Slow Monday night

Visited Teaser’s in Key West on Monday Feb 11, 2019 from about 9;30 to 10:30 pm. Club is on a busy part of Duval St., on the second floor up a flight of stairs. Little parking in this area but I didn’t have a car anyway and walked from my hotel about a mile away. The narrow side of the rectangular space is along Duval. A sign said $5 entry but it wasn’t being collected on this very slow Monday night with only about 5 to 10 customers present. Smoking was not allowed. There were a few TV’s showing sports. The entrance opens into one of the long sides of the space with the bar straight ahead. To the right of the bar is an oval shaped stage aligned somewhat off the axis of the room with chairs at the rail all around it. The stage was rather low with a raised rail. Some booths around the walls. Some of the usual LED lights etc., but not particularly fancy. There were a couple of waitresses who were not particularly aggressive after the first order, I had a generic bottled water for $4. Several of the customers were female and received good attention at the stage. The music was very loud and it was hard to talk. The DJ was almost completely unintelligible and it was next to impossible to tell the transitions between songs although they seemed to be full length.

There were about 6 to 10 dancers not particularly young. About half were Latina, one said she was from Argentina. A couple were Russian. Dances on stage were for 2 songs, generally only topless, although they would flash the kitty for a tip. I had lap dances with one of the Russians, an older probably B cup blonde. The lap dance areas were in the end toward the street. The basic one song lap dances were in an open room with no privacy but we were the only ones there. These were $20/song paid to the dancer afterwards. After one song I agreed to upgrade to a $120 for 15 minutes. This was in a nearby individual room, which she said had a camera. For this she wanted the money in advance. She took my shirt and belt off, but no further layers. The 15 minutes was very vigorous and some feeding was allowed and there was somewhat more 2 way touch than the one song dance. I have no idea how she timed the 15 minutes, by songs I guess although I couldn’t tell the song transitions. Not to complain I think it was the full 15 minutes.

Overall somewhat high mileage but nothing extraordinary. Spent about $150. Compared to the other Key West clubs I went to on this trip the physical plant was not as good as Bare Assets and the dancers were I think a bit inferior in looks to both Bare Assets and Red Garter. But this is based on a very slow Monday night at Teaser’s so may not be a completely fair comparison.