Has a stripper ever commented on your penis?

25 comments

• Warrior15

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  5 years ago

  Every girl that I have ever paid has said my penis is magnificent . And I believe them.
• flagooner

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  5 years ago

  Does a laugh count as a comment?
• K

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  5 years ago

  ...not hung like a newborn That is a really low bar you set there. I haven't done a study but I think complimenting a guy's dick is the most common SS in history.
• NJBalla

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  5 years ago

  One girl who was famous in the club because of she did some adult films gasped and said I shoulld go into porn. Best compliment ever
• Papi_Chulo

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  5 years ago

  It says more when women you're not paying compliment your package
• bubba267

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  5 years ago

  Does a chortle count?
• JamesSD

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  5 years ago

  Civvy girls say I have a "nice" "good sized" or "perfect" penis. Strippers meanwhile call it huge.
• Cristobal

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  5 years ago

  Junior is constantly receiving compliments from dancers, I'm starting to believe them because strippers are always truthful.
• stripfighter

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  5 years ago

  Yeah, they're always talking about how small it is... but c'mon i know it's all SS ;)
• twentyfive

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  5 years ago

  Does it count if she chokes in the back room?
• pitch

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  5 years ago

  I think the most honest one I got was, "It's big. It's not huge. But it's big." I think...
• skibum609

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  5 years ago

  During a great lap dance the dancer asked: " Are you Portuguese"? I said no why and she responded: "because your cock is harder than a rock and only Portuguese men get that hard".
• Nidan111

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  5 years ago

  Always. They usually tell me that I have a fat cock. Then they try to insert it. This occurred twice in a “non Extras” club; well, supposedly non extras. Another grabbed her beer bottle and did a comparison. That made me chuckle. It’s the best SS out there and hell, it works for me and my fantasy is my reality.
• flagooner

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  5 years ago

  I had a dancer ask me why I brought a role of dimes to the club
• ATACdawg

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  5 years ago

  "Does it count if she chokes in the back room?" Wow. You must be really long if you can reach all the way back there!!! Props, man.... ;-)
• twentyfive

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  5 years ago

  ^ but does it count as a comment ;)
• TheeOSU

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  5 years ago

  I had a dancer ask me why I brought a role of dimes to the club ^^^^^^ I had one tell me a variation of that, she mentioned that she didn't know silver dollars came in rolls. :D
• IceyLoco

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  5 years ago

  Girls love the shape and say it has a sweet milky taste.
• Jascoi

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  5 years ago

  the girls laugh.
• pistola

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  5 years ago

  Spice wants the D that's all I know.
• steeldog65

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  5 years ago

  I don't pay much attention to anything a dancer says about any part of my body.
• s275ironman

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  5 years ago

  I think it may have been the third time I took this particular girl to VIP. The comment she made was, “It’s bigger than it was last time.”
• Uprightcitizen

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  5 years ago

  "Too deep, too deep!!!"
• georgmicrodong

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  5 years ago

  Yes. All these and more. It's OK, at least you won't be splitting me in half. Oh, how cute. Good thing I do my kuegles[?] regularly. No, sorry, I can't deepthr...oh, OK. Wow, shaving really *does* make it look bigger. Don't worry, I've seen smaller. My ten year old likes to walk around naked. My 10 year old has a bigger one. Try your finger, maybe it's long enough. Is it in? *How* old are you? Can you see it when you pee?
• dr_lee

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  5 years ago

  No, but she’s sat on it.