neither kid was mine, they were around 3 or 4 months but their pussies felt better.
Log in to vote