What's The Most Interesting "Other" Job That A Dancer Has Told You She Has...An

Oliver_Clothesoff_66
Maryland
Mine is a tie between one who said she was a nurse in a state prison (for guys) and one who is either a teacher or an aide (can't remember which now) at a well-respected facility for kids with learning disabilities. Number two on the list also says she's about to start a PhD program. I'm inclined to believe both of these but maybe I'm naive.

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Heellover
6 years ago
I had one many, many years ago tell me she was in school to become a nuclear physicist or something like that. Had never seen her before (wasn't a club I frequented and hasn't even been open for many years now) and never saw her again. She was really hot, a bit older but gave one hell of a dance. Had basically a Playboy Playmate (2000s) type body-blonde,tall, big tits, nice legs, curvy in all the right places. She also said she never worked day shift, always nights except for that day (right at opening around 11). She was pretty crazy, but a good experience nonetheless. I think there were only like 2 dancers and 3 even customers at the time (I was only there for about 30-45 minutes though that day).. Oh the good 'ol days.
Array
6 years ago
A girl who was in a Ph.D. Program in physics. She could speak the lingo, so I believed her.
Array
6 years ago
The wanna-be physicist I knew looked somewhat like you’d expect a physicist to look like. Not a real good stripper look.
Icey
6 years ago
I know girls who work in legal offices, doctors offices, dental hygienists, medical billing, who strip on the side.

But I think most dancers are doing it full time.

The most interesting career choice among beginners seems to be YouTube celeb and "I wanna be more famous than Kim K, and rich"
orionsmith
6 years ago
I only met one dancer who said she was a welder. I believed her. She knew welding. I did meet one dancer who claimed she graduated college with a good degree. Told me she was making too much stripping to start her career in her degree. At the time I believed her.
JamesSD
6 years ago
Pole dance fitness instructor.

Her face was on a website.
grand1511
6 years ago
Mortician....at least she talked like she knew what the biz was all about
orionsmith
6 years ago
I met a dancer who taught pole dancing skills to other dancers.

I also met a dancer who said she ran a topless house cleaning service. She didn't routinely dance anymore and offered to clean my house. I declined. She wanted $100 an hour. If she was serious and saw my house, I'd be out mega bucks. Plus she lived 2 hours away from my house.
DandyDan
6 years ago
There was one I met once who was supposedly in commercial real estate, but I could never prove it. She never told me what her real name was, or else I probably could have proved it, or else proved she was lying. The most interesting I could verify was either the lady who had her own photography studio or the lady who taught at a small town elementary school.
Liwet
6 years ago
A girl I know is a speech pathologist. Apparently she really enjoys the job but it's not doing much to help pay down her student debt so she strips. She works 40 hours a week at both jobs and says she doesn't sleep well because of it. She says she struggles to pay her house fee each day too but she absolutely refuses to do anything "extra" about it.
RTP
6 years ago
I got dances on several occasions from a dancer who told me she was a dentist. Her story was that she went into a partnership with another dentist (Male) who stole the money and left her broke. She was working as a dancer in a city about 100 miles away to get back on her feet. She was very hot, in an extras club, but would not do extras. I kind of believed her, but no way to know the truth.
mark94
6 years ago
Lots of nursing students working part time. Customer service reps. Aspiring realtors. My favorite, though, was an Italian who was trying to become a professional dancer in LA. Talk about a fit body !
MackTruck
6 years ago
I met one that had a bikini lawn mowing service
Nidan111
6 years ago
Lots of students. One Insurance Agent. One Masters in Social Work. One nursing home med tech. Of course all of them and I had a lot in common... they danced nude and I enjoyed watching them dance nude. It alway good to have common interests. Hehe.
goldmongerATL
6 years ago
Army Mechanic. She talked the talk. Dancing while on leave to make extra money 100 miles from post.
shadowcat
6 years ago
A teacher with tenure at USC working weekends at the Columbia Platinum Plus. She taught public speaking and theater.
THE CHAINDOG
6 years ago
In the old days before the internet lots of schoolteachers danced during summer vacation, lots on CNAs, LPNs, , dance instructers, pt assistants.
jackslash
6 years ago
Quick change oil service.
FakeFred
6 years ago
When I told a stripper what I did (transportation industry) she wanted to know how to become a driver. she seemed legitimately interested. I keep looking for her to show up at the yard
woodstock
6 years ago
Welder. Never verified.
twentyfive
6 years ago
One girl I knew worked as an alligator trapper, I knew this for a fact as she actually was called out to trap an alligator in the community where I live.
Uprightcitizen
6 years ago
Festival Artist (Verified - Her work was quite good)
Exotic Animal Rescue (unverified but plausible, she owned several)
crazyjoe
6 years ago
CrazyJoe for the win!

Mayor of Georgetown Colorado

https://cozine.com/2004-june/mountain-to…
crazyjoe
6 years ago
I met her once during the whole removing her from being mayor debacle. She was dancing in Denver at the time. She was telling me about being on probation for some kind of felony and how repressed and rediculous people are.
reverendhornibastard
6 years ago
I once met a dancer who said she had a day job teaching young ladies to play the trombone.

She was almost as much fun as the dancer who said worked nights stuffing pimentos into olives!
skibum609
6 years ago
About ten years ago andwithout knowing what I do for a living a dancer told me she was a paralegal during the day and stripped 4 nights a week. She told me the town where she worked as a paralegal and to her distress my second guess, judguing by the look on her face, hit the mark as to her employer.
magicrat
6 years ago
An auto mechanic. I told her about an issue I was having with my car at the time and what a mechanic had told me. She spent about 10 minutes expanding on his explanation so I bought it.

A bartender at another club worked major events at a big local venue. She showed me pictures of her with some famous musicians.
Clubber
6 years ago
A dancer that became a barmaid used to "mechanic" on my Harley.
loper
6 years ago
an auto mechanic
emptystacks
6 years ago
I met a dancer who was studying forensics in hopes of becoming an FBI agent. Like they wouldnt do a background check.

One dancer worked during the day as an accountant...in the club where she danced at night
steeldog65
6 years ago
City Bus driver and another was a HVAC tech. No idea if either were true.
wellhungsac420
6 years ago
She said she had a PhD in Classics and Comparative Literature and was translating the ancient Greek text of Heraclitus into Portuguese, she was Brazilian. Her quotes all checked out on Google!
mjx01
6 years ago
high school math teacher (verified)
some kind of social worker / psychologist at a prison
Two 'engineering' students (one verified)

OT, but FWIW, these were all (but 1) a very long time ago. The associated club for most of these has gone down the shiter in recent years and you just don't get any 'moonlighters' anymore.
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