Has a stripper ever commented on your penis?

Every girl that I have ever paid has said my penis is magnificent . And I believe them.

Does a laugh count as a comment?

...not hung like a newborn

That is a really low bar you set there.

I haven't done a study but I think complimenting a guy's dick is the most common SS in history.

One girl who was famous in the club because of she did some adult films gasped and said I shoulld go into porn. Best compliment ever

It says more when women you're not paying compliment your package

Does a chortle count?

Civvy girls say I have a "nice" "good sized" or "perfect" penis.

Strippers meanwhile call it huge.

Junior is constantly receiving compliments from dancers, I'm starting to believe them because strippers are always truthful.

Yeah, they're always talking about how small it is... but c'mon i know it's all SS ;)

Does it count if she chokes in the back room?

I think the most honest one I got was, "It's big. It's not huge. But it's big." I think...

During a great lap dance the dancer asked: " Are you Portuguese"? I said no why and she responded: "because your cock is harder than a rock and only Portuguese men get that hard".

Always. They usually tell me that I have a fat cock. Then they try to insert it. This occurred twice in a “non Extras” club; well, supposedly non extras. Another grabbed her beer bottle and did a comparison. That made me chuckle. It’s the best SS out there and hell, it works for me and my fantasy is my reality.

I had a dancer ask me why I brought a role of dimes to the club

"Does it count if she chokes in the back room?"

Wow. You must be really long if you can reach all the way back there!!! Props, man.... ;-)

^ but does it count as a comment ;)

I had a dancer ask me why I brought a role of dimes to the club


^^^^^^ I had one tell me a variation of that, she mentioned that she didn't know silver dollars came in rolls. :D

Girls love the shape and say it has a sweet milky taste.

the girls laugh.

Spice wants the D that's all I know.

I don't pay much attention to anything a dancer says about any part of my body.

I think it may have been the third time I took this particular girl to VIP. The comment she made was, “It’s bigger than it was last time.”

"Too deep, too deep!!!"

Yes. All these and more.

It's OK, at least you won't be splitting me in half.

Oh, how cute.

Good thing I do my kuegles[?] regularly.

No, sorry, I can't deepthr...oh, OK.

Wow, shaving really *does* make it look bigger.

Don't worry, I've seen smaller. My ten year old likes to walk around naked.

My 10 year old has a bigger one.

Try your finger, maybe it's long enough.

Is it in?

*How* old are you?

Can you see it when you pee?

No, but she’s sat on it.