WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT.
Q. When you learn your girlfriend and your favorite stripper are both pregnant, what's the best way to kill yourself?
A. Tell your wife.


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LOL
Lol! Sadly, they don’t kill you quickly! They make the agony extend for years and years...
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