Suggestions for good times in Austin

A three-way with nicespice

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I recommend the Palazio, then maybe some Yellow Rose. Big clubs with lots of pretty girls working.

Try the HEB store. They sell grapefruits. Grapefruit shits are always fun. You get to destroy airplane shitters

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One other club I’d like to recommend is Bare Cabaret. It’s a full nude byob club that is opening for the first time tomorrow (or I guess technically tonight) You would probably get to be the first reviewer.
http://www.barecabaret.com

That Wilie Nelson concert venue.

Otherwise, Austin is overrated and dragged down by techie douchebags ruining that place. Try DFW

Thank you all for your suggestions. @founder haha you are funny.
@nicespice this new place seems interesting I am definitely gonna check it out and you guys will be reading my review. Do you know what is their cover?

Just hit the County Line BBQ - and ask for extra sauce...

As for the cover at Bare, I have no idea. I can try to find out. But since it’s a byob club my guess is $20-$35

And, given that it's opening weekend for the club, I would guess much closer to the higher end of Spice's range, if not higher.

That Bare does look interesting, reading their vacuous list of rules and all.

This has been discussed before, but usually BYOB means that they are actually a membership club, even though they may not tell you this. So they are exempted from all laws pertaining to public nudity and lewdness. Though not exempt from the penal code, in practice it becomes impractical for LE to do anything about it. So what that is likely to mean is no limits front room, no limits back room, no limits on walking a girl right out the front door.

I feel that this is the way US clubs need to go.

SJG

Cover is $15 before 10 PM and $20 after.
Dancers were quite hot on my two visits.
It's BYOB, since it is nude, but you can walk to the gas station behind this club.
VIP wrist band is $25 giving access to half-wall booths in the elevated areas.

It's not open during daytime. Opens at 6PM but open till 5AM - allows 18+ for extra cover.
New furniture.

^Oh nice! I was considering applying there. Do you know what the clientele are like? Or if dancers do things like upcharge dances (not that I’d ever do such a thing...)

Also, I hear bare has cabanas as well? How much privacy do they offer? Is it well lit with a transparent curtain, or more private? Is it likely customers would actually buy it? Do dancers sell them and if so how much do they quote?

Typical austin customers - business types, blue collar, hipsters plus 18+ kids showing up late night - all cool people.

Ha ha - it's full hustle on for dancers.

Maybe pause a month before dancing there - both visits I saw more dancers than customers. Obviously good for customers at the moment.

Ah. Thanks rogertex :D

NS from what i know about bare, it's owned by the Yellow Rose owners and is located where pink monkey/babes showgirls was. Haven't been up there in years, just once was enough for me. Unless it's been renovated, no privacy in vip at all

Hahahahha WTF is StankSpice recommending a club to someone that hasn’t opened? That’d be like recommending a steakhouse to your bro that you’ve never been to. Only reason she recs this place is for self absorbed reasons aka she ‘may’ wanna work there. So instead of giving legit advice she gives some bullshit. Wtf. Typical Stanky.

oh yeah, that's the new place that the owners of YR are opening, i don't work nude but plan on visiting as a customer in the very near future and shall review O_O once this silly festival business is over..

Being anywhere near nicespice would make for a good time. She is the goddess of tuscl!