Union Jacks
938 E Burnside St Portland, OR 97214

Fun time, no real extras

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pedrome30
Feb 25, 2019, 8:25 PM
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Visited: Monday Evening

Business travel brought me back to Portland, so I paid another visit to Union Jack's. I visited once before a little over a year ago and had an amazing experience with a little hottie that had more of a sex drive than I do. I was hoping to recapture that magic, but it was not to be this time. Still, I had a fun time.

I think dance prices have gone up since my previous visit. I paid my cover, showed my out of state ID, and parked at the bar next to a dancer named Aqua with blonde hair and a pretty good body. She was wearing a cut off tee shirt that stopped just above her nipples, so it was distracting to maintain eye contact during our conversation, but I persisted. She was kind of a hippie style and seemed intelligent, so we had a nice chat. After maybe 20+ minutes, we agreed to go back for a dance. It's $40 per song or three for $100, tip included. It appears that the girls are allowed to set their own dance prices to a degree, and there was no check-in required with the bouncer or other employee.

We picked a secluded lap dance room, which gets its own curtain (no door) and is kind of dark. There are cameras, but I doubt that anyone watching the camera is going to see much. She took everything off but her bottoms, and my clothes stayed on. We cycled through three songs (she counted fairly) and she was summoned onto the side stage by the front door, so I took that as a sign to end it. Not the highest mileage at all, but some mutual touching through the clothes was permitted. I followed her to the side stage, mostly so I could see her in some light and check out the nude pole dance (not fully shaved down there in case you're curious).

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