I have received a few compliments. Probably SS, but I'm not hung like a newborn, so maybe the adulation has been legit.
Has a stripper ever commented on your penis?
JohnTitordon't sweat the petty things-pet the sweaty things
I have received a few compliments. Probably SS, but I'm not hung like a newborn, so maybe the adulation has been legit.
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last commentEvery girl that I have ever paid has said my penis is magnificent . And I believe them.
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Does a laugh count as a comment?
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...not hung like a newborn
That is a really low bar you set there.
I haven't done a study but I think complimenting a guy's dick is the most common SS in history.
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One girl who was famous in the club because of she did some adult films gasped and said I shoulld go into porn. Best compliment ever
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It says more when women you're not paying compliment your package
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Does a chortle count?
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Civvy girls say I have a "nice" "good sized" or "perfect" penis.
Strippers meanwhile call it huge.
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Junior is constantly receiving compliments from dancers, I'm starting to believe them because strippers are always truthful.
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Yeah, they're always talking about how small it is... but c'mon i know it's all SS ;)
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Does it count if she chokes in the back room?
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I think the most honest one I got was, "It's big. It's not huge. But it's big." I think...
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During a great lap dance the dancer asked: " Are you Portuguese"? I said no why and she responded: "because your cock is harder than a rock and only Portuguese men get that hard".
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Always. They usually tell me that I have a fat cock. Then they try to insert it. This occurred twice in a “non Extras” club; well, supposedly non extras. Another grabbed her beer bottle and did a comparison. That made me chuckle. It’s the best SS out there and hell, it works for me and my fantasy is my reality.
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I had a dancer ask me why I brought a role of dimes to the club
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"Does it count if she chokes in the back room?"
Wow. You must be really long if you can reach all the way back there!!! Props, man.... ;-)
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^ but does it count as a comment ;)
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I had a dancer ask me why I brought a role of dimes to the club
^^^^^^ I had one tell me a variation of that, she mentioned that she didn't know silver dollars came in rolls. :D
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Girls love the shape and say it has a sweet milky taste.
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the girls laugh.
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Spice wants the D that's all I know.
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I don't pay much attention to anything a dancer says about any part of my body.
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I think it may have been the third time I took this particular girl to VIP. The comment she made was, “It’s bigger than it was last time.”
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"Too deep, too deep!!!"
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Yes. All these and more.
It's OK, at least you won't be splitting me in half.
Oh, how cute.
Good thing I do my kuegles[?] regularly.
No, sorry, I can't deepthr...oh, OK.
Wow, shaving really does make it look bigger.
Don't worry, I've seen smaller. My ten year old likes to walk around naked.
My 10 year old has a bigger one.
Try your finger, maybe it's long enough.
Is it in?
How old are you?
Can you see it when you pee?
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No, but she’s sat on it.
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